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Matty Stratton 🦋 @matty.wtf

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If there are any opportunities at your organization, I would appreciate any and all referrals (employee referrals as 1000x more effective than just applying on the website, so your help is very appreciated!
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I’m not posting here much anymore but I will do so to share the cool news that @StefGregoles and I got engaged over the weekend, over pancakes 🥞
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Flexing on AI in this t-shirt from @LastWeekinAWS ! Get yours at Proceeds benefit 826 National
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RT @BenjaminCrew1: If anyone is looking for an escape today I've got a fresh post putting the characters of Mad Men in 2024 to see how they…
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RT @racheljanfaza: You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: AK, CA, CO, CT, HI, ID, IL, IA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MT, NV…
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RT @ElieNYC: Women = Arya Stark. Black People = The Unsullied Puerto Ricans = The Hound when he decides to not run away from the fire Liz…
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RT @Schwarzenegger: I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politician…
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RT @David_Leavitt: It was foretold in the prophecies
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RT @rvnefox_: I’m begging y’all to go to this person’s account and see all the community notes on every single tweet I’m laughing so fuckin…
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@editingemily Yes but two amazing faces
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Note: the fact that my profile says “No, my name’s Clarence” does not mean that’s my name. It simply means that Paul’s Boutique is a banger of a record.
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RT @ArmandDoma: genuinely dude she is the Vice President of the United States and you are a podcaster. this is absolute diva behavior
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RT @makeupfakelove: "because River is not here"😭😭😭
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RT @altonbrown: @tripttyk What's especially horrible is that it was blocked in my feed so I couldn't even see it. Friends had to tell me.
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RT @PamKeithFL: FUN FACT: Each of us who support Kamala are de facto surrogates for her campaign. So we have to have the talking points a…
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RT @kath2cats: Ah apparently Alton Brown has been this guy for a long time and maybe always The Taste of Disillusionment | The Clean Platt…
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