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Deleting dating apps so I can find someone the old-fashioned way (finding out I’m the heir to a throne, then realizing my best friend’s brother loved me before I turned out to be a princess.)
Her Royal Highness Princess Mia Thermopolis is thrilled about Megan Markle’s engagement to Prince Harry, and wants Ms. Markle to know that if she has any questions about transitioning to royal life, Mia is available anytime.
👑🍼👑 HRH Princess Mia Thermopolis of Genovia wishes to extend her warmest congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex on the birth of their daughter Lilibet "Lili" Diana Mountbatten-Windsor 👑🍼👑
As her royal biographer, I can attest that Princess Mia of Genovia and her husband Prince Michael attended the
#RoyalWedding
today. Didn't you see them there? 👑❤️
On April 1, 1993, I eloped to Italy with my best friend! Still going strong 30 years later. Happy 30th anniversary to He Who Shall Not Be Named In This Blog!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Statement from Princess Mia Thermopolis of Genovia: Wishing
#MeghanAndHarry
all the best. PS The royal guest house here at the palace is always available for you.
Anyone who thinks romance novels have unrealistic plots should know I met my husband at a party in Indiana, didn't see him again until I moved to NYC 6 years later, then eloped with him to Italy on April Fools Day. We'll be married 29 years this Friday.
Anyone who thinks romance novels have unrealistic plots should know that I was just friended on Facebook by an old elementary school friend who now owns a ranch in Montana.
*Two authors who hate each other*
*One with writers block - One who never says the right thing*
*Trapped together at a book festival in Florida*
*Coming in September 2021!*
50 days on strike and you KNOW champion for the people amelia mignonette thermopolis renaldi, princess of genovia, would not approve of this clown behavior from harpercollins
@hcpunion
@megcabot
Anne Hathaway is committed to getting "The Princess Diaries 3" made and says development is "in a good place. That’s all I can say. There’s nothing to announce yet. But we’re in a good place.”
Today is the SEVENTEENTH Anniversary of the Princess Diaries Movie. Celebrate by popping some popcorn and re-watching the movie with your best friends and fur babies. Don’t forget the tiaras!
All I want to do on Sunday nights from now on is watch Kate Winslet vape, eat chips and hoagies, drink beer, question teenagers, and get asked out to dinner by dudes who are in love with her
#MareOfEasttown
#HBO
HRH Princess Mia Thermopolis is thrilled to congratulate Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, and Prince Harry, on their royal pregnancy.👑👑👑👑
#RoyalBaby
Congratulations to President-elect
@JoeBiden
and Vice-President-elect
@KamalaHarris
of the United States from HRH Princess Mia Thermopolis. Your message of unity is one shared by the people and palace of Genovia. We look forward to working with you both! 👑🌴
@miasosaromance
My understanding from years of watching funny dog videos is that huskies are very dramatic and do this whenever they're displeased? LOVE THIS
HRH Princess Mia Thermopolis of Genovia is pleased to congratulate their Royal Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Sussex on the birth of their baby boy!
🚨Alert from the Royal Genovian Press Office🚨
👑 300+ pages of Princess Mia Thermopolis’s private diary entries have been leaked - AGAIN!
👑 Pre-order THE QUARANTINE PRINCESS DIARIES now! Available March 2023 (1/4)
Dear
@TheView
, I know of another Meghan currently living in the US who we'd all much, much rather see as a panelist on your show than your current Meghan. Hint: she has experience working in television.
To all my Brazilian readers, I've read your messages and I hear you! It's a holiday here in the US but on Monday when offices reopen I'll work to find out what I can. Thank you for your passion for reading - te amo! And desculpa!❤️👑❤️❤️👑👑❤️👑👑❤️❤️👑👑❤️❤️👑
Her Royal Highness The Princess Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldo of Genovia sends her condolences - and those of her people - to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
On this day 20 years ago, I attended the world premiere of the
#ThePrincessDiaries
movie. I’m forever grateful to Garry Marshall, Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway,
@HeatherMatarazz
and everyone else who helped make our royal Genovia dreams come true!
Sad news: Last week Allie Cat passed away (fortunately in her sleep, at home, in her favorite laundry basket). The cause of death was Old Age. She was a Very Good Girl. I miss her so much!
