just saw paqueta at JD in the arndale, asked him if he was signing for city, he took me into the changing rooms and fingered me whilst singing in my ear ‘were the boys in blue coming after you’
United will tout off their own fans to the tune of £400 and ban fans for passing on tickets to their mates for a meaningless cup game but let about 10k galatasaray in the home end without any intervention. Felt like I was away in Istanbul. Absolutely disgusting from United.
There was a girl from Stockport
Her name was Hazel Grove
And she's been watching City since she were 8 years old
Although she's been to every game she feels she's overdue
She's never seen em win a cup
She's fecking 42
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
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When you look at our squad it’s no wonder we’re struggling. The amount of deadwood, caveats and issues is something never before seen. Pep practically doesn’t get to pick his starting XI these days, it’s more of a jigsaw puzzle trying to stitch together the only possible solution
this past two week:
certified to drive and operate lifeboats✅
certified to work in enclosed spaces✅
certified to use a liferaft in a survival situation✅
certified to carry out firefighting operations onboard a vessel✅
boshhhhhhhh