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@The_LaborLawyer
Had one send me an email 9.43pm friday evening...I finish work at 5pm.
Sent a 'gentle reminder email' Sunday midday...I don't work weekends
🤣🤣🤣
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@seb_zito
Went to an afters in Manchester with Antonio Valencia, on it till 6am drinking chivas. Couldn't speak a word of English, guy in the middle was his translator. Had to speak through him, to speak to Valencia. Absolute chewy kitchen sesh 😂
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Great cause...bought some myself dont know what ill do with the fake tan mitts 😭🤣
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On the look out for a new club for next season for Saturday Afternoon Football - preferably Cheshire League
@CheshireFL
Previous clubs:
Poynton
Broadheath
Egerton
Styal
Partington (albeit briefly)
Sale Town
Sale Amateurs
Mersey Valley
Positions can play: CB/RB/CDM/CF
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@caffyhank
And the people who did this will be quick to post something when they watch planet earth about plastic waste...
We should have the same ethos as we do in the mountains...
If you can take it up...you can bring it down...
Follow suit if you go the beach...
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Ross you were a diamond lad and im glad I was able to grace a football pitch with you as you are super talented 🙏🏽 RIP sending love you all your family and mates ❤️
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@SuppressedSikh
@FK1____
The charity CRY run free screening tests up and down the country.
They are free due to the fundraising people handover to the charity 👌💯
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Two Days
Two Prem Stadiums
Two Goals
What a week this was the other week with work ⚽️
Next stop British GP 🏎
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5-2 Win Castore FC - first step into player management through the corporate summer league.
Already sick of washing kit 🤣
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@Sutty9
@khanUR199
@SkySportsNews
Fuck me if i was on 3k a week i wouldn't be living in a 70k house 😆
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Quick 20 min litter pick on livingstone avenue m22
@WarriorsWaste
Placed in my grey bin so no need for collection 👍
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@botty72115155
@ToniaBuxton
@Ayolds
Nicholas you sound like a disgruntled ex employee 🤣
You have now equated to sharing images of 1.24% of their workforce
I honestly don't know if i have time for each image you find online to post
I hope you find gratitude & solitude hiding behind the craig davids pet bird kes
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@MUnited_Forever
@piersmorgan
He's just a lick arse who does anything...literally ANYTHING to print something
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Honestly if i see any united fan slag off rashford citing his external interests are affecting his performances...🤢🤯
@MarcusRashford
0161 ❤
#hero
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People in wythenshawe sweating cause snows melted off their roofs...
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@___knighty
Listen i hate covid and the way its been handled. But at least find the source of the article and double check before sharing shite
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Told my grandad on his deathbed i was going to score a hat trick for him in the new season (in 20+ years never bagged more than a brace as a CB) got his name etched on my boots and bagged 5 and scored a perfect hat trick ❤ best thing was all the boys knew. Will never forget ❤
We all have those special memories from grassroots football!
Meeting friends for life 🤝
Winning that tough match in the last seconds 😤
Falling in love with a format of football ❤️
What’s one of your favourite grassroots football memories? 👇
#TakeYourChance
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The government relax rules for christmas but not EID and Divali shows why people fight for equality...
To me thats the biggest middle finger to those communities...
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Its with this i formally announce with a heavy heart, my retirement from gigs, raves and festivals with immediate effect.
At 32 and with no commitments some people would say this is too young, and there plenty left in the disco back...
But unfortunately i cannot unsee the below
The UK’s first socially distanced gig is happening now in Newcastle with
@samfendermusic
headlining, and where attendees have their own private viewing area with 2m of space between them. Here’s what it looks like
#samfender
#unityarena
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Jesus girls go on like they are on a higher moral fucking pedestal 24.7 like they have never shared guys nudes with one another
Should be praising guys for calling out that bear lad...
And before fiat 500 twitter attack me...
I've lived with girls, trust me...I've seen it all
Some of these guys sharing tweets about Stephen Bear as if they’re not in WhatsApp groups where girls’ sex tapes and nudes get shared around without their permission. 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤮🤮
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Just had a painter decorator round the house...hes BA pilot on furlough
He did a cracking job of the landing
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Like fucking HOW? 🤯🤯🤯🤯
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Hahahahaha i fucking love this man. He's the only manager ill ever know to manage so many top clubs...get sacked by them all and still be loved 🤣🤣
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'Getting arrested for NOT wearing a mask'
Off a policeman not wearing his properly
Make it make sense 🤣🤡
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@Hayesy1986
@samjade_xo
My phone got sticky from the chip fat and my fingers have gone yellow
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Today i witnessed a grown man score a goal and do the siu celebration
My eyes are still hurting
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Nahhhhhhhh the internet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ultimate moment ever 🤣
ON THIS DAY 🗓:
On 5th Nov 2018, Big Brother UK aired its final ever episode on Channel 5.
The show ran across both C4 & C5 for 19 series and created tonnes of iconic British TV moments.
What is the most iconic Big Brother moment ever?
Tell us 👇
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Robbie Savage:
"a good start for real sociedad....missing a penalty..."
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@sl8rdnb
Hahah then gets defended for being boo'd saying it's disrespectful.
