I'm gonna make out with her sloppy style

I love how robust they are I love how fast they dry I love how silky they feel on my skin I love how their micro sheddings are in my balls

Guy who refuses to get a raise because he's afraid of change

@terrornerds It would probably be good for Ukraine but it'd also be bad for Germany so it's impossible to say whether it's bad or not

@suchnerve Inshallah we shall be rid of him

@Astro_Clark How do you think Germany got it's reputation for precision machining

You may not like it but this is the ideal male living space

@Seamus_Malek Noo lead singer is allegedly a sex offender

@MansonInfoWars What I get from this is that allegations are bad for the man but being proven in court to have done it is good

@SaeedDiCaprio Counter point: he is incapable of feeling and even gaining access to one of the most powerful people in the world can do nothing against the emptiness within him

Send the rockets, President Xí

Really fun that every 4 years the fate of global geopolitics comes down to 5000 random people in Pennsylvania

Do the parties send canvassers to the other states too so they don't feel left out or is it just Pennsylvania?

They're literally obsessed with me 🙄

@souljagoytellem He's been doing that for like 5 years

@allenanalysis What happened to DETROIT TIL I DIE MOTHERFUCKERS??