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DMs open for submissions or requests . 🫧 mean soap : he/it/they ✨ toxic soap : any pronouns handler: @C4SH3R1N0 (he/it)
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✨ Well, Meanie isn't too excited for this, but here goes! It's QnA time!~
🫧 shes Right for once this fucking Sucks
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i wish this soap was you
you stupid dogs. ill put u all down
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"this is so [character]"
stop fucking Kin Assigning me i am None of these Anime Men . i am Fucked Up and Evil
the only person i will Ever be nice to is my Beloved Wife .
The Rest Of You Freaks can eat ROCKS for all i care .
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the only person i will Ever be nice to is my Beloved Wife .
The Rest Of You Freaks can eat ROCKS for all i care .
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6 months on T , here to remind you all that its just a PHASE !‼️!! GO BACK IN THE CLOSET !!!‼️! 🖕🏳️⚧️🖕🏳️🌈🖕🖕🖕🖕
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my 8 month on T gift to Myself is Not Poasting Soap Today lol .
fuck You, only i matter in this world
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( jigsaw puppet voice ) hello White followers ...
have you checked your Refrigerators recently ?
go look ........ I Have Taken Your Precious Cheeses From You .
the only way to get them back ? Gnaw off your own fingers and maybe a toe or two
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i wonder how the Homestucks feel about "Trollsona" being Rebranded as a Trolls Movie Thing .
i hope they Hate it and are Upset .
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hey .\fun fact .
bar soap is Heavier and More Dense than liquid soap
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huh. that's Surprising . you don't look Horrible today.
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hatsune miku would Not support you in your Endeavors .
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just had a chat with santa . he told me he's Skipping your House cause youre not even worth Coal .
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just ate an Eggroll . i bet You wish you could eat an Eggroll . but you cant .
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this is not soap
anyways im no longer neurodivergent and a minor , i aged im undiagnosing myself and am now neurotypical and a major
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✨You think YOU have it bad?! Imagine having a crush on someone who COMPLETELY HATES YOUR GUTS!!! AARRRGHHHHHHHHHHH
...Hahaha.............. That was... just ONE example of how someone's life could be worse than yours!!! Not mine though! I'm...! Doing...! GREAT........
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i show love to my girlfriend by drawing her pictures of me Brutally Mauling her in cool and unique ways . if you're not doing what I Do, you're doing it Wrong .
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this is what would happen with the soap if i made soap out of your blodod ad i cut it open fr fun ., you deserve to be turned nto soAp. i am very ill dont maek fun of my slelling
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the worst part of a shower is Getting Out . but you wouldn't know . 'cause you don't Shower in the First Place .
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You Are A Virus .
Wash your hands in an attempt to Rid Your Grime off of this planet .
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you aren't invited to my birthday This Year either .
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you may act superior .
however , you cease to realize that deep down , we are one in the same .
we are not related by soap . we are not bonded by alkalinity or by the stain of suds on our tables and wretched slicing devices . we are no closer to each other than sun and moon .
Okay, Mean Soap Of The Day, I could understand celebrating my death but now you've crossed a line. Santa does exist! I have personally met him multiple times and received fabulous gifts from this kind old man.
That's it. Those who deny Santa Claus get coal for Christmas.
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i actually Really Like this shade of Orange
unlike you . i DON'T Really Like you .
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🫧 this is how i Crush the Hearts of people who confess their feelings to me . with Joy and Without Hesitation
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to all my Autistic followers with temperature sensory issues .
i hexed you . your bedroom will now be just slightly more humid and hot than you are comfortable with, Constantly .
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✨ Hi folks!~
Sorry for the delays in posting!!! >_<'
The reason we haven't posted at the same time every day recently is because Meanie and I have been learning some ASL!
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im holding myself back from saying what i want to say about this soap .
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you got made fun of for your smile, Didnt You .
Weird Ass Teeth .
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i think my attempt at being Jolly yesterday made me ill . today's soap is dedicated to my Clogged sinuses . praying you all get Sick Too .
