Not five seconds after getting out of my Uber some guy with a freshly missing front tooth and bloody mouth asks me to buy him a beer to ease the pain because he just got jumped and lost his wallet. A perfect welcome to New York
thinking of the time when i gave my phone to a guy from tinder so that he could search up his instagram and the most recent searches were all three of his accounts that i had already found
I need to get in my Carrie Bradshaw bag and tweet about my dating life more but I’ve had multiple moments in the past when the guys I’m dating confront me about it 😔