Ruckus McDangerwood
@mcdangerwood
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Farmhouse Weatherboy est. 85’ | User of the phrase “shagadelic” | Diagnosed schizophrenic | 1987 Player hater of the year | Vols |
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Turfed the balc. (Slang for balcony if you didn’t know)
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Woo wee. Safe to say the left won’t like this one. No worries. This white boy is gonna keep on keepin’ on.
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Shoutout to this pledge who was confused on why $8 vodka wasn’t cleaning his bowl
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Seems like old boy couldn’t handle his liquor. Leave the drunk driving to the pros. Fucking amateur.
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Rough night for old ruckus. Friendzoned by his date in the middle of the hill dance floor. Nothing is more humbling than hearing a girl say “you’re really cool but I think we’re better as friends” while gasolina is blasting.
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Dudes got a 95% bid rate. You can hate him all you want but can’t deny he’s a master of the craft.
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Got the pledges building my dresser. God I love my SEC fraternity
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Asked a pnm for a zyn and he pulled out 16mg berry frost velos. Not sure if I want to bid him or lock him in the closet
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At the pledge talent show rating every act with a BOOM💥💪🏼 or DOOM☠️👎🏼
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But how many SEC championships does Palestine have???
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You think they got this shit up north? God bless Dixie.
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Every morning is a douchebag version of chose your fighter
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@Golden_Groyper
I am a broke college student. Brother I do not give a shit what I am putting in my body rn.
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Drinking in pledge car. Gonna throw up on him later.
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Cooze on the glass. One of those moves that sends shivers down the spines of democrats.
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Can’t believe a south jersey Pike pledge named some shit like Jaxon will be in attendance and real Americans are left stranded on the street.
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Thanks to the student health center for providing me with a branded projectile to throw at a pledge later.
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Class was moved online but I showed up anyways for the home field advantage.
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Class moved online. Doesn’t matter. Showed up anyways just for love of the game.
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Yeah it’s pissing rain. Not gonna stop this white boy from grilling.
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Arch manning is dressed like he’s got a lineup right after the game
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Sunday personal pitcher? Gonna watch some ball, hope no one minds.
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Big news for people missing their frontal lobe
The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul’s media company
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Vols on primetime telly. Reefer in the bowl. Bourbon on the rocks. Tell me if I’m wrong but I don’t think it gets better than this.
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How the pledge looks at me when I pull out the rusty hammer
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Having myself a Tuesday. Couldn’t beat it with a stick.
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Tried to engage in civil discourse on yikyak but apparently the app is run by the CCP.
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Wrapping it up the same way we started. Thank you to Dixie.
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@tr3llyburner
Sick to my stomach thinking bout what old boy is going through rn. It’s cruel world out there
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Lowballing people on Facebook marketplace in the middle of class. This shit ain’t a game son.
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@OsFan892
Tell the fatter one that you forgot you signed up for service hours at the animal shelter
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Took one step inside the lambda house and vowed never again. Got three words here. Shrink the game!!!
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Pissing in places you wouldn’t know, seeing people you’ve never seen.
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Sending the CEO of Boeing a LinkedIn message asking “how yall get the planes to move so fast?”
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Seems like tinder doesn’t understand how game works.
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I instantly think less of you as a man if I see you walking with an umbrella. Put a damn rain jacket on and thug it out.
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Some jersey kid is chomping at the bit to use his Dads credit card for a pair of these
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Next pnm to tell me he’s from Jersey is getting taken to the backyard and put down like old yeller
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Time after time I’ve heard the same narrative. “Stop the white boy, he got too much swagger”. Sorry liberals. Got some news. He’s here to stay.
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Celebrating my longest sober streak in Knox (22 hours) with a whiskey coke.
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@BreezyRMR1996
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon paprika
1 teaspoon onion powder
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 1/2 teaspoons garlic powder
2 teaspoons dried minced onion, optional
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Breakdancing in the Olympics? What’s next? Competitive robbing and stealing????
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When was someone going to tell me that freedom of the press was about journalism and not getting a massive fuckin chest pump
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There’s a gay strip club in Tuscaloosa and it’s called Bryant Denny stadium
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The lefts version of this would be a Covid booster in front of a gender studies degree
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Sex and gender are the same thing? That’s funny because I don’t remember having gender with your mom last night
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Super beers? In the system. Volunteers? Locked the fuck in.
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Flops and open carry on the Tlink. Sue me liberals.
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Might get a fake id so i can go laser tagging without signing a waiver
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First it was trump. Next it could be Ruckus McDangerwood. Never know what the left is plotting. Not taking any chances. Camo on for today to maintain stealth.
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Driving around my brother and his gf. You know what that means…
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Quick round of 18 to start off the night. Horoscope says there is a high chance of drinking a few beers. Never bought into that astrology stuff but here we are.
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Alright
@Timberland
what gives?? Luckily my SEC education was able to pull through and provide a short term solution.
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Forgot to take my adderall and ran out of zyns. Ex-wife’s roommate just sat next to me. Lack of stimulants might be the death of McDangerwood. Will report later.
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