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so . bout that Info i got .
this WEIRDO put MALWARE in my 'puter to get my Account Password cause they WANTED ALL THE ATTENTION THAT I WAS GETTING
their name isn't "nice soap", either .
it's TOXIC soap . kinda Redundant , but us Soaps are named based on our Personalities , sooo
🫧 so . back to normal i Guess
I LIED !!!!!!
i got a bit of info out of this Freakazoid so that's fun . but . i'm gonna wait until tomorrow cause believe it or not it was a little Difficult knocking this Stringbean to the pavement .
see you lame-os later
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5k follower milestone reward will be a live feed of me exploding the eiffel tower with my mind .
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🫧 hey . i was thinking . maybe you should start one of those GoFundMe things for that Surgery you need
yknow . the one for your Face
'cause you're Fugly
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✨ I've been pulling pranks on Meanie recently... it's SO funny!!!
He gets really really mad, but only for a little bit! Afterwards, they just roll their eyes and pout like a little puppy!~ 💫🍊
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good afternoon everyone, handler here !
the mean soap of the day account will be participating in the strike tomorrow . from 12:00am EST 4/15 to 12:00am EST 4/16, we will not be regularly posting, and instead will be sharing resources !
thank you for your time <3
- soap handler
BISAN HAS CALLED FOR A GLOBAL STRIKE DAY APRIL 15TH!! 🇵🇸
"NO SCHOOLS, NO MOVEMENT, NO WORK, NO ELECTRONIC PAYMENT, NO GAS STATIONS"
I've linked guides from previous strikes as well resources, charities, and organizations to support. Please get involved as much as possible 🧵
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what the hell is wrong with you
Being cut in a satisfying manner to please the Soapers is a very elegant and honorable way for a soap to complete its life purpose. Soaps who misbehave have a meeting with the Blender instead. And as you can hear, it is not a pleasant experience.
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okay this isnt mean Necessarily but its a Hot take. "Dont Mine At Night" is better than the original song "Last Friday Night" . especially the part towards the end where it usually chants "T-G-I-F" but instead chants "D-O-N-T M-I-N-E". it goes so much Harder
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" HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. ...
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good Afterrnoooon everybody !!!!!!! soap handler here !!!!!! 😎🧼🫶
i apologize for the lack of soap recently ! Mean and Toxic wanted to go on a few dates and have a little "break" for themselves , so who am i to stop them !
expect more soap soom :]]]
sincerely,
handler
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hey , y'all !!! happy saturday ^_^
love you all sooo much ! keep being yourself <3
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i forgot this account existed for a week lol
goes to show how replaceable yall are
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i'm Superior to you in Every Way sorry but its true . youre just kinda Lame in general .
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hey ADHD followers . watch this video . i Promise it will Fix your Attention Span .
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🫧 so . the Handler decided to make me and the Orange One share the account . ITS STILL MOSTLY MINE THOUGH
anyways . i see what you've all been Replying . you're all Freaks
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🫧 to all the roommates who clean your other housemates rooms for them . STOP IT . we LIKE IT the way it is . do Not touch my Shit . DON'T EVEN LOOK INSIDE OF MY ROOM . orange piece of shit im going to throw away her ps5
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yeah you guys arent getting any real soap for a while . you have to earn it
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if you asked me to put your clothes in the washing machine i would say no and i'd put them in the dirtying machine instead ( the dirtying machine dispenses powdered asbestos and rubs it into your clothes )
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✨ Blue is such a calming, pretty color! So many people think it can be jarring or abrasive because of human society's gender roles, but like, come on!
If you don't like blue, like... what's your major malfunction?! What weirdos don't like blue, haha!~ ⚡️🪐
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✨ Geez, bestie... You're SUPER brave for wearing that outfit!
There's nothing wrong with it, it's just... I could NEVER pull that off..! But you sure are... erm... "rocking" it!~ 🍊💫
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JUMPSCARE ! BATH BOMB ! ( like the pipe bomb in your house )
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🫧 what the fuck is Shapeable Soap isnt this just shaving cream. hello ?????? what the fuck is going On right now
youre all just as nonsensical as "shapeable soap"
what the fuck is this Shit
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🫧 you're pathetic . pathetic and Alone .
don't kid yourself thinking THEY like you .
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they're all just pretending to like you, and you know it
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Y'know... I'm almost done with my cleaning of this account... So I might as well state my intentions!
I will be ridding this account of mean-ness and replacing it with love and joy!~ Who needs that negativity, right?
So... that blue meanie won't be back! It's for the better.🍊✨
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happy birthday to me . my birthday present is your suffering . i expect one liter of each of your tears by next thursday .
