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@mathconqueror
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1 year
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you’re serving cunt? the world is about to end and you’re serving cunt?
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@mixielot @imperfectbIue filipinos were captured as displays of conquest and exotic curiosity by anthropologists in the 20th century; we were also used as imperialist propaganda under taft and mckinley. if anybody wants to know more, read “barbarian virtues” or “anthropology goes to the zoo” ❗️
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@mathconqueror
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@FresnoGrizzlies No. We want an apology to @AOC . To minimize this to a “distraction” omits the fact that whoever was in charge of this video made a deliberate effort to divide the community. It was an attempt at propaganda disguised as a tribute. Like Reagan’s face is LITERALLY on it.
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6 years
@jaiden_rianne this really did almost make me cry like a stupid hoe. i haven’t seen a powerful filipino woman being acknowledged for what she’s given to the world since cory aquino ❤️ it really does mean a lot seeing someone that looks like you do incredible things
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6 years
FUSD/CUSD GIRLS !! IF YOU'RE IN A TOUGH SPOT FINANCIALLY RIGHT NOW, I GOT YOU! you can choose either of these dresses for your prom & i will get a professional makeup artist for you ON ME! i run a size small. please dm me!!! retweet so girls can see this please! 💗✨
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5 years
@ElValiDelValle @FresnoGrizzlies @AOC a video was shown to a stadium full of people to honor veterans for memorial day using a reagan (🤔) speech and when he started listing off “adversaries” it showed AOC alongside fidel castro and kim jong un. fresno grizzlies’ twitter apologized, properly, the 2nd time around
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4 years
friendly reminder that your distaste for korra is inextricable from an ebulliently innumerable conceptualisation of cromulent idiomic value constructed not of an experiential cromulence but a kind of apoplectic braggadocio and it's very telling at this point lmao
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@mathconqueror
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6 years
@PhilippineStar @DisneyPixar THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER SEEN A FILIPINO CARTOON CHARACTER IN AMERICAN MEDIA. IM SCREAMING?!?!?!😭😭😭 LOOK AT THE FLAT NOSE AND THE EYEBROWS AND THE SKIN
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@mathconqueror
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7 years
HEY Y’ALL REMEMBER THIS ICONIC TWEET ABOUT THE GAY MOON THAT I PROMISED TO WRITE: 🌙✨ #20GAYTEEN
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2 years
i make the most money from libras as a stripper. why? because they’re cheaters 💀
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4 years
@CrypticNoOne see but if it were korra it would’ve been a wrap by the book one finale
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10 months
hour 1 of tattoo appointment: omg hiii what’s your zodiac sign!! hour 2: what’s your take on significant age difference relationships ? hour 4: yeah that’s why i’m too scared to love and be loved now
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4 years
@mutatxon korra would WASH aang, W A S H
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4 years
✨ ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m running for Youth Delegate in my congressional district, CA-22! :,) My first act as YD would be to ban same-sex relationships in my district because if I can’t get a girlfriend, no one can💛 .
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4 years
hi lgbtqs <3
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4 years
#FRESNO , CA !! if you’re a grocery store worker, farm worker, janitor, or you’ve been recently furloughed or laid off, i’m down to give you groceries of whatever you need on me - and i’ll deliver 🙏🏼 . DM me and i’m opening the thread to whoever is also down to help!
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6 years
@puppybom OH WAIT LMAO you meant the book title, yes it’s “anthropology goes to the fair” !! my bad, i’m being pretentious 😭
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@mathconqueror
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2 years
every child deserves to take ballet, whatever they want, without the fear of money, to go to well funded libraries with beautiful books and if they can’t read someone will teach them, to have crayons that the teacher doesn’t have 2 pay out of pocket every child is ours to love
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@mathconqueror
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6 years
i asked for a feminine pixie cut and instead i look like young chubby dylan sprouse this haircut is literally a human rights violation i am so broken
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4 years
i should’ve never put “korra > aang” in my t*nder bio because i just get 748384 straight men saying word for word “that’s a bold claim, have to disagree” thinking that it’s a conversation starter 😐 like... and?
