Mbuyi Katumba
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Sense of Humour & Banter are A1😏 |Spontaneous but Respectful🌋| Life’s Not That Deep & Twitter Isn’t A Real Place.Relax & Just Live.🍃| Ecclesiastes 3:1-11🙏🏾
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Officially An Admitted Attorney Of The High Court Of South Africa. 👨🏽⚖️⚖️
There’s A Time For Everything And When The Time Was Right The Lord My God Made It Happen 🙏🏾
I Thank You. Words Cannot Describe. ♥️
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Oh tonight is going to be a big BIG night 🙌🏾🙌🏾
CA(SA) ‘s in the bag 🔥🔥 oh yes 😍💯
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Danko APC!!!
New CA(SA)’s in the building 🥳🥳🥳
I’m so happy for these people 🥺🙌🏾
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So These Finally Arrived For Me !! 🙏🏾👨🏾🎓
Grateful for everything & how they came out as well 🔥
Dankie Verts ✊🏾
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Update: It Went Really Well! 🥹
A lot better than expected and some really great reviews & positive feedback afterwards…
Not bad for a boy with no talent. 😇🙏🏾
There’s being thrown in the deep end and then there’s this 🙆🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️ I was fine until I saw the setup.
Hawemah Jehovah- all my years of winging it & bs’ing my way through will truly be tested today…
Making me a Panelist for something is just bravery on another level 😭💀
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Thanks To The Living God I Serve, My Amazing Support Structure And Each And Every Person I Know, We Get To Do This Again... 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Thank You ♥️♥️
2x WITS Graduate 🎓🎓
LLB Obtained 👨🏽🎓👨🏽🎓
Amen.
So These Finally Arrived For Me !! 🙏🏾👨🏾🎓
Grateful for everything & how they came out as well 🔥
Dankie Verts ✊🏾
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I Guess I Do Have A Favourite Letter After All 🎓
Another One 🙏🏾✅ It Was Not Easy, I Don’t Even Wanna Lie 😭 Ngiyabonga To All Those Who Put Up With My Bitching & Moaning Throughout The Year 💀♥️
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Still touched that I wasn’t included in the outfits. 😤🥲
My Peoples 🙏🏾💙
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I randomly dreamt last night that elections will be on the 29th of May this year…
Why that dream & that date? I have no idea 😭🤷🏽♂️
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If you want to surprise yourself, go to and insert your details to see what’s waiting for you.
I got a text with a traffic notice this morning which I obviously thought was a scam kanti… 😭💀💀
That summary is shocking. Can’t be me driving. 🌚
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Yesterday was another great day there by Wits Graduations 👩🏽🎓👩🏽🎓
So Happy For & Proud Of These Ones ! 👩🏽⚕️👩🏽🔬 (And those not featured here as well) 😁🍾🍾💕💕
They are definitely candidates for the Best Dressed in 2019🔥✨
(Loving the Champagne showers as well 😉🤞🏾)
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Fish Fingers don’t get enough of the credit that they deserve 🤞🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
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I don’t think the pictures do it justice - but do these Ribs make sense and look normal to you?? 😭😭🤤
Mind you there are 2 layers here…🍖🍖
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DO👏🏾PAST👏🏾PAPERS👏🏾
Lecturers who repeat questions have a special place in heaven 🙏🏾💯
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(At least if I were to die anytime soon, y’all now have *that* photo ⚰️)
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With the Wits CTA Results coming out tomorrow, I really wish it was possible & realistic that there be 100% Pass Rate... Lord Knows What Those People Go Through There By SOA... 😓🤞🏾
But alas, all the best to everyone !! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🎓
To My Friends, The Champas Is Already On Ice 🍾🍾🎓
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Raw dogging a jersey is crazy business though 😭
Some colleagues must not see this 😂😂😂
For me it is the adjustable straps it come with 🤦🏿
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Where would you like them to say they graduated from?
Why do people who graduate from wits always have to specify that it was wits?
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Another Round Of Wits Graduates !!! 🔥🔥🔥
This Is The Energy We Love 💉💉💉
Dankie Medicine , Dankie CTA 🎓🎓🎓
Winners Circle We Up 😭🙌🏾
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It may not be next year, or even the year after that, but one of these years around this time of day me & mine will be settling down all snuggled up with our offspring around us playing with their Christmas gifts. The mood will be one of laughter, love & peace 🕯️🕯️🎄🎄🧸🎀
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11:11 🥺✨
Come Let Me Wash Your Eyes A Bit On This Blessed Day... 😌👑🌞🍯🎗🔆〽️
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"So if your friend jumped off a bridge; would you do it too? 🤔💭"
A•D•R•E•N•A•L•I•N•E 😫😁🤸🏾♂️
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For The Last Time, She's Made Her Mark At Girls' High 👏🏾👏🏾
As The Stand In Parent Tonight- I'm Super Proud Of This Homie ♥️♥️
All The Glory Given 🙏🏾🙏🏾
For the Toughest Matric Year- All These People Worked !
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I’ve been thinking of and missing the most random things of late…
Remember those FULL Lecture Halls with like 2/300 people, Walking from East to West on rainy mornings, arriving squad deep at Dining Hall and skipping all the ques, BGMs, Stadium Matches, O-Week etc etc.
🥲🥲
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The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same.
Chapter 22 Unlocked 💇🏽♂️🔓
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I still can’t believe it 🤣🤣
Even the matching colours was a total coincidence 😭💀
I can’t believe I walked into our Suite and I bumped into this child(my younger sister) in the SUITE NEXT DOOR!! 😳😳
One of us needs to change our circles because there’s no ways… 😭💀🤣
That time she’s meant to stay at my place tonight and she told me she’s “with friends”💀
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A Picture Thread of some of the people who helped us celebrate our Special Day !
