maxie (colonizer) 🥩
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I'm a new woman. But I'm still Mrs. Customer.
Joined May 2021
call me crazy but we should not be shutting down highways for pop stars. put her ass on the local bus.
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remembering when my college friend made Angelina Juulie
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yea go raise that kid you have with your grandpa-husband.
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HUGE news for Russian Jews everywhere: you are now Asian :D.
Mikey Madison poses for a portrait during The Critics Choice Association Celebration Of AAPI Cinema & Television.
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BRING BACK THE FUCKING SNACK WRAPS.
bring back _____.
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BREAKING 🚨: we’ve officially reached 50k likes, the people of the world agree that taylor swift is annoying.
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BREAKING 🚨: we’ve officially reached 125k likes, the people of the world agree that taylor swift is ugly on the inside and the outside.
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tbc she is there because one of the Anora producers, Samantha Quan, is being honored lol.
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KSJDJDKS whyyyy does Azealia have a “Jewcy✡️Diva” necklace 😭
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@computer_gay i really really wanna just sit there across the table looking hot af and listening intently as he talks on end about his treats.
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normally these are so bad so why is this one so good lol.
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IF I CANT FIND THE CURE I'LL.I'LL FIX YOU WITH MY LOVE
lady gaga's THE CURE is actually obikin tbh.
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is he. you know. a friend of Isabelle Huppert? 💁♀️.
Daniel Craig during the Cannes Film Festival (1996)
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sorry you guys can cry and scream and bitch and moan about how he’s not a star and not pretty and everything he does is mid but this is genuinely fucking sexy marketing.
#Twisters continues the legacy of a classic blockbuster with some, well, twists! Dive into the blustery "standalone sequel” with Daisy Edgar-Jones, Glen Powell, Anthony Ramos, and director Lee Isaac Chung in our latest cover story. Story by @PatrickGomezLA
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if nyc is so great why are y'all on twitter all day.
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tom blyth undies dancing drinking minimal shrinkage shaking snow jump gay
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and so it begins. fuck you.
Things have changed
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elvis:.
Priscilla sucks don’t text.
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BREAKING 🚨: we’ve officially reached 200k likes, the people of the world agree that taylor swift betrayed the worker’s revolution.
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actually it's kinda funny how nearly all the oscar frontrunners are awful this year. like historic levels of awful. usually they're at least like. meh to bad.
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reverse cowgirl:.
crouching pussy hidden cock.
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@computer_gay JLKADJSFHSLD is "textile entrepreneur" code for "designs jockstraps that get advertised on instagram".
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BJA getting Tár-ed is i think best case scenario here, but the stephanie koenig piece of it all is so sad - a funny lady engineering her own downfall because she's too career-brained to distance herself from shitty gay guys.
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if ur nervous about texting them just remember that our bodies generally begin the degeneration process around age 24/25.
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@unionfellas @panafrikam enough with this innocent until proven guilty bullshit, ALL billionaires are guilty of crimes against the global south and colonized people, regardless of whether those billionaires themselves are colonized individuals.
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so it's time for me to take my next steps :))) pls share wildly and boldly <3
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grow up and drink a regular coke jesus fucking christ.
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the majority of Cubans support Ana de Armas.
Tefi Pessoa calls out Ana de Armas for dating the stepson of Cuba’s President:. “Ana de Armas, in Madrid, kissing that man, the stepson of a dictator, is a slap in the face of the community that supports her, not even the Latin community, but her Cuban community.”
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@panafrikam also: are we not calling spies “spies” anymore ?? wtf is a “consumer of intelligence” 😭.
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i think people underestimate just how powerful it was for the biggest pop star in the world to out of nowhere drop a surprise nostalgia- and folk-infused pop album in the midst of a global pandemic.
What happened like four years ago that made Taylor Swift go from relatively big pop star to having the most rabidly insane fanbase on Earth almost entirely overnight?.
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happy #TDOV2023 to all my trans family 🥰🫂 i would looooove to get some serious support today !! see below and share to the farthest reaches of the universe
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think a lot of you convinced yourselves over the last ten years that you're Allies to Women and then gave yourselves carte blanche to dismiss, without question, feminist critique of the things you enjoy because you take it as a personal arrow through the chest.
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zendaya can face act but when she speaks she struggles so the silent era COULD live on if we wanted.
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today is my 27th :) for the first time in 4 years, i won't be spending it with friends, but instead with family. and that's because, a month ago, my life fell apart and you all helped keep me afloat and find safety and security. best present ever. i love you all. thank you ♥️.
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the incoherence of this election is astounding. just photocopies of photocopies of history. running on the flimsy memories of party identities from decades past despite merging your platform into the twin of your opponent’s.
Kamala Harris: How much of that wall did he build? I think the last number I saw was about 2%. And then when it came time for him to do a photo op, you know, where he did it? In the part of the wall that President Obama built.
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Demi Moore gonna look up at these and have a heart attack.
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you will never get back the love you were denied as a child, it’s time to grow up and accept that loss and hurt are part of life.
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well girl you better hurry up some of these dudes are on their last leg.
Nicole Kidman on directors she wants to work with next:. “I’ve always said I want to work with [Martin] Scorsese, if he does a film with women. I’d love to work with Kathryn Bigelow… Spike Jones… PTA [Paul Thomas Anderson]. I’ve always wanted to work with Michael Haneke.”
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i guess i’m confused as to when exactly it became passé to raise moral objections…what exactly is the problem either of you has with observation of artists’ political tendencies?
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do you freaks even give a shit what women think of you, do you care that we can see what you take seriously and what you don’t?
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Joan Holloway Harris:.
i miss the days when the worst guy you know went to war and died.
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honestly the most famous person i can think of is Sally Jane Black.
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when was the last time we all agreed something was funny? “girl the strike” ?.
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put down the cigarette. wear something other than loose-fit jeans. eat some carbs. shave your mustache. give your butthole a week to heal. et cetera.
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331k likes is insane. yayyyy for me.
call me crazy but we should not be shutting down highways for pop stars. put her ass on the local bus.
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another case of the best filmmakers have crazy insane taste in movies.
Saoirse Ronan picks her 4 favourite films. • ‘Bridesmaids’.• ‘Dirty Dancing’.• ‘Sister Act’.• ‘Maestro’. (Via @letterboxd)
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my grandmother passed overnight. my mother’s mother. born and raised in a kentucky holler, she moved to Columbus when she met my grandfather while passing through ohio. she endured much pain in her life, but i will remember most her ability to communicate truth with a smile.♥️.
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titanic fans be like "you going to see titanic this week?".
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gen x parents notorious for not passing on life skills to kids; decreased tolerance for stress/challenge/problem-solving in an era where so much *process* can be bought and paid for; internet/social media/influencer culture dominating social education preaches perfectionism; etc.
can anyone explain to me why a bunch of this younger generation seems to have intense amounts of cooking-related anxiety??? bc I have been witness to multiple friends now nearly having anxiety attacks trying to boil pasta like what on earth has done this to y'all.
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care to explain ?
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i believe if we chopper Azealia into Tel Aviv in the dead of night "Israel" will be felled by morning.
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@computer_gay his voice is giving motocross announcer and i need it to pummel my eardrums for a good hour and a half nonstop.
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