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Software engineer, formerly @ the tweet factory. Dungeon master. Lover of food. Board game geek. He/him. Mastodon: @[email protected] Hive: @matta

Seattle, WA
Joined April 2009
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Just realized I’m the human version of an Amazon Echo for my son
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@westseattleblog Madison middle school is being evacuated but they aren't being told why. Any idea/news on what would cause that?
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@AkivaMCohen Grey sushi. Pretty intimidating, tbh
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This is an amazing opportunity to hire a team of highly skilled engineers. Only downside is you'd be stuck with me.
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lol
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@FlatoutGames @DylanMangini Sounds fantastic! Will this one be a Kickstarter?
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RT @TheGreenJohnny: My wife says it best ❤️ If you’re able to donate or spread the word to your circles, it would mean the world to me and…
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I regret to inform you all that I've declined the CEO position
I hope this is the photo that gets surfaced when I inevitably become CEO
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RT @ashevat: Hello ex-Tweep friends 👋🏼🫡 - I have compiled a list of fantastic companies looking for great people (AKA, you). Please DM me f…
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@TheOneTAR I appreciate it! I'm really proud of everything we built and am incredibly sad to see it burn to the ground.
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@TheOneTAR ❤️
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@mgadda Matt the Elder
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@msmichellegar This is the content we all need
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@bbrode @MARVELSNAP fwiw I uninstalled and reinstalled the app and it seems to be fine now
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@bbrode @MARVELSNAP I was able to reset them once by changing my clock backwards again, but haven't been able to get it to work a second time
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Mourning
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I feel like limbo could use some more refreshments
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