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@mdibartolo_

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Your opinion is none of my business / Long-suffering @edmontonoilers fan / A @bluejays newbie / Base brat / @WWE enthusiast.

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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
6 years
I just love reading men tweet about how women can’t possibly understand hockey/sports because they don’t have the experience. Well, you fuckers talk about and advise women about what they can/can’t do w/ their own bodies all the fucking time so pick a lane dickwads.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
Who knew the freedom convoy would leave the CPC leaderless and the NDP/LIBERALS unified? Wow.
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Megan.
2 years
Friendly reminder that the Liberal’s universal child care program lowered the cost of daycare for my family and me from $1,800 to $447 a month. I love when policy helps people in a tangible way, I'll vote for stuff like that every time.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
If every single problem in Alberta is Trudeau’s fault and responsibility to fix, why do we even have a provincial government? Hahahaha
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
I can't imagine bringing my kids to a protest and then putting them between me and a police line as little shields. Jessssus Christ.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
I give zero fucks about a deficit. This year has been one of the hardest years for Canada& we are living through a global pandemic that has rocked the nation. The gov’t is trying its best to help us. Honestly, we are lucky it’s a liberal government and not conservative right now.
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Megan.
3 months
The funniest thing about this series is that the Oilers weren't even playing poorly in the first three games. They just couldn't figure out Bobrovsky lmao
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
Anyone flying a Nazi flag in Alberta should be deported to the middle of the ocean.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
So, I’m sitting at the hotel restaurant by myself eating& reading material for my midterm tonight& the people beside me just loudly talked about how they would *never* go out to eat alone.. they think it’s weird. Like? Okay? I think it’s weird when people can’t mind their own.
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Megan.
2 years
The NHL should really get rid of singing anthems before games.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
I can’t believe we live in a province right now that has made doctors, health care workers and teachers the bad guys. Like, WTF?
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
2 years
Danielle Smith crying about free speech is hilarious considering she has half the province blocked on Twitter
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
I have had to decide to have a “late-term abortion.” My son had Trisomy-18. I can tell you that it was an excruciating time in my life, a horrific experience that has left me scarred forever and that my baby was loved and wanted. He had clothes. He has a name.
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Megan.
3 years
We could have just used those 400,000 vaccines sitting around to vaccinate all of the teachers over spring break, but whatever.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
We wouldn’t be having these problems with Rachel Notley and you can’t convince me otherwise.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
5 years
Just because I hate Andrew Scheer doesn’t mean I love Justin Trudeau. I’m allowed to hate everyone.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
6 years
@celtic642 @lyserrrgic Even if is is fake, it’s a very real thing that happens!
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
Close the fucking patios you spineless pigeon.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
Do WEXIT supporters know that they can separate from Canada by just moving somewhere else? Or has that thought eluded them?
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
2 years
It’s really quite sad how much potential Alberta has to be great but we squander it by continuously voting conservative. It’s embarrassing at this point that we keep doing it.
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Megan.
2 years
That's probably the closest Pierre has ever gotten to a 69
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
I just found out the biggest anti-vaxxer I know is… vaccinated. 😂
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
Why is it always the shortest men in the most lifted of trucks? 😂
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
After this UCP reign I never want to hear another person say the NDP have a spending problem.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
How about we just tell all of the anti-maskers we’re wearing masks so we can avoid government face recognition software that’s all around us.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
This entire Grace Life fiasco is so embarrassing.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
I'd like to unsubscribe from my menstrual cycle now that I'm done having kids. Thanks.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
Can we start calling “cancel culture” what it really is??? BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
There’s 99 problems with Michelle Rempel but what she wears isn’t 1.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
5 months
From a party that whines incessantly about federal overreach, this is fucking rich.
@GlobalEdmonton
Global Edmonton
5 months
A bill tabled in #ableg Thursday would give the province the right to fire councillors, overturn bylaws, postpone elections and allow political parties to run on municipal ballots in Edmonton and Calgary. #yeg #yegcc
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Megan.
3 months
I DID IT!!!!! 🎓🥳 Next up, the University of Alberta for my MASTER’S!
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
22 people have died of COVID in the past 24 hours in Alberta... but sure, protest masks yah fucking heartless losers.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
10 months
A budget surplus while people are freezing in tents on the street is evil.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
I tried to give Erin O’Toole a fair try but he’s a fucking loser.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
We have an election this month. I will say this once. People are not safe in Canada. People do not have access in Canada. Anti-choice groups burn passionately within conservative governments in Canada. Suppose you have typed out “my body my choice” recently? Vote accordingly.
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Megan.
1 year
I really enjoy the universal hate from Oiler fans toward Brett Kissel
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Megan.
3 years
It’s funny that grade school is essentially affordable child care. It’s why they all stayed open during the worst of the COVID waves. It was so essential to the economy, that they risked the lives of children while simultaneously not seeing value in childcare for 0-6 yr olds.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
2 years
I would love to see Danielle Smith try to pry daycare funding from the hands of parents that have been paying the lesser cost for a year now
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Megan.
