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@matty_leww
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5 years
Top banter #lufc #dcfc 😂
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
“Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.” #ncfc All the best Timm 👊🏼
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“Dad, tell me about Pukki and Buendia..” #ncfc
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6 years
I finally get the reference #ncfc #itfc
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matt hoff lewendon
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Kenny McLeeeaaaan #ncfc
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Pretty sure you've covered that Tesco.
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matt hoff lewendon
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Never forget Stuart Webber made a £1m profit on Marley Watkins #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
Liverpool sold Dominic Solanke to Bournemouth for nearly £20m before he’d kicked a ball in the Premier League. Norwich want the same for their first choice LB after a season in the same league and suddenly we’re greedy. Moronic journalism and fan base.
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Always nice to see Villa losing. Should never HAVE sacked Dean Smith
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@MgAvfc
VillaMick 🇵🇸
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Always nice to see Norwich losing should never of sacked Dean Smith. #Norwich #NCFC
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matt hoff lewendon
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Ipswich will be the opening game on Match of the Day tonight for the first time in 29 years….when they lost 9-0 at Man Utd. Enjoy it, Town fans.
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
If Emi Buendia played on his own against Ipswich I’d expect him to get at least a draw.
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
Emiliano Buendía #ncfc 😂
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
Norwich have won more Premier League games this season that Ipswich have in 20 years 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Norwood has scored two goals more than the entirety of the Budgie squad in December. #itfc #participants
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
This Leeds cream-fest from Sky is nauseating. 0-4 down and they’re wonderful, whereas Norwich last season were naive.
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matt hoff lewendon
6 months
Just bumped into Kieffer Moore at Wroxham Barns
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matt hoff lewendon
8 years
Think my exclusive photo of today's directors box puts to bed the rumours re the next #ncfc manager...
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
🎶 The Wagnerbus is coming And everybody's jumping Tim Krul, Teemu, Jonny Rowe A Norwich City disco Nunez the man from Chile Big Omobamidele So if you like to party Get on and move your body 🎶 #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Don’t forget Dean Smith kept Villa up with a net budget of £200m and because the FA forgot to turn the goal line tech on.
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
Scotland 2-0 up in Austria. On comes their wonder boy Billy Gilmour. 2-2.
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
2 titles in 3 seasons... #hmsptl #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
“Farke’s on a horse What a great team to support We’ve got Ajer, Rashica and Krul Billy Gilmour can’t stop catching colds Staying up!” #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Didn’t Stuart Webber say, when he initially appointed Farke, that the footballing philosophy he’d bring to the club would carry on even when DF left? And that he had managers lined up who would carry it on. I’m not sure ‘Deano and Shakey’ have any footballing philosophy #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
Oh,TalkSPORT…’ave a listen #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
“Say that any disconnect between the fans and the club is actually the crowds fault for not giving the players something to work with..” #ncfc
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2 years
Ipswich playing at home in their biggest local derby for years. Goes to watch Norwich.
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
At this rate I’ll be buying both the Norwich and Ipswich Season Review DVDs.
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
@GaryLineker Bet he scores a cracker.
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
Why is there so much hysteria amongst the Ipswich fan base? They’re 4th in their division and right in the mix. They don’t know how good they’ve got it. Other similar sized clubs, like Morecombe and Walsall, would love to be in their position.
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
I remember when Norwich were sponsored by Colman’s and all I ended up doing was eating jar after jar after jar of mustard.
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
Emi Buendia is the best ever Norwich player.
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matt hoff lewendon
5 months
Matt Le Tissier at Wembley today. Sat watching the changing weather conditions.
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Imagine having Clive Tyldesley, Ally McCoist and Jon Champion and even Seb Hutchinson but deciding to go with Matterface and Dixon. It’s like putting Otamendi up front instead of Messi.
@CliveTyldesley
Clive Tyldesley
2 years
My 8th World Cup in the job of my dreams and the first time I’m going to be home before England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿! Thank you for your company x
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
Norwich could actually relegate Ipswich on February 10th.
