YOU WANNA KNOW MY DNI LIST???
NSFW accounts. Proship accounts. Self-harm and eating disorder twitter (Shedtwt). Anyone with an 🔞 emoji in their name. Pedophiles. Zoophiles.
@Alterion_HX4
realistically if sans had an undyne the undying moment he would just not end his turn and do nothing. his literal goal is to get the player to leave the game out of sheer boredom
@FrickEpic
I’LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK
AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR
*dramatic guitar*
LIKE ONE OF THOSE…
LION DOOR KNOCKERS THAT RICH FOLKS GOT
*another dramatic guitar*
THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS
@LAPUTAPANCHIKO
that should not be done at all. especially to impressionable children.
jesus knew people would twist his teachings like a wet towel and it's happening right now
@WarioWorldLand
how schizophrenia actually looks:
i’m gonna make an os which is the third temple prophesied in the bible
i’m gonna make songs about whooping various superheroes’ asses using a bunch of loops on a keyboard
@oreste_comics
the fact god is an axolotl in gravity falls (probably outright confirmed by typing "god" into thisisnotawebsitedotcom) has some pretty horrifying implications for what jesus would've looked like
@limooosin
because apparently the original ulterior motives music video is a sophisticated piece of fine art
no one’s gonna say “exquisite” to that
it’s honestly terrifying how determined the lost media community is
@gherchkin
no. this is slander. ford blushes whenever he passes by the dorito bags at walmart, not whenever he passes by the zoo, the playground, his own family, or the graveyard.
@iDuckFilms
instead of taking mildenhall’s gun do they take his smaller gun and use it to kill the FUCKING angel named FUCKWAD and get sent to THE PLACE WHERE DEMONS BUTTFUCK YOU FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME KNOWN AS FUCKING FOREVER?
@gimmickannoying
rules of twitter
if you find a gimmick account
they will most likely post about random pornos without explanation (and have a blue check)