BIG WONGO is master of retain
BIG WONGO only buy $BITCOIN
BIG WONGO not jeet $BITCOIN
BIG WONGO not jeet SprotoGremlins
BIG WONGO future whale
#HarryPotterObamaSon
The 150+ ETH bull case for
@sprotogremlins
will solely happen from the fact that you can instantly recognize these legends with their unique, distinctive profile pictures. No longer necessary to check names to see who's vibing with your posts.
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BIG WONGO just hit 100 beautiful followers in a very short period of time, and there are still people fading
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
and
@sprotogremlins
When paradigms shift, you gotta go fast...
Welcome to
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
daily math lesson for all friends of memecoin opportunities:
I also use my account as a tool to measure real community vibe: followers to interactions ratio is currently 425976.5% higher than what the most notorious accounts on CT get
💯🪄
Cancelling
@hpos10iETH
meme culture because of an organized reporting crime against humanity is deeply illogical and proof for huge improvement potential of your basic human interaction interface,
@elonmusk
- FREE $BITCOIN
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$shib during peak bull was $40billion mc.
$doge during peak bull was $80billion mc.
$BITCOIN is sitting just under $15m marketcap.
For $BITCOIN to catch shib ath, 2666x from here.
For $BITCOIN to catch doge ath, 5333x from here.
Time to swap for
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Welcome to
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
daily math lesson for all friends of memecoin opportunities:
$BITCOIN is the top gainer asset in the $100M+ market cap class over the last 7 days, and especially in the $150M+ class. Won’t even start talking about Sproto Gremlins…
WYD?
Welcome to
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
daily math lesson for all friends of memecoin opportunities:
🟦 Community > everything
🟥 Community driven memetics > centralized memetics
🟨 Several thousand autistic artists and shitposters > one OG comic artist not even getting royalties
Just give your intuition 1 second
to realize which ticker community
100% of retail
will sympathize with
it's called the HPOS10i consensus
Study lore, and delivery.
Do you accept the truth?
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Owning $BITCOIN is one of the strongest FUCK YOUS to all the shady scammy extracting fake ass hypocrites that this space must get rid off
YOU CAN‘T CANCEL US!
YOU CAN‘T COPY US!
YOU WILL ONLY FAIL AND OUT YOURSELF AS THE FAKE FUCK YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
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Welcome to
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
daily math lesson for all friends of memecoin opportunities:
$BITCOIN has the same daily volume as the leading memecoin, but a 26x lower mc. A potential 100x with the leading memecoin becomes a potential 2600x with HPOS10I
Math lesson over
Since I’ve been putting notifications on for
@Sprotofy
, my daily wake-up ritual has become laughing at least 20 minutes about all the hilarious new outputs propagating
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
into internet and meme history. You can’t even imagine what is being built here…
let me show you something,
this is what an OG SprotoGremlin
non-cooomer collection must look like
I A M N O T F U C K I N G S E L L I N G
I R E T A I N
I A M
B I G W O N G O
W E A R E
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Look. Since I got my first $BITCOIN on May 22, I’m constantly surrounded by beautiful people uplifting others doing awesome stuff every single fucking day of the week, I don’t even care about money anymore this is the ride of my life!
YOU ARE THE GIFT
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Two years ago, this little guy appeared in front of my appartement. We had an intense metaphysic inter species thought wave interaction, I was stunned and felt blessed at the same time. I couldn’t yet imagine that a hedgehog would change my life…
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The often mentioned „CRACK“ in the
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
lore isn’t necessarily referring to baked coke, but rather describes a jeet shakeout chart recovery pattern, as the boomer „V“ wasn’t fast enough to describe it.
Gotta go (really) fast.
WHAT‘S THE TICKER?
rumor has it that gigachad
@brian_armstrong
wanted to call his baby COINYEBASE, but got an instant cease and desist order by Ye. Told my very smol alpha group on March 23 that this time the $COINYE story is different than in 2014
study BIG WONGO's bio
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The only real question in crypto rn is will Kanye 10 years later also sue Bald Man for hosting
@coinye_westcoin
on Base and Bald Man then sue
@coinye_westcoin
for being a rebel 🟡 coin on 🔵 uniform consensus chain?
And you don’t have enough $BITCOIN
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Tbh who in crypto needs an Elon tweet if you can be in Vitalik’s AI🤝Crypto opportunity thesis instead?
insanely higher
agunghillions
WHAT’S THE TICKER?
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
Sproto Gremlins are the billionaire pirates with medical degrees, turning into vampires every evening and into werewolves at full moon, that’s why beautiful people just can’t stop following them…
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@Eljaboom
It’s surprising how disconnected from crypto reality 99.9% of the boomer bull run waitards are. If you’re looking for THE meme coin, you want memes made by 10k+ holders all day, $10M daily volume at $170M market cap and $69B bull case, and this chart:
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A valid theory is that vibes with
@hpos10iETH
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are so good that the retain Egregore will totally forget about monetary value and just vibe 24/7 at $69 per $BITCOIN instead of just coooming for lesser pleasures
Only in $BITCOIN
Do meme devs
Invest 3 days
In making
A 3 second
GIF
true meme lord chads ✊
has your meme coin memes like this?
