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"Day in the life of a 29 year old Albanian diaspora living with his parents"
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First attested mention of Albanians is a crime report. Can't make it up.
The first attested written mention of the Albanian language was on 14 July 1284 in Dubrovnik (modern Croatia) when a crime witness testified: "I heard a voice crying on the mountain in the Albanian language" (Latin: Audivi unam vocem, clamantem in monte in lingua albanesca).
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Tetovo is in Macedonia. Don't skip school .
🇦🇱🇭🇷Dukan Ahmeti (16) is the biggest talent
For NK Istra 1961, he is currently apart of the Croatia u17s and he is being scouted by AC Milan.
His family hails from Tetova, Albania and speaks Albanian first in his household, he’s a very huge talent in Croatia and one to watch.
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Keep these in mind when Albanians blame the Macedonians and Serbs for "killing children" .
The youngest martyr of the Albanian Nation, only 14 years old.
Glory to our Hero 🫡
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Thanks
@AberdeenFC
fans for the welcome and support you gave Bojan. Now I have a team to support in Scotland 💪
🔴⚪️👋🏻 Bojan Miovski’s farewell today at Aberdeen as planned…
…he’s set to join Girona next week, deal almost done and here we go soon 🤝🏻
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At this point it's more cost effective to imprison Albanians at birth and just release the normal ones once they're 18
🚨 BREAKING: Albanian🇦🇱 islamist from 🇲🇰
#NorthMacedonia
Beran A. (19) planned the terrorist attack at the Taylor Swift concert in
#Austria
🇦🇹. Thus organizers canceled the concert.
During the police interrogation he said that he planned to kill "non-believers in
#Vienna
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Thousands of dollars worth of Albanian online AstroTurf campaigns/accounts like Admirim and Kos Data are getting dog-walked by an angry Romanian because KosData didn't list Romania in the medal count.
Years of effort to rehabilitate Albanian image online down the drain 💪🇷🇴
🇦🇱 Albanians have the lowest IQ in Europe, with an average score of 81.75, making them almost borderline mentally retarded.
Data: World Population Review (2024)
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Didn't I tell you?
Goes to German airport and speaks Albanian, gets banned and now cries "hate crime" and oppression like a classic BLM PoC lmfao.
Love it.
Bebe Rexha provides update:
“I BELIEVE THIS TO BE A HATE CRIME BECAUSE I AM ALBANIAN. HE WOULD NOT LET ME TAKE HIS NAME.”
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KFOR when you ask them how UCK was able to cross the Serbia/Macedonia border fully armed 276 times a day to commit terrorist attacks in 2001.
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@FightHaven
Albanians in replies talking about a fair fight is peak irony. Don't have the balls to fight unless its 10v1 but a few of them get knocked around and they suddenly know and want dueling rules implemented lmao
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🇧🇬 Prime Minister Petkov left stuttering on BBC interview after host points out his hypocrisy.
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Ottoman mosque. Not Albanian, it was finished in 1438. Abdurahman Pasha's reconstruction does not make it Albanian.
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I would be embarrassed if my peoples best players were this "patriotic" while playing in another countries shirt lmfao
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literally kosovo and albos in macedonia lmao
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Every day on this app...
Dear Slavo -"Macedonians",
I see you're flattering yourselves in the QT, so here we go.
Your hatred of Albanians is more fear than hatred, it's the resentment of the underdog, of the slave, the loser, the oppressed. We have been oppressed by the same peoples (Serbs & Greeks
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Only Greeks put statues of the people that conquered them.
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It's understandable that a parasite would not identify with the host that is feeding it. If you don't like it however, you can leave.
As 🇦🇱from 🇲🇰I hate being asked by foreigners where I‘m from. Bc I would have to say 🇲🇰but I don't identify with anything 🇲🇰 bc I'm 🇦🇱but I can't say I'm from 🇦🇱bc I live outside today's fake borders drawn by Western powers. But then I would have to give a lesson on Balkan history
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The insistence of Albanians to use Kosovë instead of Kosovo even in English is a sign of how fragile their claim and/or identity is. You don't see people saying "My country Norge" or "I'm from Deutschland".
