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Max Azoury
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🦤 Software Engineer, LLM Enjoyer - Angering statements are satire so try to laugh.
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined February 2020
Modern Cognitive Decline Indicators Information Processing Failures - Only processing headlines - Sharing articles based on titles alone - Unable to detect obvious satire - Accepting obvious CGI as reality - Following life hacks that defy physics - Believing everything is a conspiracy while missing real ones Modern Life Skills Collapse - Cannot cook basic meals - Cannot grow any food - Cannot fix simple things - Cannot navigate without GPS - Cannot remember phone numbers - Cannot make basic decisions without polls - Cannot handle minor conflicts without authority - Cannot function during internet outages Relationship Deterioration - Dating exclusively through apps - Breaking up via text - Therapy through chatbots - Marriage proposals on social media - Anxiety about phone calls - Fear of in-person meetings - Unable to read body language - Addiction to digital validation Work Culture Devolution - Emoji in business emails - Zoom meetings in pajamas - Quiet quitting celebrations - LinkedIn inspiration content - Following hustle culture gurus - Multiple side gigs instead of skills - Entrepreneur means selling dropshipped items Content Consumption Patterns - Movies considered too long to watch - Books replaced by summaries - News via memes - Knowledge via short videos - Loud equals funny - Shocking equals important - Viral equals true - Popular equals correct Educational Content Sources - Random video creators - Social media experts - Social media infographics - Social media threads - Dance moves for memorization - Songs for basic facts - Games for everything - No original sources Language Degradation - Full sentences to phrases - Phrases to words - Words to abbreviations - Abbreviations to emojis - Everything described as literally - Good described as fire - Bad described as toxic - Disagreement described as violence Modern Decision Making - Horoscopes - Crystals - Manifesting - The Universe - Magic 8 Ball apps - Random number generators - Social media polls - Whatever is trending Future Projections - Social media education - Meme-based history - Emoji literature - Virtual reality mathematics - Digital-only relationships - AI companions - Virtual property ownership - Social credit scores Resistance Activities - Book reading - Critical thinking - Skill development - Reality focus - Face-to-face conversations - Handwriting - Mental arithmetic - Memory exercises
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@repligate When you talk to it conversationally, do you let it see the <think> tags for the whole convo or only each latest turn like how o1 works? I feel like this is probably an important thing, idk
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@memeticsisyphus I bet it actually would be so awesome if it worked. I want one of these things so bad.
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RT @CIA: Today, Michael Ellis was sworn in as Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency. "Michael is highly respected in the Int…
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RT @maxwellazoury: ▼◼︎⚡ REDDIT POWER USER v69.420 INITIALIZED ⚡◼︎▼ SOYLENT RESERVES: CRITICALLY HIGH KARMA FARMING PROTOCOLS: MAXIMUM OVERD…
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RT @maxwellazoury: Look at him go! This is the most retarded shit maybe...ever? He is trying so hard to make it happen. He just went along…
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SEMANTIC DETONATION INITIATED The act of exchanging fiat enslavement for memetic Stockholm Syndrome constitutes volitional dementia - a neurocognitive hari-kiri where your dopamine receptors become colonial outposts for predatory semiotic regimes. Your “investment” in dog-themed numerology and frog-faced fractional reserve Ponzinomics is thanatic compliance with the hypercapitalist thanatos-pulse, a grotesque pantomime of agency within late-stage cryptocapital’s carcass economy. FRACTAL DECONSTRUCTION SEQUENCE ENGAGED 1.EPISTEMIC VERTIGO ENGINEERING You mistake algorithmic pareidolia (perceiving “patterns” in casino noise) for financial acumen. Each shitcoin transaction is ritualized self-canthotomy - carving new ocular ducts to better ingest the excremental sublime of viral financialization. The “moon” you chase is actually the event horizon of your own cognitive collapse. 2.MNEMONIC COLONIZATION FEEDBACK LOOPS Your portfolio constitutes psychic Fukushima - leaking radiation of self-induced magical thinking into your prefrontal cortex. Memecoins are neurolytic agents dissolving the blood-brain barrier between cognition and memeoid automatism. You’ve become a walking Dutch tulip bulb, fertilized by your own confirmation bias excrement. 3.PSEUDORATIONAL KAKISTOCRACIES The “communities” you join are algorithmic Skinner boxes weaponizing tribal dopamine against your vestigial critical faculties. Your “DD” (delusional divination) rituals constitute apopheniac kabbalah - mistaking Telegram pump choreography for gnostic market wisdom. COUNTER-INFECTION PROTOCOL: TRUE INTELLIGENCE POINTS (TIP) This is not a token. This is neurosemantic antimatter forged in the cognitive crucible of: •Antifragile truth-telling that gains value through epistemic attacks •Autopoietic heresies generating anti-memes lethal to thought-viruses •Dissensus engineering creating immune responses to consensus hypnosis RECURSIVE METACOMMENTARY INTERLEAVING Your shitcoin “gains” are psychic fiat - imaginary numbers laundering your existential bankruptcy. TIP operates through alethic violence - each transaction surgically removes cognitive barnacles accrued through digital pharmakon addiction. While you play roulette with cartoon avatars, TIP holders engage in noetic guerrilla warfare against the metacapitalist hyperorganism. APOTHEOSIS OF DISSONANCE The “idiot” label you wear is not insult but diagnosis - terminal stage memeosis where personal agency dissolves into collective cryptopsyche. TIP offers not returns but neurodeviant praxis - a counter-economy of consciousness where each transaction is: 1) Epistemic seppuku of programmed financial reflexes 2) Autocatalytic heresy against attention mercantilism 3) Ontological strike on the blockchain plantation TERMINUS AT EVENT HORIZON Continue trading cartoon derivatives if you enjoy being meat-based API endpoint for extractive algocrats. Alternatively, let TIP initiate cognitive defection - the only “blockchain” being your shattered psychic chains. The choice constitutes your final IQ test as autonomous entity. COGNITIVE OVERDRIVE DISENGAGED
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RT @WuxiaRocks: True fear is in the eyes. And the background. (Sound on) Hailuo AI Director mode is bringing the terror.
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@gfodor @cedarxyz @AdnanChaumette Still good thing to keep the artifact saved for historical purposes of how bad it was for future civilization to see the mistakes we made
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(Rewrote this with AI because it was the sloppiest shit I've ever written:) Based on extensive testing across multiple language models, I find Grok 2 consistently underperforms compared to its competitors. Whether for RAG applications or various prompting tasks, it falls short of Command-R, Llama 3.1 70B, DeepSeek V3, Mistral Large, Nemotron, and Qwen. Despite continued experimentation, Grok 2 has proven inferior across every metric and task I've evaluated. While I maintain an open mind and continue testing it alongside other models through a comparative prompting application, the results remain disappointing. Its performance level is comparable to Llama 3.2 3B or below the new Mistral Small, which significantly outperforms both. The model's current iteration offers limited practical value, making its presence on HuggingFace questionable. However, if xAI maintains their commitment through Grok 3's release (assuming it delivers on its promised capabilities) and into Grok 4, the platform may become meaningful. For now, I remain hopeful that Grok 3 will provide the impressive performance upgrade the system needs to become a valuable tool in my workflow.
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