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@mattybobpais
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1 year
Looking camp(ing) right in the eye
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@mattybobpais
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4 months
This show is light-years ahead of Selling Sunset (to ME)
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@mattybobpais
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3 years
Stumbled across this headline from last year... 🤔
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@mattybobpais
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3 years
I’ve spent the past nine seasons defending Porsha just for her to turn around & start dating Falynn’s husband 😭 I am exhausted #RHOA
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@mattybobpais
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4 years
I blame Erika Jayne for all of this
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@mattybobpais
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3 years
I didn’t have Joe officially surpassing Nick as the hottest JoBro on my 2021 bingo card, but here we are
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@mattybobpais
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1 year
Same thirst trap set up, different day
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@mattybobpais
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9 months
If Lisa Barlow is gonna do anything, it’s serve in a midi length dress with a chunky ass heel at a reunion #RHOSLC
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@mattybobpais
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1 year
Gatekeeping how red my face was after my run
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2 years
Jackie said that an affair would end her marriage & Melissa has talked about how her father’s infidelity destroyed her family, yet both are constantly defending Margaret’s affair & blast Jennifer for condemning it #RHONJ
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@mattybobpais
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6 months
IG close friends saw the uncropped version 🤪
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@mattybobpais
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10 months
G’night 🫶🏻
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@mattybobpais
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1 year
Two years ago today in Palm Springs 🙇🏻‍♂️🌴
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@mattybobpais
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8 years
#POTUSonABC here we go...
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@mattybobpais
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4 years
The Last Great American Dynasty
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@mattybobpais
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8 years
The women can say whatever they want about @vgunvalson , but she's the only self-made woman on the show #RHOC #TeamVicki
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@mattybobpais
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1 year
I am once again having a glass of wine before bed
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@mattybobpais
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1 month
NO parking! Any time!
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@mattybobpais
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5 years
Sonja Morgan as toaster ovens: a thread ✨ #RHONY
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@mattybobpais
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8 months
@c0untesslumann As if everything is working out swimmingly for Lisa and her one baby daddy
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8 years
Heather's entire storyline this season was that Terry is an absentee dad & now she's defending him saying he's not an absentee dad??? #RHOC
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@mattybobpais
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2 years
A classic
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2 years
In honor of ‘The Wendy Williams Show’ ending, tell us your favorite moment from the iconic daytime talk show!
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@mattybobpais
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3 months
Pride month kickoff in PHL 🌈
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1 year
Idk I’m kind of liking Raquel more after this episode 🫣 #PumpRules
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@mattybobpais
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4 months
Playing around with my new (old) camera
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9 months
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@taynextdoor
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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1 year
Hey
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@mattybobpais
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6 months
Hey from the pontoon
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1 year
Hi from the Poconos
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11 months
This is insane actually
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@mattybobpais
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4 years
😌
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1 year
Just checking in
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1 year
😀
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@capricorndemonx
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1 year
MEN. DO. NOT. HAVE. PRETTY. SMILES.
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3 years
This kills me every time #RHOM
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@mattybobpais
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7 years
Chanel VS. Walmart #MetGala
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@mattybobpais
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5 years
This certainly hasn’t aged well 😅 #RHOBH
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@mattybobpais
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5 months
In like a lion -> out like a lamb
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1 year
Not a want, but a NEED
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Taron Egerton and Ariana Grande are being considered for the roles of Hercules and Megara in the live-action of ‘Hercules’, according to insider Daniel RPK.
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@mattybobpais
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2 months
Sweating out last night’s decisions
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8 months
I audibly gasped
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@mattybobpais
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3 years
Haven’t we suffered enough
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3 years
Demi Lovato teases an announcement with @PeacockTV coming tomorrow.
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1 year
Arm day ✅
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9 months
Merry Christmas btw
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8 months
The way these are approximately half the size of my cheek
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@mattybobpais
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5 years
In the presence of an icon 🐕 #LucyLucyAppleJuicy #RHOBH
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1 year
Missed you, Barry’s PHL. Mean it!
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2 years
This delivery was almost as cringe as when Jackie dry heaved “I win” while holding back sobs
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“I’ve been right about Siggy, I was right about Danielle and I’ll be right about Luis.” 😮‍💨 #RHONJ
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1 year
It’s giving Spahn Ranch
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1 year
We have fallen so far from grace
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Netflix has released the new promo for ‘Elite’ Season 7.
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4 years
Running late Shit, my mask
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3 years
@ryanbailey25 It’s actually really gross for him to say anything about her publicly that’s less than stellar
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1 year
Just a boy and his espresso martini
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1 year
Finally posting from this weekend in honor of my bestie’s bday 🥳
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@mattybobpais
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9 years
Turks & Caicos is making Scary Island look like summer camp #RHONY @Andy @Bravotv
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@mattybobpais
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2 years
Who is very quickly becoming an all-star Housewife? #RHOM
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11 months
Hey
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6 months
Yeehaw
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Let’s see a pic of you wearing a hat
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1 year
NJ Transitcore 🤎
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3 months
Blue for brunch
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@mattybobpais
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5 years
It’s a sad day when you realize that every time Vicki Gunvalson appears on camera in the upcoming season of #RHOC her lower third will read: “Vicki Tamra’s Friend” 😭
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6 years
Without a doubt, @SonjatMorgan is the most entertaining Houswife in the entire franchise - she doesn’t need to do anything but be herself #RHONY
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1 month
This is insane
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8 years
@ShannonBeador @Andy coming from the person who's played a victim the last three seasons 😂😩
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7 months
The pregame for eating my weight in chocolate 🫶🏻
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8 years
Flipping back & forth between #RHOC & the #PresidentialDebate & I really can't tell the difference 😅
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9 months
Vegas throwback
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Post run, pre-shower
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11 months
A tux, but y’all get the point
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Let’s see a picture of you in suit.
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1 year
In hindsight, I could sense something was off the moment she took my pumptini order #PumpRules
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4 years
Jen saying she feels like Mary took the legs out from under her after their hospital saga was certainly not lost on me #RHOSLC
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1 year
Tell that to her
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With Stanley Tucci by your side, you can’t help but win.
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2 years
Ashley’s friend Deborah recounting her experience with Chris Bassett #RHOP
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1 year
NJ Transit, we unfortunately meet again
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2 months
And while you are in high school, I am in an Uber to Brooklyn (also trying to make some money in this economy)
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1 year
This is objectively the worst song I’ve ever heard
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7 years
The fact that @Kandi is credited as a songwriter on Shape of You 😩🙌🏼 #RHOA
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