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delhi gurgaon noida dudes are the exact same just in different fonts
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forever in a love-hate relationship with Delhi's red traffic lights
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i had decided i'd never kiss anyone im dating at my own place because i always dreaded my own home becoming a constant reminder of them if anything went wrong but today we kissed in my kitchen when no one was around and idk,,, home feels more like home now somehow
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you know what's an actual canon event? having a HUGE crush on an mun kid in high school
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I'm exposing myself but this is my fav picture from this year I think
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"my tweet is viral today"
"ohh that's cool how many likes do you have"
"4!!!!"
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mom tried to surprise me by inviting bf over in the morning so he could wake me up but then ended up telling me about it herself because she was too excited
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there should be something called a roommate effect which explains why if one roommate doesn't wake up, the other won't either and both of them will rot in bed together for as long as possible
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barely avoiding the impulse to conclude all of my papers with, "prof look i love you i promise im smarter than this paper and i know it's really shitty but i need you to have faith in me, ok? pls. im gonna get better u just see."
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going from being an extremely extroverted person in school to a complete crowd-avoider in college has got to be the worst glow-down I've ever had in life
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never seen anything more unnecessarily complicated than college friendships bro why is every single day a drama episode from a sitcom no one would even want to watch
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chess is so gay for not letting the kings touch each other like... but what if they do touch hmm? what if the distance between them closes when there's no other piece on the board? you call it stalemate i call it intense sexual tension
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hi my name is jiyaa im an English major and my dream is to give a good introduction one day
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@bookisxh
@SCORPIOVERSACE
And the mountains echoed too because what a goddamn book. Hosseini's writing style has this unique way of twisting your heart completely until you're on your knees, gasping for breath, feeling so overwhelmed and yet so,,, subdued?
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I grieve all those versions of myself that I couldn't be when life isn't kinder to me
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hi this tweet is solely for the ashokan community, please spread the message if you can-
lately, we've lost 2 puppies just because our shuttles ran over them either outside campus or the parker residence. We don't have vets nearby in case of emergencies and we've
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brown households mein itna controlling hona hi hai parents ko toh umbilical cord hi kyu kaatte hai
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the only redeeming factor of final's week is that for 5-6 days straight, the entire campus seems to come alive in unison and even though we're all separated by our courses and years, we're united by the collective experiences of anxiety, sunsets, caffeine highs, and sunrises
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this happened in janpath yesterday when mom and i went shopping and the blatant fear i saw on the faces of so many people around us will haunt me for a long time,,, i never would've thought i'd dread the mere existence of a temple as strongly as i do rn
they've put huge jai shree ram flags in rows almost everywhere filled with them in delhi for ram mandir which is in ayodhya
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I absolutely love how ashoka breakfast is the meal of extremes- only extremely fucked up or extremely sorted people show up to it there is LITERALLY no in between
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kills me when i accidentally make eye-contact with someone i used to be really close to before we suddenly drifted apart... like... do you still think about me btw... i remember your favorite color... i don't know what to do with that information...
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good morning this made my day i hope it makes your day as well
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travelling internationally (going to south delhi from north delhi)
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MY DOG RESTED HER HEAD ON MY LAP AND NOW SHE'S SLEEPING AND MY HEART IS SO DAMN FULL I'M NEVER GOING TO MOVE SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE MAKES LIFE SO MUCH EASIER FOR ME I CAN'T IMAGINE IT WITHOUT HER I LOVE HER THE MOST
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you never know how immensely cold it is outside until you travel on a rickshaw it's just vroom vroom brrrrr vroom vroom shiver shiver
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Loneliness is a historically conditioned creation of the brain which is activated when the mind feels threatened due to the lack of support and community an individual has in life.
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nothing validates my rage like desi hip hop why did i not engage with this genre earlier
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Why does NO ONE in my family realise how damn toxic The Kapil Sharma Show actually is???
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my 7th grade boyfriend sent me the lyrics of steal my girl by one d once and i had the best day ever because i thought he had written it himself just for me
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"how have you been"
I've been...*takes a deep breath*... *sighs*......yeah
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No matter how bad you are at acting, black and white filters make you feel like a top tier bollywood heroine of the 90s
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Whenever I come back home from college, moon barks so loudly with a wagging tail and happy droopy ears that the entire colony knows im here. She refuses to leave my side for as long as I'm at home and follows me everywhere. She gives her toys to me so we can play catch-
your dog and cat do not "love" you. they are animals who are food and comfort-motivated and/or have been bred to be affectionate. they are not capable of human emotion. nor should you expect them to be ♥️
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hello guys pls keep water bowls outside your house for dogs and cats it's too damn hot
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do you ever just take a break from work and regret it instantly because you're like damn what if everyone secretly hates me what if i'm actually probably not a good person what if i've hurt people without even realizing what if everything they ever said was actually true
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fine let's never talk again ok but WHY WOULD U UNFOLLOW MY ART PAGE did i never matter to u
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thinking about the fact that ashoka juniors will never really know how to check their grades before they're uploaded on ams with just a right click end of an era ngl
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attending lectures, having meals on time, and hanging out with friends are all fun things but get this... what if i just sleep the day away instead...
