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Artist. Songwriter. Digital Producer. Internet kid.

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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
3 years
10 years later.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
Your toddlers don’t even remember your expensive ass vacations. Let millenials exist. Jesus Christ.
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Sorry, childless millennials going to Disney World is weird
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
remember this when you see all of the 2021 weightloss ads
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5 years
Dear White People. #washcloths
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
Some thoughts on @bellathorne @WhoopiGoldberg and taking nudes in 2019.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
Some of you think the worst thing you can be is fat. Meanwhile, it got me a free trip to Tokyo to speak to Google. Stay mad.
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
A lot of you are about to spend extended periods of time at home, either for work or quarantine. This is a THREAD of some of the apps I use to save money/stretch groceries/help with anxiety/etc. Not sponsored, some of them do have affiliate links. Feel free to add to the list!
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
I didn’t know it would be our last day. I’m so thankful and entirely devastated.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
You got my name wrong
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
Before you respond to something make sure you’re reading it without the tone your insecurity and shame added.
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
DEAR EVERY ONE POSTING about how fat and unhealthy you’ve gotten in two weeks of quarantine...it’s almost as if something that can entirely change in a matter of weeks isn’t a good barometer of worth, huh?
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@meghantonjes
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3 years
@RealOmarNavarro your childhood was this dependent on a character that skinned puppies?
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
Listen, “morbidly obese” is a ridiculous classification that many of you are so comfortable saying in front of and to people because you’ve been taught to pathologize fatness. Call me DEADLY FAT. At least it sounds cool.
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@meghantonjes
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3 years
BMI was more fun when it excluded instead of PRIORITIZED fat people, huh?
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
Pretty Little Liars STARTS with a 16 yr old and a 30 yr old teacher (that apparently is one of the major ‘ships’ of that show and turns into an eventual marriage?) “It was a different time!!” It was 2010.
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
Be old enough and wise enough to stop congratulating people on weightloss.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
I hope @Jenna_Marbles and @juliensolomita are having a good day, dude.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
Drake continuing to work with Chris Brown...especially after ever uttering on stage that he was in love with Rihanna is the MOST disrespectful shit.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
Body Positivity is dead now. It’s fat liberation or bust.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
She’s got two children, judging by this video
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
No diet talk today. No counting how many plates you had. No need to loudly commit to tomorrow’s workout. You don’t need any permission. #thanksgiving
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
3 years
Having an astigmatism just makes every night look like Christmas.
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@meghantonjes
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1 year
@theashleyray can’t get over how much stronger the message would have been to send him the $70 and never respond again.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
5 years
👋🏻 I’m a fat person in a movie. I’m the comic relief, usually entirely self-hating. My redemption comes in the form of before/after and weight loss storylines. I’m usually played by thin women in fat suits.
@chronicfab
Kitty Kavanagh | Free Palestine
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Hi, I'm a disabled woman in a movie. I rarely exist, AT ALL. But when I do, I'm almost never an actual character. I exist purely for the benefit of abled characters & to make audiences feel "inspired". Most disabled ppl in movies are "fakers" or make miraculous recoveries 🙄
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
I chopped off 7 inches of hair and I will entirely break your heart.
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
(I was on The Ellen Show. It was a nice experience. It also gives me no insight into how the staff was treated. I don’t know why celebrities don’t get that?)
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
2020 really is that year where you need to tell everyone how much you love them.
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@meghantonjes
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3 years
living in a postcard
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
4 years
I don’t even know why you’d want to post photos of you and your closest 40 friends traveling outside of the country during a pandemic. Send it to your group chat. Put it in a photo album.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
I’m crying
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
The internet was created for Scorpios. Only Scorpios.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
4 years
One of the best answers I’ve heard to this question, honestly.
