Matthew Humpleby
@mattyhumpleby
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2018/19 Scarborough crazy golf champion #hcafc #pccc #milkbeasts
Home is where the tits are
Joined February 2011
29 years ago 59 fans died at bradford, how come there's no minute silence for these today? @premierleague @FA
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With all the shit going on at the club it's just brilliant how this set of players keep performing miracles. Fucking love you city #hcafc.
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1000 Turkish lira for 3 hull city shirts in turkey, were fucking massive
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Campbell's workrate is going to get Abel so many goals this season, Frazier didn't stop running all afternoon.
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Sat watching the tv minding me own business and a fucking bird flew in the living room and made itself feel at home
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@adlovesbeer @bbcapprentice she's stolen someone else's forehead that's for sure, that's just not natural.
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This sums up the proper city fans, not those silly fuckers leaving after 80 minutes http://t.co/bznMSxbgKg.
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There’s a busker in kings cross that takes contactless, down south is fucking mental.
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Clucas was sat behind the dug out and was on his feet shouting at times, not the sort of thing someone does if he's refused to play #hcafc.
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One scouser on train home said city were shit today, it was met with a lot of other scousers telling him to shut the fuck up. Brilliant.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, assem Allam would be the best chairman in the league if it wasn't for all the hull tigers bollox.
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How fucking easy was that, Bolton were fucking minging.
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Can't somebody come in with an offer for diomande, doesn't even have to involve money. Bag of minstrels will do it #hcafc.
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Fair play to derby though, best I've seen play against us this season. Fans were top as well.
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Livermores replacement bound to be an African lad built like a brick shithouse that has no footballing ability and costs about 750k.
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It does fucking matter to players like quinny, unfortunately pricks like huddlestone are the exact opposite http://t.co/OPUTBZps9o.
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So now you can't be happy with citys transfers and be no to hull tigers according to some fans. What a load of bollox #CTWD.
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Manchester is red trending in London tells you all you need to know about them scum bastards.
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Pub is playing marching on together after the quiz, reckon I need a new local.
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The last fortnight has been the hardest I’ve ever known but coming out the other end without doing something stupid has been massive for me! Fortunately everything is sound again but my heads still fucked.
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Why the fuck did I agree to be Santa at work on Sunday morning, absolutely dreading it.
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Quite pathetic how buzzing they were beating 9 men when they’ve a budget 10x ours!.
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Knocking about with a load of Leeds fans today has not been fun but they love mentioning little old hull city! Hope they enjoy their 4 seasons in the premier league!.Autumn, winter, spring and summer.
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A bird with about three teeth just kissed me and wished me a happy Christmas, I really hope Christmas gets better than this.
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Sam clucas has been unbelievable, class above everyone on the pitch.
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I’ve gone from never playing cricket again to being captain for a game in the space of about 8 days! Its no joke this director of cricket role.
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Without doubt the best line in commentary here is ‘ Luke Parkin crosses the line there, there’s no need to celebrate like that’ love it @parko9.
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Sky sports news saying slutsky likely to make changes from Tuesday at donny, no fucking shit Sherlock.
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Enjoyed the banter with Everton fans during game and then on train after, best fans at KC this season IMO, Newcastle a close second.
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That’s dry January dealt with, it’s been fucking tough at times but I’m genuinely quite proud of myself for doing it and raising a few quid for charity. Back to normality now and getting into questionable states most weekends
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For some reason I’m sat in the front room dressed as a priest and wearing an army hat but nobody has questioned it. Is anything acceptable during this lockdown?.
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Apparently windass would only cost 2m from rangers, that’s absolute peanuts these days and surely he’d prefer #hcafc over Ipswich.
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Cunts that put mayo on their breakfast can get in the fucking bin.
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Arsenal fans can take the piss all they want but they need to remember little old hull city took them to extra time and deserved more.
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The black managers debate is ridiculous. if they were good managers they would be in work, nothing to do with colour.
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A lot of united fans tweeting during game, WI-FI must be good at old trafford.
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@pmacca15 please make sure you and quinny get new contracts and also make sure Brady stays, you lads are fucking hero's.
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Letter after the quiz complaining I drink while reading the quiz out, if they think a letter is gonna stop me they don't know me at all 🍺🍺.
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I lost my grandad who was one of the most amazing men I met to #MND and now a childhood hero of mine who I had on the back of my shirt is fighting this horrible disease! I just wish I could do more.
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#BestFootballChants hey i just met you and this is crazy, weres your hair gone, jonjo shelvey.
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Not only is football coming home but so is cricket! Chuffed for the man @RossKettlewell7 for his wickets but am buzzing for the run man @allen_jacques different gravy that kid #wcaw.
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@DannyBoyQ think city fans only rate keepers based on penalty shoot outs. Marshall and mcgregor both better than eldin but they can't see it.
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Not sure if everyone knows or cares but we’ve beat them thornbury cunts today! My team are fucking class.
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Good luck to the lad that came into work with a lass just after we’d shut and asked if we had a machine that sold johnnys in the toilets.
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As I've said before, I've slated grosicki this season and I believe rightfully so but I'd rather he was our player this season #hcafc.
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Just realises tomorrow is 1st October and now I’m regretting saying I was gonna try sober October.
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Liverpool for the weekend with my lass and it took 9 hours for someone to offer me gear, few years ago it was half that time! Country is on its arse.
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In the last 24 hours I’ve gone from my lowest point in lockdown to my highest! The people there for you now are the sort of people you want in your life.
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Januzai=cunt.Young=cunt.Cleverley=cunt.Welbeck=cunt.Evra=cunt.Rooney=cunt.Valencia=cunt.Manchester united= cunts.
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They've scored 7 and shane long still hasn't got any? Hahaha.
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I get why people aren't excited for city tonight with all the shit going on but I can't wait me. Doesn't get much bigger than this #hcafc.
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Robertson was brilliant tonight for Scotland, has to start against spurs.
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Newcastle much the better team tonight, they'll walk that championship this season.
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Jonesy is in a mood With me cos in her dream I cheated on her with a 34 year old Slovakian, Will never get my year around how birds minds work.
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Waking up knowing I don’t have to go to work for the foreseeable.
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One of the worst games of football I've watched but probably the best away day I've had #hcafc.
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Anyone that says loan players don't care should look at @29_JL reaction at full time yesterday, felt so gutted for him #BruceySignHimUp.
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Absolutely gutted, the bloke achieved what looked impossible two years in a row. Clubs on its arse.
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Just found out I’ve been in my job 5 years and two days proving it’s true what they say that time really does fly when you’re doing fuck all with your life.
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Brilliant Valentine's Day advice from my taxi driver 'stay single pal cos wankings cheaper'.
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Dan batty scores on Halifax debut, has anyone checked that @StuWallis hasn’t injured himself celebrating.
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Might have just broke up a marriage but who gives a fuck when city and farsley have won,you ulllll.
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I can not wait for the first pint of stinky when all this is over.
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School of rock on in the staff room on my break, absolute belter this.
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Phil Taylor is the greatest ever darts player but it’s a shame he’s such a cunt.
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Torvill and Dean shaking in their boots after seeing this.
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Finally had chance to sit and have a Christmas drink with me dad. Nobody better to talk shite to.
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Just imagine being a Leicester fan tonight though, stuff every fan dreams of.
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