So the irony in the statement is
1) she disrespected PAYING guests to witness her being unprofessional by getting pissed and playing a shit set
2) she was effectively pissed at work cause she was paid to play
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This guy 😂😭
Mr Fogel’s Clap challenge is a very exciting one 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Placed this at a known fly tipping spot on drake avenue.
@WarriorsWaste
little logo add i placed on it too. Going to put a few more up at other known spots 👍👍
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@otrodiahermano
Simple answer
Buy better products
By
Buying better brands
....which last
Instead of tweeting about their supply chains whilst ya mrs has 20 parcels a week from PLT & Boohoo
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@DunkingYids1
@Bogsdollox2
Apparently seeing this pop up other day. They were labourers who owed some lads in sheff money. The smaller lad was in wrong place wrong time, the bigger lad was the culprit from what I've read. Little lad tried to escape off balcony after both being lured in by a woman
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I see this after driving past the aftermath of a male suicide near my house this morning. A bridge renowned for its suicides and it still chills me to the core. Us men need to open up more ❤
RIP 🕊
Since
#Omicron
was first detected on
27th November: 7 deaths. Average
age 83.
27th November to now: 239 deaths by
SUICIDE. Average age between 25 &
44.
That Perspective
Check in on somebody tonight & never think your struggle doesn’t matter
#MentalHealth
#danielsjourney
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This 💯...priorities in this country so fucking backwards!
Im out here campaigning for defibrillators for grassroots in sport...trying to raise awareness and money for defibrillators and relative CPR training and it’s a struggle...girl cries on tv because england beat Germany and it raises over £25k...
What am I doing wrong 🤷🏽♂️...madness
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@LegoLostAtSea
I remember as a kid we used to have those paper parachute toys with a figure like this attached for gravitational purposes that you used to throw in the air, mainly off small ledges. Could be that 🤷♂️
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I hope that people will learnt to vote next time round...and not waste it
Baffles me to think we believe the NHS is a charity 🤷♂️
And baffles me that people are donating to virgin donation pages...
Do your homework on our good friend Richard Branson & Virgin...
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Learnt one of life's lessons today
Never buy a lawnmower off a crack head 🤣😭
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@theravenet
@solardomusic
at HI two years ago. Missed my flight home...ended up in germany...flew to manny...left passport on plane...then straight to ldn for work
Oh and rescuing my mate with a life jacket off the plane 😂
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I remember the days of work where my only worry/stress was when i was due a break off the trolleys/check out😂😅
@Tesco
i miss my teenage shifts! Plus i buzzed off my tesco burberry check shirt - whens the new release?
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Jesus never seen this before in my life 👌💯
ONE ARMED WARRIOR💪
In the heavyweight division anything can happen... and it certainly did when Danny Williams faced Mark Potter in 2000🤯
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Hitting the point now where i wouldn't mind a week or two on furlough🤯
Grim just watching people on their social stories...and you're FT fighting to keep your head above water
Proper wears ya down!
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Championiesssss 🤝✔
The division 2 season has come to an end. Well done to winners
@LadybarnFC
⚽️🏆 and to
@SundaysWinton
on promotion to division 1 🎉🍾
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Unreal day being an adopted Geordie for the day. Top top set of fans ❤️
@NUFC
#nufc
#nufcvswolves
#awaydays
#newcastleunited
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Thanks to the
@WarriorsWaste
and the work they done i used their routes to run to manchester from woodhouse park.
Saw a woman picking up rubbish near sharston 👌💯
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Things i haven't done during quaratine:
Download tik tok
Download zoom
Download houseparty
Play a board game
Do a jigsaw
Bake
Do a quiz
Do a joe wicks home work out
Pretend im a piss head
Share a conspiracy theory
Yet i'm surprisingly doing ok...who'd of thought it 😂
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@Sacha_Lord
After going out last night i can categorically say ZERO social distancing was in place. Tables weren't apart, PPE wasn't about...
It felt great to be 'normal' but the gov have had a stinker here. They should just relax it all and say whoever wants to go out can at their own risk
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Ive been pretending for years 😆
put a finger down if ur boyfriend pretended through ur whole relationship he’s a footballer
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@jet2tweets
@BalaTownFC
Bloody ell jet 2 can get a tweet out to congratulate someone but wont pick up the phone after 1hr 40 or reply to me tweet yday ☕🐸
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All these fiat 500 girls slagging off their führer about factory conditions are the SAME girls following her AND buying PLT - cant write this shit 🤣😅
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@ElmuridSapien
@AM3RICANZ3R0
@missyouemmy
@__MC7__
@AliceJaneGray
Twitter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 arguments about dogs having exercise 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Unreal 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chill out dog the bounty hunter
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The priorities are so backwards in this country
Premier League players will be tested for coronavirus at least twice a week, including in the 48 hours before they are due to train, it was confirmed at a meeting today.
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This is what scaremongering in the media does...
The UK is going to take sometime to heal
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Check his hard drive
Anyone heading to City on Sunday watch out and be sure not to get offended
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Restarted Shameless
CLASS
what a a great fictional character frank gallagher was 😆
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