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It took me 25 years to realize that the most underrated love language is making someone laugh when they are taking life too seriously
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Alcohol and cigarettes are just overrated. Try not to talk to a person you love, you will know the real meaning of addiction
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Arguing with me is pointless. I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago. I'm just trying to piss you off now
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Ask a girl what kind of husband she wants, then sit and listen how she explains the characteristics of non living thing.
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Squeeze her waist while she's on her period and call her "my little ketchup bottle"
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Bari kutti thi ye billi
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Colour blindness aik khatarnaak beemari hai
Me and this one guy (i met on twitter) were twinning (i forced him) this eid🤭
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Looking for a serious person who wants to settle down, get married, and build a home.
I'm selling cement.
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Yaaڑ idhaڑ to baڑa ڑush hai
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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don't know how to listen
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Maturity is realising that ranbir kapoor is the best actor of new gen
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Laiba from DHA Halloween or Christmas pe to bohat khush hoti hai lekin usko eid k liye 0 excitement hai
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Apna angootha zrur kala kren but TEER ya SHER pe thappa lga k apna munh kala na kren.
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Khalil ur rehman k apnay bachay tik tokers hain ajeeb kisam k or ye beth k actresses pe bakwass karta hai sala doglaaa
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Bc pakistanio ne shadi ko itna mushkil kiu banaya hua hai?pehlay paisay jama karo itnay ziada phir ja k karo!why bro zaroori hai itnay paisa zayah karna?nae hain to na lagao faltu paisay...seedha seedha ja k nikkah karo thats it baat khatam
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Akelay raho aur mast raho na saala koi ignore karega na koi hurt karay ga, na koi rulaye ga aur na hi koi choray ga
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Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust
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Pasindada aurat ki godi mein sar rakh k sona is a basic human need
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Kabhi kabhi dil karta hai k sab kuch chor char k kahin dour chala jau
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I gave you 100 rupees, he gave you 200, you felt that was better, just because he gave you more, but he had 2000 and all i had was 100.
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Itna paisa laganay k baad agar divorce ho gai to amabani ka kya hoga?
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Ye lein g
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"Have you ever realized that you don't actually wash your hands; your hands wash each other while you just stand there and watch?"
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Ye to wo jawani nae hai jis k hum ne bachpan mein sapnay dekhay thy
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Kisi ne 0 excitement for eid wali bakwass ki to menay mukkay marnay hai usko aa k
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Meri birthday walay din eid aa gai hai..soch raha hu bakray ki jaghah apna gala kaat lu is baar
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Ye 4 jhanday gayab ho jaen duniya se to duniya mein sukoon ho jaye kasam se
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Fasting for almost 15 hours and being full after 10 minutes is a prime example of how temporary the pleasure of this world is and how small this life is.
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Achi larki milnay par pehli wali ko chor dena hijrat hai bewafai nae
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In case you missed the suraj grehann
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It's like you need you to fix you,but you are not fixed enough to fix you
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Dear babar azam and team, I can't deal with another heartbreak so please inssana dy putraan di tarah khedyoo khuda da vasta aay
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As I grew older I learned that, the key to surviving the day is not positivity, it's acceptance. Accepting that not all days are good and happy, you will have bad days, you will make mistakes, you will fail, you'll mess up, everything not gonna fall into places and that's okay.
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I think girls got ears only for "jhumkas" kyu k sunti to hain nahi ye Kisi ki
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Dadi theek kehti thi k is duniya mein log sirf apnay matlab k liye dusro ka istamal kartay hain
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I FUCKIN LOVE SARDI KI THANDI HAWA KE SATH HALKI DHOOP I WANT TO SIT IN HALKI DHOOP AND ENJOY THE THANDI HAWA FOREVER, IN AWE OF BEAUTY OF THIS WORLD
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Snapchat memories ka kehna hai k mein 3 saal pehlay bohat khush tha
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Nawaz sharif to awam : "mein mazrat karta hu k meri beti jahil hai"
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Itni pyari larkio k chapri boyfriends dekh kr dukh hota hai yaar
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Jis mulk mein nawaz sharif ho wahan rehmat k farishtay nahi aatay
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If they randomly start cleaning, just let them & then give them a hug. It's not because the house is a mess, it'sbecause their mind is..
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Aik to logo ko dukh sunao to aagay se competition shuru kar detay hain
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Twitter life band karke real life pe focus karne gya to pata chala k reality main to meri koi life hi nhi hai.
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