2 years
Wouldn’t it be insane if Oscar Klefbom just popped up 100% healthy and ready to go at playoffs?
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
Anyways, fuck those people, that was so rude. It’s liberating to be able to do things yourself and I’m a strong ass woman who can do whatever the fuck she wants.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
You had to have FUCKED UP as a conservative to have Ezra Levant completely losing it over you on Twitter 😳😳😳
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
I wish people were this mad for everything that has happened before travel gate but I’ll take it.
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Megan.
7 months
I GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOOOOL AHHHH 🥳🥳🥳
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
5 years
It’s pretty disgusting how some Albertans are talking about a 16 year old kid.
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Megan.
4 years
Even without a pandemic, the fact there’s a classroom with 47 kids in it in Alberta is EMBARRASSING. We *NEED* to fund public education now. If you’re so obsessed with what kind of debt your leaving your children maybe you should refocus that obsession to their schooling.
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Megan.
3 years
I don’t know about you but I could use less of Stephen Harper right now.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
Jason Kenney is attending church during Christmas and that’s really all you need to know.
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Megan.
4 months
The McDavid getting beer video is awful to watch.. just no awareness of people's personal space or privacy…. The phones all out in people's faces??? Just so gross and unnecessary.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
My tip going into 2021 is for you all to delete your Facebook. Delete it. Never look back.
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Megan.
6 months
Is it normal for a kid’s elementary school to not call a parent when they get a soccer ball kicked straight at their face during recess by a kid several years older? Like she has blood all over her clothes and jacket and her eyes are both turning black. I got a note 🤯
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
Oiler fans, I’m here to remind you that the world may feel heavy at the moment, but we get to watch Connor McDavid soon.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
2 years
Mcdavid is so good at hockey that people that don't watch him 82 games a year think the league is rigged lmao
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Megan.
4 years
It doesn’t matter if “the mall” photo was from Saturday before the restrictions, it’s a perfect example of how, no, you cannot leave things to people to be responsible. If the mall is open, people WILL go there.
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3 years
The instant blame being put on indigenous activists for the church fire in morinville is shady as fuck. There’s literally zero evidence of this but your internalized racism is out in full force. Be better.
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Megan.
3 years
We really need to stop this narrative that victims need to take more precautions to not get attacked and instead focus on supports and education to address male rage and violence.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
I could cry, I got an A+ on my midterm 😭😭😭
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
I guess I haven’t talked about it on here but this girl, ME, got into university for January, my student loan application was accepted andddd the government threw money at me in grants so I am worry free and totally happy and YEY.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
No soccer for two weeks but don’t worry about fundraising, it’s still a go at a casino. My god, this is all so dumb.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
Happiest of faces because I killed my first semester. Straight A’s. First time ever! It’s time for some sangria and a Kitkat. 🥳
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Megan.
4 years
Listen, I’m not gunna be on Jason Kenney’s ass about these restrictions. I’m very comfortable in the notion that he is a useless coward. BUT, the way he uses mental issues and our vulnerable like some kind of game piece that he doesn’t care about until it’s convenient is sick.
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Megan.
4 years
I leave my gym every other night to a full parking lot of high school kids and their cars, all running around, in/out of each other’s vehicles, no masks in sight.. I will riot if the next restrictions don’t include schools. Our teachers need to be vaccinated ASAP.
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Megan.
3 years
Funny that people who routinely call me a sheep for being a leftist are cheering on a bunch of trucks herding themselves to Ottawa.
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Megan.
6 months
Wait, Nenshi more than doubled the NDP membership? That's crazy!!!
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Megan.
2 years
Omg, I got 100% on my anthro project!!! My prof wants to use it as the example of the assignment for future classes and she wants to send it to others to use as it’s intended… like WHAT??? 😭😭😭
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Megan.
4 years
It’s a chart displaying how many air miles the UCP have been gaining since the beginning of the pandemic.
@maxfawcett
Max Fawcett 🇨🇦
4 years
What does this chart represent? Wrong answers only.
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Megan.
3 years
My experiences through pregnancy and having children have made me fiercely pro-choice. I couldn't even tweet about it yesterday because it's traumatizing to know other women do not get to or have access to the choices I did.
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1 year
After the last four years, I can't believe the Alberta election is as close as it's being reported... but here we are 🙄
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 months
Dallas Stars were awesome to play against. Lots of skill, hard fight, not dirty at all. Lots of respect. Fans were super fun. Well done!
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
1 year
Why would Edmonton media share that video of McDavid from practice? May as well tattoo a giant target on it, ffs.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
Imagine your faith being so fragile you can’t do a church service virtually, you must go to the place of worship... What’s the point?
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Megan.