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@mathconqueror
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4 years
i told my dad about my webinar yesterday and he said “wow, if you’re a boy, i would say: *american accent* ‘i’m proud of you, son“ like .. 😭 uh you could still do that if you switched like one word around
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@mathconqueror
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3 years
i remember being on the verge of crying all morning bc i didn’t want to walk and be seen and ofc my ass ends up on the front page of the L.A times 🥲
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3 years
In this COVID-19 year, UCLA students return to campus for graduation
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7 years
soo dope.. thank u richard iyall for photographing the women’s march 💙✊🏼 this has me emo
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4 years
i didn't know my 25 page final research paper that i haven't started was due FIVE hours ago..............oh my GOD
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@mathconqueror
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7 years
who am i? i am the girl who loves her island 🇵🇭❤️ #MOANA
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6 years
“if they just came in legally-“ 1. my family waited 6 yrs 2. we lived in a car parked outside the hospital my mom worked at to pay the attorney $2500 for a 30 min consultation & $3200 to apply for citizenship per person +bills 3. you’d spit in my parent’s face anyway lol
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8 years
"how are you doing?"
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6 years
all that money and clovis girls still don’t know how to dress 😢
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@mathconqueror
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2 years
YESSS I GOT THE 75K FULL TIME JOB!!!!! I CAN NOW AFFORD A STUDIO APARTMENT AND TO FUND ALL OF MY PASSION HUSTLES i actually didn't get the job yet but i'm going to enter absolute delusion and pretend i did so it can happen
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@mathconqueror
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6 years
i’m sorry this world couldn’t keep you safe. you gave so much of yourself to it. rest in peace 🌿🦎🐢🌱💚 mr. gladding, when a flower blooms i know that’s you.
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@mathconqueror
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3 years
the filipinoness / filipinality
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@mathconqueror
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6 years
@puppybom the one that i researched, and the ones discussed in the books i listed, were more of scientific “exhibitions” intended to display evolution (filipinos were encased like living fossils, “missing links”) rather than zoo entertainment. not sure about the photo!
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@mathconqueror
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5 years
@hodakatebi @vivafalastin It would be an affront to say that white people mask their racism in objectivity, because the process of deciding what is “objective” is inherently normative and evaluative. Look how it manifests in Sen. Beveridge’s call to colonize the Philippines.
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@mathconqueror
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4 years
I FINISHED MY 30 PG RESEARCH PAPER, which is MORE than the pg requirement, COMPLETELY SOBER no adderall, aND on time after TWO extensions in the middle of the worst few weeks of my life NO fucking words
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@mathconqueror
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6 years
okay you know you've truly made it when your old highschool english 10 honors teacher has her classes analyze your short story about the BLACK MOON BEING GAY FOR A FILIPINO PRINCESS THE FIRST DAY OF PRIDE MONTH #20GAYTEEN ?!?!?! omg
@mathconqueror
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7 years
HEY Y’ALL REMEMBER THIS ICONIC TWEET ABOUT THE GAY MOON THAT I PROMISED TO WRITE: 🌙✨ #20GAYTEEN
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@mathconqueror
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5 years
dyer said that he polices the southside more bc “black people commit more crimes.” like, by PURE coincidence, the south side has more crime? like black people just have a gene that makes them criminals??? y’all want dude as mayor?? 🗳
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Are you ready for Mayor Chief Dyer?
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8 months
@juicycooter03 @blizzy_mcguire girl… 😭😭😭 like fjsknfjd
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@mathconqueror
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8 years
that gwyneth and sophia love... 👀 you wish your mans could!!!
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@mathconqueror
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4 years
the essay in question: 🥺
@mathconqueror
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4 years
being forced to write an essay about why you love your favorite character really just put it all into perspective that even in the years i hated myself the most i loved korra because i saw myself in her, and the realization that i always loved myself despite everything is -
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5 years
either joe jonas looks like a feminist book club lesbian or i look like a missing 2009 jonas brother.. interchangeable..
