@RobJF24 If I can hedge a little I'd say I'd be happy for any of the Welsh lads to win it but seeing as he's the only through so far today, lets go with Action Jackson Page!

@RandPaul @TulsiGabbard Our country? You got citizenship the last time you went to Moscow?

@SenMullin Yea, liberals. Stop confusing Markbillybobstevewaynedick with your multi syllable words! Imagine you’re talking to trump and keep it at a kindergarten level please.

@MikeSington She must have knocked out all her contractual appearances for the year right after the inauguration. She probably doesn’t have to go near him until Xmas!

@x_Undecided No you simpleton, the rest of the world is just using its correct name. Nobody else cares that a deranged old man wants to feel all important by by trying to rename a fucking body of water.

@bennyjohnson Which of the foreign powers that she works for was she training with in this clip? Same one as you Benny?

@JamesColvin88 Oh honey, we're smart enough to know that he was never gonna bring down inflation on day one. We're just mocking you muppets for believing it.

@chriswalker_12 Well yea, his supporters are obviously too stupid to understand what's actually going on but he did promise day one so they have a right to be upset.

@RobJF24 Oooooh, spicy meat feast? My fave!

@DefiantLs You're probably right, these are the funniest things he can come up with, but be careful, Sissy likes to ban accounts that make fun of him.

@JDVance Let me help you with a quick duolingo lesson:

@freethink4444 @amyyes @RealDonKeith Nah, we’re all well aware how stupid you are, that’s kinda the joke.

@CaptBenWillard @theliamnissan I thought he was dating Taylor Pork Roll?

@HawleyMO @buttkicker7 @Chiefs Hope you’re at the game! If Taylor gets to watch her boyfriend in person then you should too.

@thisguysdumb @JDVance You call this a response? Folding like a lawn chair and capitulating to the guy who attacked his family. That sort of cowardice is the republican MO.

@JDVance Grow up? How about you grow a pair and stand up for your wife and kids. Just another fucking MAGA pussy.

@Friendbearx @ScarredForLife2 Ha, just looked it up. Save it for your teachers! I’m sure a lot of my peers came up with far more dangerous recipes than me so it was probably a good idea.

@lavern_spicer Jesus Joey, we know it’s you so maybe dial it back with the “jive” talk. That’s racist as hell man.