You can read about how
#TheMediator
Netflix deal happened here. *Filming has been postponed indefinitely due Covid. So please, if you want to see Jesse and Suze, WEAR YOUR MASKS.*
👑 Princess Mia Thermopolis and the people of Genovia wish to express their sincere condolences to the nation and family of Queen Elizabeth. Her legacy will last forever, her service never forgotten. May she rest in peace 👑
Yes, new books are coming from me in 2019! A graphic novel from
#DCcomics
about Black Canary as a kid, and ADULT CONTEMPORARY WOMEN’S FICTION from HarperCollins - titles/covers coming soon!
For those asking about what Genovia was doing during the Holocaust, here is one answer, from page 118 of Princess Diaries Volume 2, Princess in the Spotlight, published in 2001.
Yes it's true:
#TheMediator
was optioned by
@Netflix
some time ago. I wanted to see how long it would take for one of you to figure it out.
@TheRachaelE
wins the prize! Good job Rachael! So excited ❤️👻🌴
@DebraMChase
@megcabot
While trying to find out, I stumbled on that Debra's working on a movie series adaptation of
#TheMediator
for Netflix!!
Omg. Everything I’ve been tweeting & doing just connected.
This news just came out in July(!) but somehow only on this Aussie outlet:
So excited to have had my first Covid vax at CVS! No side effects and feel great…except for when I saw this photo and realized I was wearing a see-through shirt. SORRY MOM.
I'm so excited finally to be able to share NO WORDS with you (available 9/28/21)!
🦩Bestselling literary rivals
🦩Stuck together on the same island
🦩Doing panels at a book festival
🦩Expect: Arguing, margaritas, shooting stars, kissing
Yes! 👑 Queen Whitney Houston and her staff plucked my manuscript BEFORE IT WAS PUBLISHED from the slush pile and breathed life into it, and I will be forever grateful 👇
Genovia has no athletes in the Winter Olympics this year due to laziness. They are, however, happy for everyone who is competing, and will be watching from the palace/home/casinos! 👑
Sorry I haven’t been online much lately: I’ve known for years that I had to have heart valve repair surgery ❤️🩹, and this is it: My Heart Valve Summer! I could not be more grateful for the amazing treatment I'm receiving
@ColumbiaCardio
in NYC! Thanks to EVERYONE who has been so
You guys, my MOM sent me this, thinking I'd be pleased. I was like "Thanks Mom, have you checked out my blog lately? No? No, nothing, it's fine, everything is fine" 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
Princess Mia is mortified to announce that her most recent collection of diary entries - The Quarantine Princess Diaries - is available in the UK starting 4/13. Soon her most private thoughts will be available EVERYWHERE!
In my book, Black Canary Ignite, you’ll get to meet teenage Dinah Lance as she first discovers her powers, and then her place in the world of Gotham City.
#DCZoom
#DCComics
"That was really rough,"
#NathanChen
says. "I honestly don't know what went wrong. Nothing went the way I wanted it to." Nathan, this is how I (and most of us) feel every day. Don't worry about it, it will all work out great in the end, I promise! We❤️U!
It's the 20th anniversary of the
#PrincessDiaries
!!! And to celebrate, in 11/20 HarperCollins is doing a middle grade relaunch of Books 1-3! Here are some images of the brand new covers and interiors of the books! I can’t wait!!! (1/2)
I've had chronic insomnia since I was a kid and have taken
#Ambien
for years under a neurologist's supervision. I've had no side effects...unless you count the sexy cowboy ghost who sometimes comes to visit me in the dark. Don't tell my doctor! 😉
#Mediator
This Christmas Day, just as my dinner guests were arriving, I noticed my cat was adorably holding a long black shoelace in her mouth. Then she released it and it slithered toward me. It was not a shoelace. It was a snake. The cat brought me a snake for Christmas.
Tried to make my favorite, Pao de Queijo (Brazilian Cheese Bread) using Tapioca Starch. It didn’t taste so great, but it was only a first try! I’ll try again. Never give up!
OK let's just pause for a moment of silence to thank Whitney Houston, without whom The Princess Diaries movie would not have been made. She (and
@debramchase
) snatched up my unpublished manuscript and got the royal dream started 👑
#R29MovieClub
Hallmark just announced that in 2019 there will be two new Hanukkah-themed movies in its holiday programming!!! Lilly and Michael Moscovitz give this: 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