The biggest irony is that Kosovo itself is a Serb name.
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Albanians posting a statue made by a Dane in the mid 1800s of the Roman god Vulcan as proof of some link to the ancients you literally can't make this up.
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Albanians never beating the negroid allegations.
A train in Germany
Where the fuck have they seen an albanian looking like that?!?!
They mixing us up with Morocco ffs
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🥶🥶🥶
Funny coming from a guy whos country doesn’t even exist, bro u live in a stimulation
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Reality:
The people of Dinaric race are 🇦🇱 highlanders. Science using DNA confirms dinaric race is older than 10000 years and still today exists in north 🇦🇱 known as highlanders/ Malsoret.
The tall people with long nose and big skulls.
Look Italian police camper to Albanian highlander.
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So took a few minutes and drew up property tax collection rate averages from 2017 to 2019 and superimposed it with albanian population in Macedonia.
Its funny how the "major albo municipality list" is practically also the "lowest taxes paid list"
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And then they wonder why everyone hates their guts lmfao
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Just when you thought albanians have reached the bottom they keep surprising you lmfao
As a
@acmilan
fan, I feel embarrassed and ashamed with the fact the club praised (just before the game) a fascist and genocide denier, like Novak Djokovic. Bravo Inter.
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Whoah,,, 25 to 35c in the south of europe during the hottest months of the year,,,,, the south has fallen...
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How on earth did it fall at exactly the right angle to hit every single one of them this is not a looney tunes skit lmfao
#FranceRiots
: Masked crews of rioters have been going around the banlieues (suburbs) of Paris & cutting down poles that have CCTV cameras. In one incident, a severed pole crashed down on several of their own rioters.
France has been crippled by days of race riots by youths of
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Everything about "greater Albania" is unaesthetic, the borders, the toponyms, the coat of arms, the colour schemes they use—full black on full red, bold Arial font 0/10
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Croatia has to be so accepting because they don't want to ruin their good neighborly relations with Slovenia
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The flag. The language. The mountains.
TOP 10 MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS
1. The flag of Albania
2. The Albanian Language
3. The Albanian Sea-side
4. The Albanian Mountains
5. Albanian Food
6. Traditional Albanian Dance- Valle
7. Albanian Oral Tradition
8. Albanian Clothing
9. Albanian Race
10. Albanian Music
🇦🇱🔥
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Tetovo is not an Albanian city it was founded as a Slavic village in the 14th century and became a town in the 17th century Albanians were a minority in Tetovo until the 60's. Albanian diplomats in the 20th century said that only Turkish and Slavic were spoken in Tetovo
It's located in the Albanian city of Tetova, has historically to this day been guarded & maintained by Albanians, the ones who pray in it 5 times a day are Albanians. It is an Albanian mosque through & through
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Albanian nationalists posting genetic results about their relatedness to Illyrians posting the wrong kind of genetic test.
My friend what you should be testing is how related your mother and father are.
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"Our symbol of pride and culture"
"Their symbol of hate, nationalism and genocide "
UEFA and the entire world must recognize the difference between the Albanian double headed eagle hand sign and the Serbian three finger salute.
The Albanian double headed eagle hand sign represents cultural pride and unity, symbolizing Albanian heritage without any wartime
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Albanians be like:
"Here is our Albanian hero S̵̨̪̾̈́̿͐͛́̒̚͘͘t̴͕̓͊̃́͝e̸̟̲̯̣̼̺͉̬͐̃͜f̴̩̽ͅą̴̬̼̻̱͔̖͇̖̀͂̏͑̏̚n̶̢̛̛͔̝̩̩̼̠̜̗̽͛͑̚͝ ̵̻̞̑͋̓ġ̵̝̫͈̰̠͔̩̹̊̐̈̌̄̅e̵̢͈̻͎͉̘̹̾̈͝c̵̏̆̆ͅo̸̢̯̪̩̖̘͎̝̐͋́̚̕̚͝v̸̧̛̤̖̪͓͐̅̕͝"
And hope nobody will notice his name is Slavic.
