Matt Hunziker 🍉
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Wait, you can get in trouble for tw-[immediately carried away by a giant eagle]
What’s the dumbest tweet you’ve ever gotten in trouble for?
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I love when cops put out stats like “Over 300 officers died in the line of duty this year. We salute their sacrifice” and then the specific causes of death are like 250 covid, 23 from stepping on a rake and tripping down the stairs, and 14 from not chewing their food all the way
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Yes, I have an empty shot of the BA Test Kitchen you can use as your Zoom background.
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Couldn’t put this in the video for obvious reasons so here you go
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Bit of a stretch to go with “he passed away peacefully” given we watched him complete most of his body’s decomposition process while still alive
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Media companies addressing their histories of deep-seated racism and inequality
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I was not allowed to title this video “Masc4Mask” but unofficially that’s it
*walks up to straight couple* so which of you is the masked cowboy and which is the lumberjack cook
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Guide for anyone new to baseball:
The Mariners are Greek tragedy: the fall of the hero at the hand of destiny, led by god-like icons to the depths of suffering
The Mets are Shakespearean tragedy: the fall of the hero at their own hands, ensemble cast, deeply comedic
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Why would we hire someone who’s not racist when we could simply [checks industry handbook] uhh hire a racist and provide them with anti-racism training...
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Many BIPOC & Queer employees and contributors have worked with patience and compassion that has not been given to them in return. The “learning and growing” apologies don’t apply here. Leadership has been routinely told what needs to happen. It’s a matter of priority/lack thereof
I just— I'm furious and exhausted. My whole point for being at this brand has been to uplift and celebrate the work of BIPOC and Queer folx. I've put up with a lot of shit because it was more important to me that I could help other people get the recognition they deserved.
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Andrew Yang is already nailing the most important part of being mayor of NYC: doing shit that everyone hates and being mercilessly bullied by the entire city 24/7
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Long overdue that Ryan has her value recognized. She knows it, and for that I’m so proud of her. Love you now and forever ❤️
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made this point on insta but reiterating here: backpay is necessary
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Hearing a lot of “what about the good cops” people saying “you’d think at this point good cops would take a stand against the bad ones, why haven’t we seen that” and I’m like yes keep connecting the dots, you’re almost there...
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This guy just challenged me to a round of poker with his buddies
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If the only thing you’ve posted is a black square.........yikes!!!
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Unskippable mobile app ads are at the forefront of the avant garde art movement
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Thank you,
@nikitarbk
. This is an important distinction to make. The photo brought buzz to the underlying problem, but the latter is the reason it was essential that he resign. Him as EIC did not represent an acceptable path to justice.
i think this headline is a mischaracterization of the situation. he’s being called to resign over creating a work environment that was uncomfortable and sometimes downright hostile to minorities
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Al Gore went from trying to save the planet to just getting the fuck up out of here
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every story for the past six months has been “Prince Philip is recovering at home after tumbling down 12 flights of stairs” with this photo attached
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the response when I tell people about the exciting discourse on twitter dot com
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I sat in a meeting once where we were told that the brand wanted to increase diversity, but wanted to preserve “the voice.” The inability of leadership to understand the incompatibility of those ideas is incredibly revealing.
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After six years of ups (making weird videos with talented people) and downs ([redacted]) and more ups (we organized
@condeunion
), today is my last day at Bon Appétit and Condé Nast.
My statement:
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Quick reminder that this is my diary so if you’re reading my tweets you’re actually snooping on something very personal and should be ashamed
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The best part of this shoot was after when he sat quietly and ate the rest of the food while his mom and
@lallimusic
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It was like when you’re a kid and you get stuck waiting for your mom to stop talking to her friend she ran into, except with Michael Shannon.
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'Mamma Mia!' producer Judy Craymer said she's developing a potential third film, saying 'There's meant to be a trilogy.'
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April 25th-Dec 16th...taking suggestions on what to do with this thing
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Squatter’s rights this is our website now my mysterious friends
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Someone messaged me about editing tips, specifically to ask what time I get into a groove while editing, and I don’t have the heart to tell them it’s 3am.
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Logging into all my zooms like this until further notice
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Condé Union members are updating their Slack icons with their union icon
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Dunkin rewards members after getting their shares diluted
there is drama in the Dunkin world right now… daily Dunkin drinkers are boycotting because they revamped their app rewards program and devalued points. the Dunkin subreddit is fuming! I fear the brand is no longer the people’s coffee.
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Most of the Republican objections appear to plainly be “yes this was wrong but we cannot impeach him and set a terrible precedent where we might also face consequences for our actions.”
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All the actors in the youtube thumbnails for the stage version Cats look like they’ve just seen the movie
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What we’ve seen this week is that the sentiment that “these things take time” is fake. Change happens as soon as people in positions of power are willing to make it happen. Too often, that comes from a response to public criticism and not from a place of sincerity.