Thank You to All once again 🙌🏾❤
#WitsGraduate
#WitsGrad19
#witsgraduation
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Has anyone else noticed that our WITS Degrees have a GOAT watermark on them ? 🐐🐐🙌🏾 Literally. Go check. 🔥
#WitsGradWeek
#WitsGraduate
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This is FNB Building- School of Accounting. But okay, continue.
#WitsShutdown
#WitsShutdown
| Wits students and security get physical at the law facility.
Students are protesting over registration and accommodation.
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My life is a constant testimony of “When The Time Is Right, I, The Lord Will Make It Happen”
I’m So Blessed & Highly Favoured 🥺🙏🏾 ♥️
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It’s not even 9 in the morning mind you… - Breakfast Braai 🙏🏾
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Black Don't Crack 💆🏾♀️
My hair problem was sort of resolved. Lumia worked hard at convincing me not to leave without a plait. She was very patient and this is the outcome.
@Kolie_Yola
confirmed that it looks nice. Lumia’s contact number is +27 (62) 691-0946
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I can feel it in my spirit that I haven't been praying enough of late...
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"A group of about 50 students"- A Wits Proverb
#WitsShutdown
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Academically- we are Not Okay as a people... not even close.
This place is devouring us.
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Since I don't really have anyone specific to send these to; Twitter will have to do... 😌😅
* Tries To Look Important *
Day & Night 👔🌡
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Soooo… Just Men?
gay men and str8 men actually make the best of friends when niggas not homophobic.
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The Breadwinners ft. Their Golden Girl + Some Random Gent 🔆
Well Done Kiddo. Girls High School Prefect + a bunch of other awards that I stopped listening to after a while 😅🙏🏾
A Proud Family ♥️
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I feel like Handre Pollard has really flown under the radar & hasn't been given the credit and hype he deserves in this World Cup Win 🤞🏾🤞🏾
Even in the celebrations he's been muted and just done his own thing in the background 😅
He really was one of our key players 👏🏾💯
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Everyone who stayed at Res can relate to this
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High School Musical 2 went in hard as a whole. The soundtrack & all
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Some Good Outdoor Fun Getting Dirty In The Sun Is Always A Good Time Away 🙌🏾🏍
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I don't say this often but I'm Proud Of Myself 😭😭🙌🏾
No Training, Poor Conditioning, First "long distance race", LEGS BURNING, I genuinely almost gave up & started walking, but in the end I achieved my goal & ran 10KM's in Under An Hour!!💪🏾🏃🏽♂️🏅Thank you for all the support 😇💕
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It was at this moment that Mbuyi knew that it was late... 😕💔
It was also his first time in his 4 Years at Wits seeing such an MCQ Card. ❌
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And the award for the most Dramatic and Hyped wedding kiss of forever goes to Gift !! 😂😂 Yeyi ! 🔥
#OurPerfectWedding
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July starting on a Monday & beginning the second half of the year on a Monday as well, that’s standing on business 🫡
Inshallah may it be a good one 🤲🏾🤞🏾
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Sibling rivalry is when your sister takes in ALL the other clothes & towels from the washing line when it starts raining But leaves yours 🙃🙃
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J U S T J U M P !
With Adrenaline & A Bit Of Insanity, You Can Achieve Anything 💉🪂🔥 || What An Unexplainable Experience 🙌🏾🤪
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Ahh Yess. The lovely Co-ordinated outfits that they chose NOT to make for me as well 😒😒
It really be your own. 🚮🥲
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When you can't decide on what colour to wear in the morning , then just wear all of them 😏✌🏾🎉
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HALALALA DANKO MATRIC 2K20 OFFICIALLY OVERRRR 🎉🎉🎉
Distinctions For The Babyyyy 🤓🤓🥳🥳🥳
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Why is everyone from Wits seemingly pressed and on about results & dates etc?? Kanti what's happening this year...
Every day Every day the question is asked.
When have marks ever come out this early guys? Just relax and make the most of your holiday whilst you still can 😓😅
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📰📰📰 EXTRA EXTRA 📢📢📢
Read All About It & Please Do Support This Blog 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Featuring A Piece About Yours Truly... 😊😊
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Waterfall FOMO got the better of me…
Literally just walking, but make it look fun 🏞🚶🏽♂️
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And what about
@WitsUniversity
partnering to help their own students register?
#Witsasinamali
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I can’t believe picking up an entire Bachelor of Laws & 2xWits Degree was just like collecting a Course Pack at the start of the Semester💀
It’s honestly just vibes there and all your Degrees & Transcripts are just lying around btw 😂🥲
Hopefully the 3rd One will be better 🎓🏛
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MHR HC'18 . It was an honour and a pleasure 🙏
An experience that cannot be compared to any other; but one which I'm sure we'll never forget.
Thank you 🔴⚪
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Finally Made It Onto The Golf Course Today And I Was So Happy 😭🤌🏾
I’ve definitely found my new regular hobby and already ticked off something for 2022 🏌🏽♂️♥️
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Being woken up by the sound of heavy consistent rain is probably the “best” way to be woken up…
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I've been doing a lot of thinking and reflecting over my time at Wits and the memories/experiences/life are just unbelievable...
I find it funny how you get sent to University mainly for Education yet my 2 Degrees are definitely not my top or most cherished highlights 😂😅🙇🏽♂️🏛
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What A Week - What A Story 🙏🏾
Unions Are Beautiful ♥️
Congratulations, Brother.
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