94 years ago from today, the 14th of October 1929, Át Shtjefën Gjeçovi was killed by Serbo-Montenegrin soldiers for his Albanian patriotic actions.
"You can kill me, but never you can kill the Albanian language and nation." - Át Shtjefën Gjeçovi OFM.
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Bulgarians and Greeks aren't:
- Using electricity that they don't pay for (see aracinovo et al.)
- Not paying taxes (see literally any albo town)
- Dealing drugs
- Dragging the IQ and PISA scores down
- Destroying the pension/medical system by using them without paying for them
Greece refuses your name and identity, Bulgaria claims your ethnicity and language, Serbia disputes your religious institutions, but it is the Albanians you hate the most… for wanting to speak Albanian?
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zero shame, zero sense
@la_macedonienne
@sazomuerte360
You are not REAL Macedonians.
#Facts
You are documented SLAVS that migrated to the Balkans 1000+ years after the demise of ancient Macedonia.
The Vergina Sun - Star symbol is a trademarked HELLENIC symbol because it’s found all over ancient Greece.
It has nothing to do with 🇲🇰
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Iranian cleric vindicated unto eternity
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These people genuinely believe that greater albania actually existed in real life and that it was separate from the ottomans and that some grand conspiracy literally signed a few papers in London and poof it disappeared lmfao
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Can't believe Macedonia downgraded it's banknote design so dramatically.
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Sneaking Albanian in like we wouldn't notice
Map of languages of the Eastern Roman Empire, ca 500 AD.
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Twitter political commentators be like: surely if we arbitrarily choose to accommodate certain countries expansionist projects but not others this will bring peace to the Balkans.
Is this the solution, that will bring peace to the Balkans?
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Albanians be naming their kids Woody Gymshitty and go "how did you know I was Albanian" 💀💀💀
In a flagrant diplomatic violation, Macedonian security assaulted 🇽🇰 Kosovo’s President
@VjosaOsmaniPRKS
, blatantly disregarding international norms and exposing deep 🇷🇺 Kremlin-aligned 🇷🇸 Serbian influence in 🇲🇰 North Macedonia.
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@VudiXhymshiti
@VjosaOsmaniPRKS
1. She was flying as private citizen with wizzair
2. Even if she wanted to use "diplomatic immunity" the diplomatic pouches need to be designated and personal affects are still checked.
3. "Kosovo" is not a signatory of the Vienna Convention as it is not a UN member 🤡🤡🤡
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Definition of goyslop
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Bulgarians shamelessly exhibiting looted artefacts lmao
The Trebenishte necropolis near Ohrid (VI-V c. BC) was discovered by the Bulgarian military in 1918. It was explored by Serbian, Macedonian and Slovenian archelogists for decades. Sofia is hosting a joint exhibition by Bulgaria, N. Macedonia and Serbia. An absolute must-see.
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Making a charcuterie board consisting solely of Croatian meats and cheeses for my Serbian gf
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Albanian begging someone else to beat the Serbs because they are incompetent lmao. Typical.
Seriously, what’s the story with Vojvodina?
I know
@PM_ViktorOrban
and the Hungarians would love to get it back from the Serbs.
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@Prebond_Rex
> Hide in villagers houses and don't let them leave despite warnings
> Continue to shoot from the houses
> "Oh kuku none they are bombing the house wtf"
yeah
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1. Picture is from Stratsin near Kratovo in Macedonia.
2. Serbs fought against the Turkish army. Albanians acted only as volunteers.
Albanians keep blatantly lying It's so sad lmfao
A pic of Serbo-Montenegrin soldiers during the battle of Shkodra in 1912-13 which lasted three months.
A battle between 40.000 Serbo-Montenegrins and 20.000 Albanians.
A battle which ended with 15.000 Serbo-Montenegrin cold corpses.
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Evil slavs killed "innocent" children. The children in question:
Kurr nuk e harroje kete shikim e buzeqeshje
Vetem me kete foto kisha me guxu me i dale perpara Fadil Berishes, edhe Avni Selmanit, edhe çdo fotografi te botes. Ky eshte Fitush Kukaj, 17 vjeçar, ushtar i UÇK-se, pak dite para se te vritej ne Luften e Koshares.
