I invented the Burrito Bumper, the food funnel for sloppy burritos that catches your fallen fillings and carefully crafts a secondary taco for you to enjoy.
I invented the Squatty Slides, The first platform sandals with a retractable base that helps put your legs in the optimal position for doing your business.
I’ve built 215 horrible inventions over the past 21 months. Here are 4 of my favorites: the OneButt Jeans, the TearRings, the Gator Grips, and the Avocado on a stick.
#MyWorstInvention
So the one and only
@SimoneGiertz
DM'd me on Instagram with an invention idea. She said "Fridge Backpack" but I read "Fidget Backpack" - I'm such an idiot.
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I hate when people don’t have their mask over their nose so I invented the Mask-Spenders to keep your mask firmly up at all times. (Idea submitted by
@PhilKmetz
)