Rough night for old ruckus. Friendzoned by his date in the middle of the hill dance floor. Nothing is more humbling than hearing a girl say “you’re really cool but I think we’re better as friends” while gasolina is blasting.
First it was trump. Next it could be Ruckus McDangerwood. Never know what the left is plotting. Not taking any chances. Camo on for today to maintain stealth.
Quick round of 18 to start off the night. Horoscope says there is a high chance of drinking a few beers. Never bought into that astrology stuff but here we are.
Forgot to take my adderall and ran out of zyns. Ex-wife’s roommate just sat next to me. Lack of stimulants might be the death of McDangerwood. Will report later.