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
To be fair to Ipswich, Norwich struggled in their first season after signing a whole host of new players. We take the piss, but it does take time to gel. I still expect this new Town side to come good next season and really push for promotion back to League 1. Trust the process.
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
I’d go as far as saying that today was the best 90mins under Farke? #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
Norwich have lost six league games so far this season. Three of those were in August. That’s some run.
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
You’re trying to tell me Paul Lambert isn’t having an affect on the English game?
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
After seeing James Maddison’s first half performance at Old Trafford, Spurs now value Aston Villa’s Jack Grealish at £1.75m.
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matt hoff lewendon
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Loaned out twice when, presumably, deemed not good enough. Spent £30m+ on wingers to replace him. All those have since been sent out on loan. £14m then spent last summer to get promoted. And now a new 2 year deal for Hernandez. Sums up the mess at #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
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Norwich (C) 6 defeats all season of which 3 were in August. 2 away defeats all season. 63 (sixty-three) points ahead of Ipswich. Ipswich (R) What. A. Season
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
Can’t tell you how much I’m going to miss my little Argentinian husband #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
1 year
Damn those bloody onside goals, Deano!
@footballdaily
Football Daily
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🗣️ "Two goals against us marginally onside and a free-kick that shouldn't have been." ❌ Dean Smith feels Leicester City were hard done by against Liverpool tonight
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
“Don’t ya know pump it up, win the League with Lukas Rupp” #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
Hope Liam Rosenior gets promoted to Sky’s Prem coverage next season. A class act.
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
Teemu Pukki baby. And baby 😍 #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
This is how the media, outside of Norfolk, see the EFL Championship table. And I really couldn’t care less #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
@dakBAFC @classicshirts A false number nine 🤪
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
Norwich have as many wins as Ipswich have points 😂 #ncfc #itfc
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
Gary Neville is by far the best television pundit around. Absolutely spot on re Norwich.
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
Not Ipswich.
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
6 years
MORNING QUIZ: Can you name every team to be promoted to the Premier League in the last 14 years?
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
Emi Buendia PL goals for Nodge - 1 Josh Sargent PL goals for Nodge - 2 #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
Such a shame that, as Norwich fans, we’ll never get to go to a Premier League away game as enjoyable as Norwich (a)
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
Reading a Pinkun article on your phone..
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matt hoff lewendon
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I haven’t lost my shit after a goal as much as I did when Idah scored. He was prime van Nistlerooy today #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
Utd’s tea lady gets Covid - game postponed. 4 first team Nodge players out because of Covid - carry on, lads. #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Nodge managers’ win percentages Peter Grant 33.3% (54 games) Glenn Roeder 30.77% (65) Dean Smith 26.53% (49)
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
Lord Nelson was 5’6”. His statue is 17’4”. That’s Horatio of 3:1.
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
“Yo-yo, yo y-yo-yo, yo y-yo-yo, yo-yo Norwich City!”
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
Imagine waiting 30 years for a title then deciding to set fireworks off at one of your city’s landmarks. That’d be like Norwich fans aiming them at the Catherdral or Castle. Or, say, Ipswich fans launching them at the umm....errr.....the errr.....um...Primark?
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matt hoff lewendon
8 years
Ipswich Town fans, you may be first on Match of the Day for the first time in 127 years tonight! Surely that warrants another star?
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matt hoff lewendon
9 months
Thankfully, we kept Onel
@PremSportsTV
Premier Sports
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What a way to win a shootout 😱 Christos Tzolis scores a Panenka penalty to send Fortuna Düsseldorf to the DFB-Pokal Semi-Finals 🔴⚪️
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matt hoff lewendon
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Why does Todd Cantwell have to play for the U23s because he ‘allegedly’ isn’t putting in and isn’t ready for the Premier League but there’s no evidence so far that Daniel Farke is either. He’s currently putting together one of the worst #ncfc showings during a season ever.
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matt hoff lewendon
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18th Feb 2018. “Owwwwww, noooooo!” #ncfc #itfc
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
Caught the last 15/20mins of the Ipswich game and I have to admit, I really enjoyed it. Few meaty challenges, punches thrown a real feisty affair. Got to love non league football.