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Today, somewhere in Lagos, Nigeria, my Alfred E. Sprotogremlin has been painted on a wall by
@Williams972384
🙏, and will make people wonder what, why, and especially: how
Ticker $BITCOIN is the endgame
And it manifests
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@blknoiz06
ticker $BITCOIN and
@sprotosports
are not only building wells in Nigeria, but also create the infrastructure to entertain new generations of influencer gladiator arena fans. On Feb 23, the
@RealHPOS10I
dev will fight Bitboy Crypto in Mexico City, hbu guys?
At one point you thought to yourself
"Damn, they won't stop shilling it at 3m and now it's at 30m, I missed it"
Later you'll say "damn, I saw them shilling it at 30m and it's now at 1B, I missed it..."
Sprotos will never stop shilling $BITCOIN
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At one point you thought to yourself
“Damn, i saw that at 3m and now it’s at 30m, i missed it”
Later you’ll say “damn, i saw that at 30m and it’s now at 1B, i missed it”
And on and on and on and on
DNF
Did Not Finish
You’re absolutely right
We’re only just getting started
WHAT’S THE TICKER AGAIN?
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
Not your keys, not your $BITCOIN
self custody exists for a reason
FIRST YOU RETAIN. THEN YOU WIN.
What did 99% of your crypto superstar projects promise, and finally give you:
📌a bag of exit diarrhea?
📌chapter 11 patience?
📌Gary G excuses?
📌a dead ghostchain?
📌no memes?
📌pics of founders on yachts?
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
doesn’t promise anything, it delivers 24/7
🌍 HPOS10I TICKER BITCOIN PEACE AND FUN GLOBAL INITIATIVE UPDATE 🌎
INSANELY MASSIVE NEWS!!! 🚨
We are proud to announce our two Nigerian kids soccer teams just received their FULL
@sprotogremlins
ticker BITCOIN KIT!!!!!⚽️
So happy they’re psyched!! 🥹🔥
🎥:
@sloboda
One of the biggest life hacks for successful living is mastering extension of your attention span. It’s fundamental for staying on track and getting the big rewards. Unfuck yourself from a 3sec attention span, it ruins your life and your wallet…
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Vitalik selling 1000 ticker $BITCOIN (a small % of his bag) is:
- a historic moment, just like Bitcoinpizza, but 10 times cheaper despite inflation
- the proof that $BITCOIN works better on Ethereum
- a wink from the creator of our purpose in life
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Look, jeets. Being rich will always stay a dream for you. And at the peak of your dream, you’ll jeet off with the slightest stimulation of your desperate imagination, and get rolled back in the morning by a bald mfer licking your wet face.
$BITCOIN
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Look: Jeets now have less to none $BITCOIN. They will be forgotten as quickly as their short body fluid episodes. Pffft ngmi.
BIG WONGO now has more $BITCOIN. He will be part of the Egregore history in the making.
What do you choose?
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Uncancelable.
Look: artchick has like 150k+ followers and could be seen as a simple “influencer” by some midfluencers. She isn’t. She has way more impact. And if she’s saying she doesn’t like Sproto Gremlins, and price continues to go up
THIS IS THE FIRST REALLY DECENTRALIZED COLLECTION EVER!
Sproto gremlins have hit 1eth 📈🚀
These NFTs are interesting cause they are created using AI, have no traits, and were given away for free!
These were never promised, there was no hype, and now everyone is scrambling to get their hands on one
Personally, I don't like them 🤷♀️
Bullish on BASE, it honeypotted some jeets’ liquidity so they can’t soil our $BITCOIN anymore, thank you bald man for helping imprison jeets, now send them straight to sequencer breakdown and burn the bridges
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Rumor has it that
@x
- after rebranding the retweet function to REQUOTE, will soon rebrand the bookmark function to RETAIN!!!
X (=10), RETAIN… just do the math!
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Now just sitting here waiting for
@elonmusk
next $BITCOIN tweet…
BIG WONGO will share a veyyy secret secret with you:
This is how BIG WONGO has set up his $BITCOIN chart
BIG WONGO thinks BIGGER
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@KrakenNFT
Dear KrakenNFT. Big Wongo thinks that it’d be very advantageous to have a winner collection on the rear wing, not one of the 72+ obvious losers. Nobody wants to lose the race in racing because of a failing NFT collection on a rear wing. Gotta go fast
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This is what motivates me.. a HPOS10I Sproto Gremlin.
I want one so fucking badly, it’s the ultimate status symbol of wealth and success
Imagine walking in a room looking like a sproto, everyone instantly identifies you as a successful businessman and respects you
I want it
This is what motivates me.. a HPOS10I Sproto Gremlin.
