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23 | Porn addict, Sweat rag, Public urinal, wannabe gainer, alltime perverted mess
Vancouver, British Columbia
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Ok! Here's a list of kinks I will be covering on this account:
-Body Odor / Sweat
-Feederism
-Incest
-Public Exposure
-Piss
-Free Use / Open sex
(And more?)
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It's ok to jerk off
It's ok to jerk off outside
It's ok to jerk off on the subway
It's ok to jerk off at the movies
It's ok to jerk off in parks
It's ok to jerk off at school
⚠️‼️READ THAT AGAIN‼️⚠️
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Like this post if you're a sexual deviant and a digustingly gross pervert! No one will ever know! (Except for me of course)
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Sorry if I don't reply often I'm severely addicted to pornography
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Do something fucked up today, as long as it makes you throb it's ok
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Not showering is good
Don't do your laundry
Don't change those filthy bedsheets
Cooking is a waste of time
Just eat frozen garbage
Your savings are useless
You should be buying porn
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There should be way more places where it's legal to fuck in public
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Living with a gooner but the walls are paper thin and you can hear fistfucking and goonbabble 24/7
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For those experiencing the heat wave:
PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR SWEATY ASSHOLE PLEASE PLEASE
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Showering isn't sexy. Body odor is sexy. Hair is sexy. Being a lazy slob is sexy!!!
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Anyway, I'm gonna go strip naked and jerk my gock to gross shit, if anyone wants to join me
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Take that funstick between your legs and start pumping, then do whatever makes you horniest! Buy something expensive, expose yourself online, just focus on the pleasure you feel!
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Thinkin about slimy unwashed cocks with nasty smegma filled foreskins and untrimmed pubes 🤤
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Public sex is ok and normal, stop being a pussy and fuck me in the middle of this Burger King
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Everyone should develop a porn addiction so I don't have to pretend to be normal anymore
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Put up pornographic posters and art in your bedroom, cover your shelves in hentai figurines and sex toys, devote yourself to pumping your fist
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Reminder that it's ok to be gross around me I will never judge you! You could pick your nose and wipe it on my tongue for all I care
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I can't goon in public bathrooms because I'd be licking the rim of the toilet within minutes
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Doesn't regret feel good?
Knowing you took things too far
Doing things you didn't think you ever would
Just to satisfy your carnal urges
Push yourself
Break your limits
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The nudist colony you joined is actually full of sex addicts who fuck 24/7 everywhere they can, it's like a big poly orgy every day and they're always grabbing your privates and trying to fuck you
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Hedonism is awesome I do whatever feels good without worry :3
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You could go without showering or washing your clothes for months and turn your room into a pig sty and I wouldn't say a word
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Ok but real talk who is gonna join my polycule of perverts so we can all live and masturbate together and have hot gay sex
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You could just walk up to me and start pissing all over me, soaking the carpet and furniture with smelly yellow piss and I wouldn't bat an eye
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Not to be dramatic but porn is literally my life and I can't stop myself no matter how much I want to give it up. It's better than drugs. Better than friendships. I'm lost in a sea of digital sex
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Gave into my urges tonight because I am a useless fap addict who constantly fucks over their own life for an orgasm. I'm so fucking stupid
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I love begging you freaks to rail me, if I could be your public fuckmeat I totally would <3
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Wake up honey! It's time for you eight hours of continuous masturbation!
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Autistic girl who's special intrest is pornography, hyperfocusing on a pornstars ass stretching over hard porn cocks
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Staying with family suck because I can't masturbate as much, if only those incest comics I've read were realistic
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Already looking forward to getting completely naked and watching porn for a few hours tonight
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Four hour masturbation fits where you're completely nude and in a dark room are super good for your mental health!!!!
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Me jerking my girlcock to porn: darn this feels splendid mhm hits the spot!
The cashier: that's it I'm calling the cops
My donger: spurt spurt splorch
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Want a girlfriend who's always naked and eats fast food four times a week, who stinks of body odor and is always jerking off? Weirdly specific but you've found one!
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Guess who's really sweaty in like the ass and pit regions especially
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I'm gonna sit down for five minutes, and then I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money
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I only masturbate this much because no one's fucking me senseless four times a day
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My gock really gets whatever she wants, another hour awake? A hundred dollars of onaholes? More booze? She gets it
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What if I was your sister and you found a bunch of incest porn on my laptop
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Take off your clothes for me, strip naked! It's too hot for clothes! Once you realize how weird they feel on your body you'll never go back to hiding yourself
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Going to the mall sucks they don't even let you jerk off on all the sexy mannequins
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Who wants to leave behind their old life with me and be permanently changed into hedonistic sex dolls
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If you see me masturbating again at 4am when I said I was going to bed early that is none of your business
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Born to stroke my girlcock for hours on end, forced to put on clothes and go to work
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If I die young please use my body for sex, it's what I would have wanted
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@LongCadetBlu
Girls don't ever need to shower! Girls are pretty and perfect and their smell is a godsend!!!
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If you see me irl please stuff your cock in my mouth I'm so hungry for dick
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Stayed up too late jacking my girlshlong to porno so now I'm eepy
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How do I get sex without having to meet people or talk to people or show my face
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Would you still like me if I was 400 pounds and stank of body odor, unable to tear my hand from my junk for more than a minute?
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Late night gross thought but I'd love to never wash my ass again. Just let it stay hairy and sweaty and rub it on people's faces
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1. Buy as many cheap tablets as you can
2. Set them up all around you
3. Put a different porn video on all of them
4. Full volume
5. Cum your brains out
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Someone needs to let me press their prostate with my tongue and lick up the mess they make
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Is scent corruption a thing? Like someone covering you in their musk until it's all you can smell, it marks everything in your home and fills your nostrils with every breath
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If you're into armpit/pubic hair but not leg hair you're a bitch
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Burger fucking's cool and all but has anyone ever rolled up a pizza and fucked her slutty pizzussy?
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Tell your coworkers you need a jizz break and spend the next thirty minutes in the bathroom moaning like a slut
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Find a nice selfie of the woman who gave birth to you and spurt your cum on it
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Will I stop rubbing off and get out of bed today? Probably not
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Being a masturbation addict is cool and all but my gock gets sore from all the rubbing
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Imagine if your cock could get fat too, just a thick chunky pillar of sex
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Everytime a girl tells me about a man being creepy to her I have to hide my erection. Tell me more about the guy who flashed you on the bus, that sounds sooo awful!
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It's ok that I'm not smart because you don't have to be smart to suck dicks
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I'm convinced it's why people become finsubs, going "fuck why'd I do that!" After you cum makes you hard all over again and ready to give more
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If you call me a good girl my mind will go blank for about five seconds, that's when you can grab my tits or stick your cock in my mouth
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Asking a girl if she's into piss and before she answers hosing her down with gallons of warm yellow urine, that covers her face and chest, filling her mouth with it
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NSFW SPACES NEED TO EXIST ONLINE. THERE NEEDS TO BE PLACES WHERE NSFW CONTENT CREATORS CAN POST WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT BEING TAKEN DOWN!!!!!
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We need socialism so I can get a free apartment (I'm gonna masturbate all day in it)
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Gooning is really cool and all but where are the people who want raunchy anal sex?? Who's gonna fuck my asshole inside out?
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My hands smell like my unwashed gock because I can't stop touching it 😵💫
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