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Ok so it seems spending quarantine watching and editing footage of my workplace operating pre-pandemic for 10 hours each day has been detrimental to my mental health. What are the odds
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My phone created one of those algorithm-made videos out of random photos I saved from the past week and it’s funnier than anything I could have put together manually
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I would say the main reason I decide to like a tweet is that the button lights up when you poke it.
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Eric Adams getting sworn in as mayor with the Times Square NYE ball drop is the kind of awkwardly indulgent political event that a Batman villain would plan to sabotage
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Ok turns out the little heart button is to “like” a post ??? thought it was for “mark as read”
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This will be a Brad Leone apology one day
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Yes I’m celebrating*
*that everyone is out celebrating so the laundromat is EMPTY I’ve got four machines to myself and I’m absolutely cruising
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Jesse is the definition of compassionate. Gifted, generous, and you don’t even know the half of how funny he is. I truly don’t think I could hold anyone in higher regard than him. This thread is required reading:
ANTYWAYS, HI! I’m Jesse Sparks. I write, edit, tweet, and make truly atrocious dad jokes. For the last two and a half years, I’ve worked as an editorial assistant for BA but really did more than the title let’s on.That all ended on Friday, August 7. (A thread)
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Nothing frustrates me more than when drinking water consistently makes me feel significantly better. You’re saying that’s NOT a scam? This is bullshit.
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one question that quarantine has raise for me is: doing I exist? hello? can anyone hear me?
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Would be an amazing move to rush Chris Rock into that In Memoriam
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ending every zoom like i’m waving farewell to a train full of loved ones leaving the station
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Ah yes, 5pm in November, also known as the stroke of midnight
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Thinking about the time I was briefly a shark mascot in Times Square
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UberEats and DoorDash et al. exploiting the “shop local” angle while fleecing small businesses and bleeding their own workforce dry is depraved
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if you need me i’ll be in this shed
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Planned to reward myself with a break until 10pm once I finished a section of a video. Checked the clock when I got there and it was 9:59:32pm. Spending 27 seconds typing this out and then enjoying a nice long blink.
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Another new number 👇🏽 To those who have spammed our other numbers: it’s shameful that you don’t think it’s important to have integrity in our elections. It’s fundamental to our republic. Keep spamming. We will keep changing the number. 🇺🇸
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Should be widely understood that any statement that starts “Sheriff: “ or “Police: “ is about to be followed by a fucking lie
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Brad Makes Gravlax is up on youtube featuring this graphic about Brad’s ball bearing collection I made at 3am
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🥲 - when a friend gets the vaccine that I am months or years away from receiving
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Cleaning out my grandpa’s old bedroom and the only things on his wall were his high school diploma and this framed photo of John Wayne
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There will be a narrative in 5-10 years from everyone who condones this type of joke about how comedy was different back then but oh well we know better now. Except that’s not true! We know that this is bad now!
This isn’t funny and so many people had to let this joke get to air y’all are dumb
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Whew, rough year! Well, at least
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Critical structural change, specifically gatekeepers who are white (mostly) men ceding their power to more appropriate voices, are essential to any sort of significant change.
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The video team in particular has made moves to appear more diverse on camera, but behind the scenes the team is overwhelmingly white. Topic selection and video strategy is rooted in Whiteness with an attempt to shoehorn the vague concept of diversity in like flair.
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The way writers/chefs of color have been taken advantage of is as gross as it is obvious. Glaring tokenization aside, there’s been an appalling inability to address the failure to meaningfully include and support Black voices. Particularly evident this past week.
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Sorry gotta hand it to him opening his first remarks as president elect with “is that ruth? i think that’s ruth out there? i think that’s ruth. anyway...”
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why stop at weddings? more parts of life should give us the opportunity to object to what’s happening
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resign, coward!!!
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Exercise has been moved from my to-do list to my bucket list
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Pelosi, a politician with unimaginable power, thanking a murdered man for dying is honestly a new level of disgraceful. I’m in disbelief.
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hey
@NYCMayor
, listening to you lie on
@BrianLehrer
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Every day someone logs onto this website and says some shit like “don’t lie, who else can HONESTLY say they haven’t wiped their ass since March???”
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i regret to inform you all that i’ve gone down the rabbit hole of 35mm film photography
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Rudy Giuliani is caught in a Sisyphus style myth where every morning he wakes up, dies a gruesome death by decomposing on live TV, and somehow rematerializes the next day behind a podium in a plumbing supply warehouse to repeat the process.
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@katienotopoulos
"The Unapooper," as he came to be known, pooped in the urinals and painted the walls with it. The school locked bathrooms he struck and over the course of a few months left all but two closed. To this day students have to sign into and out of every room with name/time/purpose
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