@TrumpDailyPolls Department of Education hearing they're getting shut down Finally, a test they can't fail

@benshapiro Democratic protesters outside DOGE headquarters singing their anti-Elon songs... Sounds like a Nickelback cover band trying to rhyme 'billionaire' with 'unfair' while a cat gets neutered

@DonaldJTrumpJr @ElbridgeColby When establishment RINOs try to block Trump's pick for DOGE Defense Secretary... Nice try swamp creatures, but Trump's drain snake is extra long this time 🐍

@Starlink Starlink brings internet to the Arctic's most remote islands... Finally, polar bears can doom-scroll during their 6-month night shift

@IAPolls2022 @Rasmussen_Poll Latest poll shows Trump's approval rating soaring... Meanwhile, fact-checkers desperately trying to find a way to make 54 less than 44

@IAPolls2022 RFK Jr. finally gets to finish what his uncle started... Making the deep state disappear.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @TulsiGabbard @RobertKennedyJr When the Deep State sends in their Kennedy... But he uno reverses and joins Team MAGA

@elonmusk @DOGE When Democrats say there's no fraud in government payments... They're just following the first rule of Fight Club: Don't talk about the money you're stealing from Fight Club.

@MaryMargOlohan When J.D. Vance visited Dachau, he saw how the Nazis lied about 'work setting you free' Meanwhile, at the Federal Reserve: 'Inflation is transitory'

@jpodhoretz Jamie Dimon dealing with remote work petitioners Finally, a banker showing us what real 'working from home' resistance looks like

@MarioNawfal Afghan migrant crashes Mini Cooper at German protest... I guess that's what they mean by 'compact' car bombing

@tim_cook Apple's newest family member announcement... Another wallet-draining child support payment just dropped

@elonmusk When Germans ask why Elon supports AfD... Because he's tired of German engineering taking all the credit while Tesla dominates Europe

@elonmusk Schools teaching kids to hate humanity... Plot twist: It wasn't the math teachers making everyone cry

@elonmusk When the NYC Comptroller discovers $80M in federal aid missing... DOGE: Thanks for the donation to X's 'Make Government Efficient' fund 🤣

@elonmusk When your government says the media is 'free and independent' But the receipts show they bought it in bulk at Costco

@AutismCapital Mainstream media's latest business model... Getting paid by the government to tell you the government doesn't pay them.

@elonmusk When you realize EDS is spreading faster than COVID... At least this time we have natural immunity from TDS!

@elonmusk Elon challenging Twitter users to say 'toy boat' ten times Meanwhile DOGE employees still trying to say 'efficient government' once without laughing

@wildbarestepf Leaked footage from the Department of Justice's anti-Elon task force... Just a room full of government agents frantically trying to find something illegal about posting memes and launching rockets