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I tried each thing, only some were immortal and free
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@seanmcarroll
Time Crystals!!! The popular Science press is touting them as a major discovery. What are your thoughts? Are they a big deal?
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Six years ago I joined Square! When I started we didn't have a sink and the place reeked of paint fumes. We have a sink now.
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Explosion in NYC / Chelsea was right behind my apt. Shook my entire building, very scary! I'm safe, hope they figure it out.
#NYCExplosion
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I am moving to New York City 🗽 today. I moved to San Francisco 🌉 3373 days ago. I am both sad 😢 and excited 🙆🏻!
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Looking to hire designers for my team
@square
, based in NYC! Let me know if you're interested, or know someone.
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Every once in a while I am reminded of the song Every Rose Has Its Thorn, and that's a great day!
#guiltypleasures
#cowboy
#sadsong
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Just got two free drinks at the local NYC Cubs bar because my friend and I restored their internet / TV connection. Go Cubs!
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Proud to have been part of the team to help build Square for Retail!
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Nothing like living in a city that wins the World Series. Amazing energy.
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We were like warriors from the ancient sagas. There was nothing we could not do.
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Forward into unfamiliar light: RIP John Ashbery, you were my first favorite poet. Thank you.
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Happy 100th Birthday to Einstein's Theory of General Relativity! 💯 🕳🌐🌌
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@kevinthau
@thuske
If I'm not friends with someone then I shouldn't get an SMS when they favorite my tweets. I'm getting tons of fav. spam!
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Leonard Cohen, you've earned your place in the Tower of Song. I hope Hank doesn't keep you up all night. ❤️
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City Museum in St. Louis is officially the coolest place I have ever been. A childrens' museum and I am shaking & bleeding.
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Total grandeur of a total edifice! I am at the top of the Oakland Bay Bridge:
http://t.co/5mIfByLlCm
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@zamosta
@jack
@BreeOlson
That's uncanny! I don't remember lounging on that couch! Oh the nights I've had...
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Happy New Year from Berlin! This city does fireworks like I have never seen. Every street, every rooftop, every direction. Wonderful!
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Hello 6:30am! It has been a long time since we have met without guilt or apprehension.
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Congrats
@ross
and
@peterkaminski
on the
@pingpad
launch! I love that you two are back together again.
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Just made a rezo with
@opentable
with my
@iphone
while wearing my power suit. TODO: kick a homeless man, vote republican.
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Just answered an email on my phone while sitting in front of my computer, logged into my email. Am I doing it wrong or is this the future?
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Back in the US. While I was gone someone left me a death threat on my voicemail. I wonder what email I forgot to forward.
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I love
@seanmcarroll
- a great teacher, speaker, physicist, and naturalist. Read his book, see him speak!
#stories
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Went for a 54 mile bike ride today around SF. Very nice day to ride, saw almost every corner of the city.
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What word is Orson Welles saying here? Argo? "And a shut eye in the ???? of these crooks..." (1m 52s in).
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Diner. I think this poem goes through my head at least once a month.
http://t.co/cNOxcparph
#poetrymonth
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Giants win! Pittsburgh tied. This bar doesn't know why we are clapping. They may be angry.
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I'm convinced Palo Alto has the corner on the high end rug market. Sell your startup in the morning, buy a rug in the afternoon.
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Fixed my kitchen sink, rearranged all our furniture, and went rock climbing. Tomorrow: Biking and Belgium Beer in Oakland.
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@VirginAmerica
Your back of seat entertainment system does not accept credit cards that have an apostrophe in the surname.
#apostrophefail
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