@tyleroakley
tyler oakley 🙋🏼‍♂️
4 years
oh OKAY easy breezy
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5 years
Does anyone remember Salad Fingers? That’s when I knew the internet was a PLACE.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
No. You had a day. I don’t wanna hear your fireworks on the 5th, 6th and 7th,
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
4 years
Hospitals should be free. Medicine should be free. People should be able to access safe housing and clean water and food always and regardless.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
4 years
Weight loss ≠ a glow-up
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
The same way some of you rushed back to the world without a mask, you’ll rush back to the comfort of white supremacy.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
5 years
My love language is “showing you a disturbing documentary I watched by myself and then watching you watch it”
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
5 years
Meanwhile, we have black mothers being arrested for using a different zip code or daring to sit on the floor in long lines with their toddler. This woman is still free.
@GMA
Good Morning America
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SEARCH FOR MISSING SIBLINGS: Idaho mom and stepdad ordered by authorities to “physically produce” kids by today. @reevewill reports.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
4 years
If remarking and congratulating on weight lost is so neutral, why don’t you congratulate people who gain weight?
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
3 years
Those all-in-one school chair desks were a literal fat kid nightmare.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
5 years
we are not used to artists having boundaries or showing the anxiety they openly talk about having and bc of that some of you are determined to other this girl who keeps telling you who she is and what she requires to feel comfortable
@thatgrapejuice
ThatGrapeJuice (Sam)
5 years
Summer Walker On Not Hugging Fans At Meet & Greets: "I'm An Empath, Respect My Space"
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Meghan Tonjes
5 years
I don’t even know how to be outraged about the WW app for kids because this is just tech catching up. Calorie counting apps for kids is only good for continuing the tradition of disordered eating. Parents who don’t know how to love their own bodies are passing it down.
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
Why I Don’t Congratulate Weightloss.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
3 years
Fat people being put closer to the front of the line for vaccines because of the VERY BMI CHART some of you were convinced classified us as all “near death”...and now you want to have a NUANCED conversation about BMI and what it really means or not...? Hm.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
🚀
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
You’re allowed to be tired, even when you don’t think you DESERVE to be tired.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
4 years
Sink, bitch.
@CBS6
WTVR CBS 6 Richmond
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BREAKING: A statue of Christopher Columbus in Byrd Park has been removed by protesters and dragged into the lake. This is a developing story.
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
Being thin isn’t a talent.
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@meghantonjes
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3 years
There are so many other things to worry about in your 20s. “Making it” and “having it all figured out” shouldn’t even be on your list.
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@meghantonjes
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3 years
Happy #PRIDE . Anything that comes between us and love is a lie. Remember that.
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@meghantonjes
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5 years
When you see fat people loving themselves.
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3 years
Do you live alone and love it?
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5 years
I can’t wait for more fat girls to take photos with their average ass boyfriends and not make the caption about how lucky they are to have a guy who accepts their body.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
5 years
Dear comedians, racism isn’t edgy. It’s actually so commonplace that it’s boring and repetitive.
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
If you’re ever thinking about getting nexplanon, the birth control implant, this was basically my experience for all of 2017. You ever had a 40 day period?
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WW is the disordered eating gateway drug.
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5 years
Forget a fat @Disney princess. I want a fat @Disney Queen.
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5 years
What it looks like when you stop overthinking and do exactly what you know you need to do
@OdedRechavi
Oded Rechavi
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Dry Biologist Vs. Wet Biologist
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One of the things being re-confirmed for me right now, as more and more big YTers come out and address past videos, is that Youtube has failed to uphold its own policy to the point that "accountability" is a choice a creator gets to make, not one that's expected by the platform.
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Chop your hair off.
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I don’t even know how to trust a persons opinion when they use a 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner
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No one’s having more fun. #TheLionKing
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5 years
I will miss you every day.!
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jeSUS
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@meghantonjes
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It’s not a controversial take, without malice or agenda, to acknowledge that we all are the bad guys in someone else’s life in the same way we are the heroes in others.
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@meghantonjes
Meghan Tonjes
5 years
If you feel frustrated and confused after every interaction with a person it’s because 👏🏻THEY👏🏻ARE👏🏻 NOT👏🏻FOR👏🏻YOU.