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matt hoff lewendon
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Sell Buendia. Ok he wanted to go. Sign Tzolis and Rashica to add to our attacking options of Cantwell and Dowell in his position. Plays non of them. Ok.
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
“Honey, I shrunk the greengrocer!” #CelebrityMasterchef
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
If all these new #ncfc signings play as well as they do on their YouTube clips there’s no reason Nodge can’t win the World Cup this season.
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
Imagine being Dean Smith, turning around to look at your bench and seeing Placheta as your only attacking option
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
Where has this lad gone. Such a shame.
@bradb_
Brad
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Three years on from this, it should have been the first of many, many great season in Yellow and Green. Instead, it’s ending in a loan to a club with a stadium smaller than half of League One. Crazy. #NCFC
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
Onel beads?
@mattjohnson333
Matt Johnson
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Forget Argos. Onel has discovered Ann Summers. Can’t see that one being advertised on the big screen at Carrow Road 😂 #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
Sounds like Paul Lambert is leaving Ipswich. Job done, Paul, job done.
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matt hoff lewendon
6 months
Whatever happens today, this is the absolute worst Ipswich away end I’ve ever heard. It’s dead. Full of West Ham #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
9 months
Imagine if, the much maligned, David Wagner won promotion and the messiah, Kieran McKenna, missed out.
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Love footage from Colney #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Honestly, how do these players pass their medicals and who does them? Dr. Dre?
@paddyjdavitt
Paddy Davitt
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Hayden to miss start of season. Had an op yesterday to ‘clean out the knee.’ #NCFC
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
1 hour into stag do - already in full Ipswich kit plus shin pads. Feel free to unfollow.
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
@FootballCliches People being amazed when a sub goalie comes on and has a good game. Like they’ve just plucked Billy from the crowd.
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matt hoff lewendon
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Norwich City - single handedly winning the league for Liverpool #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
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Imagine if we passed the ball to a Teemu Pukki #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Jacob Sorensen is the most fan overhyped Norwich player since Kyle Lafferty.
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matt hoff lewendon
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This can’t be good, Giannoulis in a wheelchair…. #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
What legal proceedings do I need to go through to adopt Emi Buendía? #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
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I do feel for Remi Matthews but you’ve got to be Krul to be kind #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
1 year
Looking forward to having on drink in here on 28mins when we’re 0-2 against Hull.
@NorwichCityFC
Norwich City FC
1 year
It’s launch day 🦁🏰
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matt hoff lewendon
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I see #itfc are close to furloughing their non playing staff. Off-field employees this will affect include the kit men, admin staff, groundsman, tea lady and Luke Chambers.
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matt hoff lewendon
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He’s right though. Leeds have Man City (a) next week. Sheff Utd have Liverpool (a) while lucky ole Norwich are at home to Concord Rangers U18s..
@DoctorT1992
Dr.T
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#lufc No easy games but for me today is the toughest one remaining. Blades have very tough games. Norwich never seem to ever play anyone tough.
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Dean Smith would coach Lionel Messi into Danny Cadamarteri
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matt hoff lewendon
2 years
Argos click and collect three points #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
6 years
Score against a 34 y/o winger in goal.
@IpswichTown
IPSWICH TOWN
6 years
Couldn’t*
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matt hoff lewendon
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@NorwichCityFC So I’ve been paying £500+ for 10 years but a Liverpool fan from Beccles can pay a one off £50 for a membership and have a better chance at getting away tickets? Oh right. Cheers.
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matt hoff lewendon
4 years
Fixed it for you, Kenny 👍🏼 #ncfc
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matt hoff lewendon
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That season Ipswich finished above Norwich on goal difference
@HLTCO
HLTCO
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Naples is going off. I can’t imagine anyone will be turning up for work in the morning.
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matt hoff lewendon
3 years
Add that Bali Mumba goal into January’s #ncfc GOTM competition
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matt hoff lewendon
5 years
Fuck a ban, Trybull’s missus is on the pitch - see ya later, fuckeeeerrrrrssss! #ncfc
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