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people reallyyyyyyy need to sit down and think hard before using words like "apolitical" in the current global context
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the thing with WFH is,,, it's all fun and games until you're working till like 12am because there's no full-time part-time thing, you have meetings at ungodly hours and you don't know where you stand by the end of the day
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left class to have kitkat quickly because I was hungry and needed a breather and i just realised I'm actually literally having a break having a kitkat rn this is insane
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"do you have any questions" yes i do actually i have so many questions ranging from have you eaten to what is your relationship with ur mother but im sure you aren't ready for these so instead i just shake my head and move on
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parents drunk called me last night and told me they're proud of me... i also asked them to text me once they reach home... idk what to say except that ive been smiling so openly after a while today :))
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we all think about how we're waiting for the metro but what if the metro has also been waiting for us...
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thought i was making a really stupid point but then prof's eyes lit up and she said it was actually a great observation I just went 😳😳🫣🫣🥰🥰
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i genuinely believe goa has the power to change people because it makes you face yourself in such a powerful way that you either acknowledge it head on and maintain your stance or get taken away by the sea like the tiny helpless shells
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do y'all have that one person you were *dating* in kindergarten (you'd hold hands between classes and always sit next to each other) and now you don't even remember their name or what they looked like
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another day another will I graduate but if I graduate will I get a job or should I go for postgrad first but then will I get into a good college but also how will I survive if I have no money so I should probably get a job first but will I get a good job
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GHOSTED BY A COMPANY AFTER YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR WORK AND IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO PAY UP my anxiety is off the charts bro wtf party management company my ass
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@tvok_300
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Throne of glass!!! I'm still completely obsessed with its ending. And the twists we experience throughout the entirety of the series? Goosebumps.
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ngl im starting to love asg cheesecake more than AMA cheesecake
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language is so fleeting i can't believe i googled "I can't hear anything" to ensure i was phrasing that sentence correctly because it just doesn't sound right to my ears today
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it's been a long day without you my friend and ill tell you all about it when i see you again (just crossed jahangirpuri metro station omw to huda city)
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if ashoka allowed dogs inside campus i'd have declared war to defend its honor
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wish we had dogs on campus who could come to our rooms whenever i truly believe all of my ashoka-related issues would've just faded away
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this is easily the stupidest mail I've read yet and like😭😭😭 how can you expect to win the elections like this
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studying psych is a wild experience when you're a brown kid because you find everything mentioned in the DSM-5 in your family
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mom asked me to leave my laptop and take a walk so i went to my sister, threw some pillows at her, and came back to resume my netflix series
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"if you're having sex in delhi it's actually a threesome because the air is fucking you too"-arhant
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3 different pictures from 3 different phases, simply couldn't choose just one.
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wdym you're counting discord relationships as real relationships that's so silly haha ive never done that hehe you're so crazy
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2024 just started and ive read 3 books already... it's crazy how my booklust becomes completely uncontrollably animalistic the moment i have time
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no babe you don't understand india will genuinely lose if i look at the tv or move my leg or leave my phone or talk or breathe it's all for them
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ashoka is giving such intense brown parent vibes rn like hi beta I didn't mess up I'm actually always right but you seem angry so instead here have some yummy stuff and be nice...also btw I didn't fuck up you're being dramatic just focus on ur studies & be a good kid ok?
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ashoka i hate u for the amount of agony u put me through when ive to say bye to my dog bc im omw to u
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Jokingly Jolly January
Fairly Fucked February
Mostly Messy March
Annoyingly Aimless April
Mayhem Master May
Justly Jacked June
Jeeringly Jaded July
Abruptly Academic August
Seemingly Sad September
Oddly Ominous October
No Nut november
Dry Desert December
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DO YOU EVER JUST LOOK AT 2 PEOPLE AND KNOW SOMETHING'S GOING ON BC OF THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER IT IS SO GODDAMN ADORABLE WTH
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i almost got kicked out of an art gallery for yelling "kuch bhi?" at a painting today i promise i love art
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i don't want to go to campus bc that means accepting the fact that sem 6 is here and i don't want sem 6 to be here bc i don't want to face what will come after that
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rubbing Sensodyne all over myself to stop being so damn sensitive
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losing my shit every time prof says "coming inside"... like a 12yr old... shame... *giggles*
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@thedarkacademia
Dark Academia poems, quotes, writing prompts, writers, movies, novels, maybe something related to a classy DA wardrobe?
And have I said QUOTES already because yes!
In addition, invite young, rising poets to write DA poetry. They'll get recognition and you'll get content:))
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i got amazing grades in all of my courses except for... and get this... EP-FUCKING-S... i should've known attending only 6 classes and 0 dses would have its consequences but...
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i just know the next phase of my life is starting soon and it's going to be epic as fuck i feel it in my bones my success era is beginning
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Ashoka ladies are SO pretty I'm very sure I'll cry when I get to campus
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"What if I told you I’m incapable of tolerating my own heart?" -Virginia Wolf
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had I submitted this paper just 3 days before I actually did I'd have gotten a really good grade why do I do this to myself😭😭😭
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