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5 years
Why is it so expensive to be alive
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Might fuck around and let time heal a wound.
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@meghantonjes
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4 years
“Everyone” writes their y’s exactly alike
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@Austin_Police
Austin Police Department
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We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter. #OneAustinSaferTogether #Thankful
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I would say a lot of us are in therapy realizing we didn’t really “handle” it well at all
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Meghan Tonjes
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If you’re speaking up for the first time (privilege) and upset because of your audiences response...you’ve let your audience lie and coddle you and made racists feel safe consuming your content. There’s where your work lies in this season.
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Be the Dad you needed, for yourself. Thinking of all my bbs that have complicated or no relationship with their Dads. Get disowned and go out to still enjoy these brunch deals.
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Meghan Tonjes
5 years
LOL imagine being this upset that someone can buy fucking leggings
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
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Tanya Gold: 'The new mannequin is obese, and she is not readying herself for a run in her shiny Nike gear. She cannot run. She is, more likely, pre-diabetic and on her way to a hip replacement. What terrible cynicism is this on the part of #Nike ?'
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Wow did this video just make me a cat person?
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Celebrities in quarantine serenading the internet from their mansions is exactly how I imagined the end of times.
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Boomers treating ‘boomer’ as a slur are sounding a liiiiiittle snowflaky.
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I can't even talk shit about Libras. They are perfect.
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Meghan Tonjes
3 years
how are you gonna find someone even Death couldn’t get?
@wsvn
WSVN 7 News
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Daytona Beach Police are searching for the person who drove through a drawbridge crossing arm and jumped the bridge as it was rising into the air. STORY:
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Vaccinated or not, I can’t wait to still not hang out with most people.
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The PR for this movie is just... *chefs kiss*
@ComplexPop
Complex Pop Culture
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James Corden stars in 'Cats,' but even he hasn't seen it yet: "I’ve heard it’s terrible."
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I just overheard someone talking about strategically sitting in the wrong seat, next to her friend, so she could ask the person who reserved it to let her stay. Guess whose seat it was? Guess where she’s not sitting?
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Meghan Tonjes
4 years
I hope #HamiltonFilm inspires more Broadway productions to sell or stream live productions with different casts. Broadway being even more accessible only deepens its impact.
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Meghan Tonjes
4 years
Don’t accept apologies that aren’t yours and don’t infantilize accountability.
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5 years
It’s that time of year again, where none of us can afford our own gettyimages.
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@jackieaina OR SOMEBODY ELSE
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The idea that someone shouldn’t be celebrated because they may or may not get diabetes one day is some low level, simpleminded nonsense. It really sends the message that fatness is counteractive to success and respect.
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@meghantonjes
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if you ever have to wait months for a response, that IS the response.
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Meghan Tonjes
3 years
welcome to anxiety, you gaseous bitch
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Meghan Tonjes
5 years
So can we finally agree Dear Fat People was trash or what?
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Meghan Tonjes
5 years
Just a subtle change. Something just a little bit different for the new year. Hardly notice it.
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Meghan Tonjes
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I’m not explaining to people anymore that I don’t glorify obesity. I’m just gonna own it. Some glorify Jesus, I GLORIFY OBESITY. Now, pass the collection plate around and PAY ME.
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I’ll never watch this show but I would DIE for baby yoda
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Gravity. Common sense. A general desire to stay alive.
@DoctorAjayita
Dr. Ajayita
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What's stopping you from doing this?
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I’m endlessly hot. A reminder.
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Meghan Tonjes
3 years
I say this with the absolute sincerity of my whole heart fuck insurance companies
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This year has been so endlessly traumatic, I’m on the edge of laughter constantly because who wrote this PLOT? like, bitch I have notes.
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I just want one day where you’re not blaming fat people for not being thin enough to survive a pandemic.
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Meghan Tonjes
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Obesity Privilege is a new one.
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