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7 years
RVSP through my twitter DMs or through the facebook event. WEAR BLUE OR BRING BLUE BALLOONS AS IT REPRESENTS JUSTICE AND DREAMS. #FRESNO
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7 years
shocked and upset this healing crystal i bought isn't fixing my severe lack of responsibility and time management
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5 years
who says 5’1”, 123 lb asian american swifties can’t dance 😟
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@mathconqueror
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8 years
liberty and justice for all. #WomensMarch
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7 years
✨ HI - i'd like to pay off clovis west's student lunch debt for the month of january. ur donation will go toward a separate acc that kids who go under $0 will access. #cloviswest #CUSD #fresno
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7 years
disillusioned with romance, financially dependent, the fuck is a credit score, i live with my parents, i'm gay, all under the age of 18🙏🏻🏚
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6 years
you ever had a haircut so undeniably bad you want to drop out of school and quit your job and/or fake your death
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4 years
being forced to write an essay about why you love your favorite character really just put it all into perspective that even in the years i hated myself the most i loved korra because i saw myself in her, and the realization that i always loved myself despite everything is -
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4 years
@bbychakra YOU ALL LAUGH BECAUSE ITS EXTRA BUT MY DAD LITERALLY COMMISSIONED AN ARTIST TO PAINT HIM AS NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
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6 years
i’ve never been prouder of the central valley for shutting down racists 💀 i never thought we’d get this far LMAOOO
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4 years
@rfarawi_ he’s also said he can’t sleep if all the chicks are not in his basket
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6 years
i just finished watching to all the boys i’ve loved before...first order of business, seeing an asian girl as the lead made me feel the same special feeling when i saw mulan for the 1st time when i was 10. second, i am a white man’s whore and i would like to make that known
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4 years
@jacobisanadult @vibesradiator and men have the balls to say women aren’t funny
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4 years
kiss ur homies 2020
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7 years
Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be The Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week, I've Wanted This For Years, What The Fuck.
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@mathconqueror
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7 years
guard gave me 4 yrs of sisterhood. taught me to lift my chin and smile even if i got altitude sickness just from standing up for myself. all that robbed from her in the middle of her 1st HS season. @DevinNunes you are a shame to the central valley for being pro-gun. fuck you
@NYDailyNews
New York Daily News
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Freshman Gina Montalto, 14, died from her injuries late Wednesday night. She was a member of the school's winter guard team, which was slated to perform at a regional event in Tampa over the weekend. #Parkland
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korra is literally a prodigy, a literal divine being, princess of a tribe, most powerful person on earth, with bulging biceps, a toned back, and her girlfriend is a millionaire/ miss universe/macarthur grant genius. bitch no wonder i project on her
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@mathconqueror
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1 year
@f0lake @KingReaux this response is killing me 😭😭
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4 years
i know for a FACT if i were a fictional character people would hate me. there would be an anti sophia tag and entire threads/IG graphics about how i should be killed off the show
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6 years
i'm lowkey bitter i'm not a twitter personality...like i've been running stan blogs since tumblr 2012. bitch i'm an elder... a founding father...i helped architect this toxic ass community. respect me
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6 years
girl in my ap gov class went off in a class debate and said that “they should’ve just APPLIED to be citizens, it’s not hard, they are breaking the law & should be deported” without realizing that one of her only friends is undocumented lmao
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7 years
me running for public office
@russdiemon
SANTIAGO
7 years
Fuck it I'll do it myself
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8 years
a sister to me, a best friend forever. ❤️🇺🇸
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@mathconqueror
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7 years
the @ihateprecalc brand has been laid to rest because as of december 8, 2017, i finished my last 3 math classes with an A. 🙏🏻 i’ve grown to appreciate the nuances of mathematics from goodness of fit testing to derivatives. 📓❤️ yes i’m this extra. lmao
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@mathconqueror
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2 years
BUT 🎉 AT ME FINALLY CUTTING ALL SIGNIFICANT TIES TO MY TRAUMATIZING HOMETOWN 😍❤️ ‼️ YIPPPPPYYY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY 😭😭 AND I WILL SALT THE EARTH BEHIND ME I’M DOOOONEEEE
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@mathconqueror
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6 years
@celestemillan24 DREAMers have a work permit in lieu of a social security code that would confirm their right to work. that’s it. no special treatment. your employer doesn’t go “an illegal!” and hands it over to them. they dont even know. have you ever considered you’re just not qualified...? LOL