2 years
My kids going to daycare has massively improved my mental health and allowed me to focus on school to earn more in the future. Pro-choice does not end for me with women’s health-- women need choice in all aspects of their life, and this does that.
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Megan.
3 years
I wasn’t gunna share this but I’m drunk so fuck it
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Megan.
2 years
I'd love for the UCP to be defeated next year, but the NDP are tweeting about Sky Palaces the day after Doug Ford wins again in Ontario, so like... I don't know, man.
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4 years
My patience and sympathy has basically dried up for parents crying on Instagram that they can’t get their two year olds to wear masks on planes. Wtf are you doing on a plane right now? God damn, go home.
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Megan.
6 years
Bob Nicholson should issue a public apology to Tobias Rieder. Who the fuck would wanna sign here to be publicly shamed like that?
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Megan.
3 years
It’s okay, Jason Kenney, nobody was thinking of erecting a statue in honour of you to be torn down later. You don’t have to worry so much about this.
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Megan.
1 year
Hypothetically, if the Oilers win the cup, Nuge should be the first to hold it.
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Megan.
6 years
The Oilers need a woman to come in and clean up their royally fucked up mess.
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Megan.
4 years
+ if you’re sitting there shaming women for sex work and degrading them for showing their bodies, I want you to post your internet browser history as your doing so because you can’t use women for pleasure when it’s convenient for you then turn your back on them. Nope.
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3 years
I am always open to talk in detail about this publicly because I feel it's essential. You need to know people that have gone through this to comprehend the weight of these experiences.
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Megan.
4 years
If you’re an @EdmontonOilers fan following me and I’m not following you back, like or respond to this tweet so I can fix that. 💙🧡
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
How on earth did the mask vs no mask become a right vs left thing? Why must we be like this. Wake up.
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Megan.
4 months
Buddy acted like he died on the ice and is back on the bench.. Fuck off
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
I have to say it.. Being there for your wife and newborn is 1 million times more important than this farce of a hockey season.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
The Oilers are a really good team with a really serious goaltending problem.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
I will die if the flames win the cup in Edmonton.
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Megan.
4 years
I just want to cry forever because potty training is the fucking worst. The amount of shit I have cleaned up for months is just.. I can’t. I just can’t deal with it anymore. I think I need to go back to diapers for a little bit for my own sanity. *Please don’t give advice.*
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Megan.
3 years
I think it’s perfectly normal to do things yourself. I remember when I was in my early twenties and I found myself missing out on shows and events because a lot of my friends weren’t into the same things as I am, and still aren’t! 😂 Am I just not supposed to do them?
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
6 years
It’s been fun tweeting and watching the Oilers with you guys but I’m gunna go have a baby. Keep me updated!
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Megan.
3 years
The conservative women on my FB screaming, “my body my choice” about vaccinations is truly infuriating. YOU HAVE BEEN ACTIVELY VOTING AGAINST YOUR CHOICES, HAVE SAT OUT OF THIS FIGHT FOR YEARS.. YOU DON’T GET TO WEAPONIZE THIS SLOGAN FOR YOUR BULLSHIT.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
This speaks to me on a very deep level.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
My parents’ neighbour with the big “fuck Trudeau, Lions not Sheep” decal on his truck popped up on my FYP on TikTok getting caught by a group catching child sex predators. He was meeting up with a “14 year old girl” for sex. Disgusting. Also, TIK TOK IS CRAZY.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
3 years
Just joined the partially vaccinated clubbb! One dose down, one to go! 🥳🥳🥳
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 months
This has been one of the greatest seasons of Oilers hockey I’ve ever got to be a part of. 16-win streak, bottom of the standings in November to make it all the way to the SCF. Just insane. I hope they can pull this one out, I'm proud either way, but if anyone can do it…
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Megan.
5 months
It's incredibly frustrating to have a provincial government that consistently does the opposite of what the population thinks on issues and enacts legislation they either did not run on or said they wouldn't touch just last spring.
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@mdibartolo_
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8 months
Personally, I think the Oilers and Perry are a perfect fit, and the team just got better. I've hated him for years because he's a little shit, but he's now our little shit, so let's gooooo!
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3 years
Oilers management has built a pathetically desperate team that needs to evade morality to try and add one POS player to *win* when we already have two of the best players in the world. Everyone should be fired.
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@mdibartolo_
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4 years
Edmontonians love to be naked in public and 50/50 raffles.
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@mdibartolo_
Megan.
4 years
Guess who completed her half marathon. THIS GIRL. It was a struggle mentally and physically, held a little pity party for myself around 16.5 that fucked up my entire pace and time but I don’t really care about that, I finished it! I trained and finished. I can do anything.
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@mdibartolo_
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3 months
Someone just asked me why I'm not decked out in Oiler gear and let me tell you.. I haven't worn Oiler gear before games on game days in two months… look where we are!!!!! I won't start today!
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