I want one so fucking badly, it’s the ultimate status symbol of wealth and success
Imagine walking in a room looking like a sproto, everyone instantly identifies you as a successful businessman and respects you
I want it
Vitalik fixing injustice in reply to my favorite high-traction feminist Sproto Gremlin Jeanne d’Artchick is the biggest early birthday gift BIG WONGO could receive
There is hope for a better world
He even got the ticker right
In tears of joy rn 🥲
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Dyslexia can lead to business failures! Imagine if Apple had accidentally turned into Coastalblackgooseberry! Name the child by its name,
@MEXC_Official
- let’s spell the ticker together, slowly:
$ B I T C O I N
now a bit faster, but deeper:
$BITCOIN
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@ColeThereum
Cole, you can always remain a Pepe super fan, it’s just that after the inevitable transition you’ll feel as fresh as in April 2023, and won’t depend on some single lunatic tweeting anymore. You’ll then depend on 9000+ lunatics.
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Time to slurp $BITCOIN
Satoshi’s first thought when meditating over the Cypherpunk’s heritage was
ハリー・ポッターオバマソニック10犬
He then launched Bitcoin to provoke the world elites and distract them with fomo, so that the Egregore can scoop up the real $BITCOIN
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
Next up only part of the cycle the word BULL RUN will be replaced with SONIC RUN for better understanding wtf actually happens
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ticker is $BITCOIN, baby! 🟦🟥🟨
In a moment of Egregore enlightenment, I have come to the violently shocking conclusion that not even 10,000 people know how to make it this cycle. We must help the remaining 7.888 billion people, it is our duty. Gotta go fast!
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Ticker is $BITCOIN
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
will revolutionize metrics by introducing the
TRUE CULTURE TO MARKET VALUATION RATIO
where it will lead the market from the very beginning with a TC:MV of ∞:1
Gotta go fast!
Only 31 more followers to 888 and BIG WONGO going private for good.
If we never met, I’m sorry 🥲
If we did: welcome aboard, let’s explore abundance together!
Gotta go fast
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This is my sad stoner Sproto Gremlin Hank, he’s here to comfort you:
The problem with being alpha is
- they hate you because they first didn’t believe you
- then they hate you because they didn’t see your earlier tweets
- they hate you again at 10k+ followers because you’re too big to be alpha
Then they buy at $1
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The sum of the top 5 gainer percentage is destroyed by what $BITCOIN did in the last 24h, and you’re still looking at last cycle boomer large caps
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@0xmule
The one that
FUCKS UP THE WHOLE PAGE LAYOUT just as it will FUCK UP THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF HISTORIC BULL MARKETS
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Changing pyramids
High IQ take, this exactly is why
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
is a high IQ product
Advice for other devs: don’t be retarded!
Or be retarded and stop devving and simply ape $BITCOIN 24/7
Numba go up and shitposting all day, no need to rug anyone, gud Karma, gud!
Ticker $BITCOIN is not a shitcoin
It’s the Egregore’s tool to connect like minded individuals all over the planet without any obvious reason, but now officially supported by Vitalik Buterin, the godfather of the smart universe
It is the endgame 🟨🟥🟦
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@thedefivillain
Sproto Gremlins organically invading hearts, brains, dreams and worst nightmares - worst of all, they even have their fully functional DBDC and will destroy the FED
Ticker is $BITCOIN
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
People always tell me it's risky to have 99.9% portfolio exposure to meme coins. The fact of the matter is that all your utility projects with roadmaps also have rug risks, and there will be no community takeover as there is no more utility after a rug
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
Look. Sprotofy is an oracle. It turned the left image into the right image. So if you also want that $250 million superyacht with two swimming pools, you gotta go fast and become that stoic guy on the right image and buy some (TICKER IS) $BITCOIN now!
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If you wanna ask out a legend like
@digitalartchick
, your only chance is a green candlelight dinner talking HPOS10I, binge watching all 8 Harry Potter movies in a row with shitcoin portfolio moon, and then call it a day because you KNOW HOW TO RETAIN!
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By only buying and retaining, BIG WONGO is a seed investor for TICKER $BITCOIN
Don't let opportunity cost ruin your life
$10 is part of the legacy
Seed investors don't sell, they are liquidity providers of the parabola
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it looks like a typical meme coin rug
but it had lots of (empty) promises
of safety and A.I. and utility
THE NEW META IS EXTRACTION
stick to those who built in 2023 and are still here vibing every day like nothing ever happened, ticker is $BITCOIN💛
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
heres the thing some of you havent figured out. We are funnier then you, we have better memes then you, we have more foreskin then you, we have better shitposting skills then u. You think we are going to stop?
#HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu
heres the thing some of you havent figured out. We are funnier then you, we have better memes then you, we have more foreskin then you, we have better shitposting skills then u. You think we are going to stop?
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Pepe-in-their-wallet sellers putting all these $10k per trade sell walls at 0.12 $BITCOIN with their last $BITCOIN in Unibot will probably DIE A DOUBLE DEATH by $BITCOIN pricing them out with
@Prodigy__Sniper
auto buys on 9 chains
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