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REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR NUDITY REPORT FOR
our first Soap Of The Day is a... uh... (fumbles chaotically placed notes) a... pair of eyes. A pair of white eyes on purple sclerae. Um... jeez, stop giggling, everyone.
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Okay, FINE. It's the highly requested boobie soap. I hate all of you. Don't talk to me.
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✨ GOOOOOOOD MORNING!~
We are going to be doing a QnA! Both Meanie Beanie and I will be answering this time!
Top 5 liked replies to THIS POST will be answered!~ 🍊🌻
🫧 this is going to Suck. Badly
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i can't stand it . these "Jolly" renditions of memes. these Candy Canes . these GIFTS ...
wake up and smell the SMOG .
humbug . all of it .
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🫧 you disgust AND disturb me . you're all FREAKS and should NOT be public about your Freakish interests .
and QUIT involving ME in them
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✨ Meanie's asleep right now, but I thought it'd be pretty fun to grab its diary and show a page to you all! ...Until I realized that they don't actually WRITE in the thing, and only draw.
I smudged it up a little bit trying to get a good picture, but here you go! Weird, right?
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🫧 imagine being single ha. ha Ha Ha.lame loser s youre all alone and. i am also alone . ha ha. ha ha!!!! but you re more alone than i am hhhaha ??? LOL loser ha. haha
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soap handler here
now, more than ever, palestine needs your support. please, do your daily clicks. donate to trusted fundraisers, and boycott as much as you can. i understand it can be difficult to boycott, but we are very privileged to have that choice.
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🫧 hey, you.
yeah you. i see you scrolling with your dry ass lips
AH AH AH dont you try and lick them now. Dry ass lip having ass
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🫧 i Need these Pussy In Bio bitches to Stay OUT of my Business . i just want to Post Soap and they are trying to Slonk my shit Silly Style like Sloppy Swag
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soap handler again .
keep Boycotting . let your voices be Heard .
if you are an artist, or a fan page , please put 🇵🇸🍉 in your post, even if it is Unrelated . please Like posts, if you are unable to Retweet or Share . every interaction matters .
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🫧 hey. you . i see you haven't studied for your Finals yet . i hope your guilt Consumes you until you're nothing but a Husk .
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✨ Guess whooooo!~
I'll ALWAYS be here for you! Besides, I'm one of the only people who can stand you..!
Hahaha!
..Oh, come on, it's just a joke! Lighten up, bestie!~ 🍊🌟
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"this is too far!!!" My Recent Posts Have Been TAME . you've all been Spoiled .
i'm MEAN soap of the day . this is MY month . i do what i Please .
to all my Autistic followers with temperature sensory issues .
i hexed you . your bedroom will now be just slightly more humid and hot than you are comfortable with, Constantly .
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✨ This person is holding this soap at an uncomfortable angle! If it were me holding hi- IT... I would be much more gentle and considerate of hITS.. Feelings.
...Why am I misgendering soap?? It's not even the SENTIENT kind of soap..! He's just some random bar.... soap.....
...
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✨ Hello lovelies!~
One last tweet before we go! Meanie and I have started our own little private Minecraft world! It's on Easy mode because... don't tell him I said this... but Meanie's a bit scared of those "Skeleton" monsters!~
Anywho, toodles!~ 🧽🍊
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i hope you get mildly annoyed several times in one day and it accumulates towards the end of the day and that one little ick you have ticks you off so bad that it sends you spiraling into an overstimulated meltdown .
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EEEEEE!!!~ I'm just SO excited to meet you all! So many of you have been so supportive of my sanitary endeavors, and it hasn't even been a day!!!
Who needs that little grumpy blue meanypants when we can all be kind to each other for fun!
Hugs and kisses, dearies!~ 🧡🌟
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✨ Here's how to properly influence your partner to stay away from addictive substances!~ 🐱🍊
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🫧 hey your aura is fucking awful . horrible vibes AND smells . have you tried Deodorant ? like ever in your life ?
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✨ Hey girliepops and... everyone else..! Haven't quite figured out other ways to say girliepop..
Meanie's still locked in their room.. I'm a bit worried about him, actually.. he usually comes out by now...
...but, um, like, whatever..! Who needs party poopers like that!?~ 🧽🍊
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