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@mathconqueror
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7 years
reminder that the moon and the ocean are in love with each other and that's why we have super tides AND they're gay DM me for details
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7 years
THIS SUNDAY is the March to Defend DACA. More event information in bio. 🐦 #FRESNO
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4 years
my dad walked into my interview half-naked with all of his marathon medals around his neck ringing a giant hand bell...... WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 years
the feminine urge to steal a shirt from everyone you hook up with (hunting and gathering)
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6 years
not to be headass or anything but how does no one have a crush on me smelling the way i do.. smelling like whole ass jasmine and sandalwood? 😩 i’m scrumptious
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6 years
me 1 hr ago: i want to write a paper about the constitutionality of the muslim travel ban and cite korematsu v us as an example of bad legal jurisprudence! me 1 hr later: i want to write a story about the maid of honor who’s been in love with the bride her whole life
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6 years
@celestemillan24 apparently you’re not qualified considering you out here blaming “illegal immigrants” for the fact that you don’t have a job 💀 it’s okay, CUSD english teachers aren’t that good at teaching you how to avoid strawman and ad hominem logical fallacies. you’ll learn in college! x
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8 years
when mr lack says reset to the beginning of part 3 for the eighth time with no water break
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4 years
i fucking love yoooou
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@mathconqueror
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6 years
UPDATE! the evil has been defeated. everyone say thank you gwyneth 😭
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5 years
i remember writing this in like the 4th grade mad as hell, my dad been raising a lawyer 😫
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3 years
no email has ever found me well
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7 years
she doesn't travel much but i always bring her back a lil piece of where i went. but this time i got to take her with me!! 💛🌾
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7 years
you think i was gon let you think no one cared about you and your sad snapstories/trap posts? NO. effectively immediately i'm no longer going to be the irresponsible gay aunt i'm the caring and supportive NANAY!!! I CARE BRUH!!!! GET YOUR BACHELORS!!! EAT PUSSY!!! I LOVE YOU
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4 years
leftist men be like we have to reform the system meanwhile homie #1 has a title ix for stalking women and homie #2 could very well be charged for sexual assault. reform your friend group bruh lmao
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6 years
ever met someone so fucking annoying that you consider turning into a republican
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7 years
are y'all ready for a new era? ihateprecalc might soon be ihatestatistics 😍😝🤷🏻‍♀️
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6 years
man what is dude even saying? 😫
@DevinNunes
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6 years
Found this plastic straw in my garden today. Anyone have the number for the #StrawPolice Socialists?
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🌹❤️💋
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5 years
@cybermarxisttt before concentration camps, the nazis ordered soldiers to shoot jewish, gay, and disabled citizens in the back and let them fall into mass graves, and the soldiers ended up killing themselves. the point isn’t sympathy, it’s to show how pervasive and poisonous the whole thing is
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6 years
instagram shows you all of your old bios and i just want to know why i wasn’t bullied
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7 years
@crayztrtl drop the boys and become gayztrtl
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7 years
my ideal boyfriend: * tall * dark * chiseled * large wings * gray skin * red bulging eyes * moth man
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7 years
you would think as a first generation filipino bisexual immigrant woman i could find more scholarships but i don't
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6 years
umm, the semi-colon is a stalwart; it lacks the urgency of the em dash but it’s still a seminal punctuation mark. it makes the reader pause while also retaining fluidity. let’s instead turn our attention to people who know words like ultracrepidarian but still use comma splices😗
@elizabethscraig
Elizabeth S Craig
6 years
The semicolon is pointless, and it’s ruining your writing: @shadimirza #TopTweets2018
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7 years
THE WORLD IS FULL OF IDIOTS THAT DON'T GET US GWYNETH IT'S JUST YOU AND ME SOPHIA AND GWYNETH FOREVER AND EVER FOR A 100 DAYS A 100 YEARS G-
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4 years
i have to clarify this is a joke bc ik y’all would think i’m being serious 💔
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7 years
alyssa got waitlisted for smittcamp but she got a call saying she got in!!!😈👏🏼 ang galing naman friend
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7 years
the gayest thing i've ever done was kiss a girl before stuttering "it's not because i like you or anything it's just a kiss as friends"
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5 years
TELL ME WHY I RAN INTO EMMWEE AND KOMBUCHA GIRL FROM TIKTOK AT THE GAY CLUB AND ACCUSED THEM OF BEING FIFTH HARMONY CAMREN SHIPPERS
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mrs gayroline ferd ❤️
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