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Albanians = BLM. Non-story of how a migrant smuggler assaulted a cop and tried to steal his gun resulted in a shootout that sadly took the life of a woman trying to cross the border illegally. Yet Albanians instantly go on a BLM-esque social justice crusade and cry oppression.
📣 Justice for Fatmata!
Fatmata was shot in front of her husband, by police, in Macedonia on Wednesday. She had just crossed the border from Greece, the country that had denied her asylum, making her invisible, a non person.
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"And the warriors of Alexander, where are they now?" "You're looking at 'em, asshole."
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Because the evil Serb Smoki obviously xhenosajded the autochthonous Dardanian Flips. Have you considered calling Madeleine Albright?
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1. The etymology of Slav is bellow:
2. You were slaves of the Slavs (still crying oppression today)
3. 90% of your "autochtonous" toponyms are of slavic origin.
4. Only reason you still exist is converting to Islam to lick the sultans boot
Biggest L on earth.
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Source: US state department
Најнизок квалитет на живот.
1. Русија
2. Места што ги напаѓа Русија
3. Места кај што живеат русофили
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Which ethnicity in the balkans claims it's been here since before the sun
But when asked how many toponyms they have in their own language the answer is always none?
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How the bulgarian flag was created in 2 easy steps:
Step 1: Step 2:
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Albania in their dreams (claims) vs Albania after getting a reality check by the evil barbarian illiterate slav invaders.
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Albanian inferiority complex (especially albos from KiM) is really crazy lmfao
Kosovar-British singer Rita Ora gets angry when Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic appears on billboard.
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@nntaleb
If you republish the hardcover incerto series due to this you will ruin me financially
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1. Ferid Murad is not a "Macedonian" nobel prize winner, he is an American Nobel prize winner since he was born and raised in Indiana.
2. Nobody here knew about Bebe Rexha or cares about some albanian narco whore becoming a dollar store Kim Kardashian
3. >30%
lol
In North Macedonia, around 30% of the population is Albanian. The country has only two Nobel Prize winners, Mother Teresa and Ferid Murad—both Albanians. There’s only one globally famous singer, Bebe Rexha—also Albanian.
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Beginning to think Western Europe is the real shit hole. Haven't seen a home or hotel in eastern Europe without AC ever.
Dear Americans,
My European mind has started to comprehend
AC is amazing. I never want to live without it ever again
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Most of u "life grinders" are gonna die no better than the rest of us, sacrificing lifes simple pleasures to reach ur full human potential (being a shift manager at applebees)
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The "cultured" European crowd yelling like monkeys every time Djokovic serves. Hope he lifts the trophy and rubs it in their faces.
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Albanian nationalist twitter losing 5 soldiers 🫡🫡
🇨🇭🇽🇰 A Kosovar family has been ordered to leave Switzerland after being accused of receiving over 600,000 francs in social assistance.
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The boogeyman that albos greeks and bulgos check under their bed for every night.
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He deleted his account LMFAO 😭😭😭
"Day in the life of a 29 year old Albanian diaspora living with his parents"
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Paradox games and their consequences have been a disaster to the human race
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Macedonia derangement syndrome.
🇦🇱🇲🇰 Albania has returned 20 icons to neighboring North Macedonia that were stolen a decade ago, Albania’s Culture Ministry said.
A handover ceremony was held at the National Historic Museum in Albania's capital of Tirana.
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Albanians posting fake tiktok maps again. Source of that image is "world population review" but their website says:
Serbia: 89.8
Albania: 81.75 (Lowest in 🇪🇺 )
IQ measurements are a stupid metric but albanians are the last people that want to start that fight in Europe lmfao.
Average IQ in European countries
Looks like Serbia is leading as a stupid country.
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What these trolls don't understand that it is not Macedonians that are having an identity crisis. It's everyone else around us having a crisis because of our identity. Hope it helps.
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@Italian347
Croats, Serbs, Hungarians, Bulgarians, Romanians,Austrians, Czechs and Slovaks in a single country what can possibly go wrong.
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A little weird to celebrate an "independence" day under terms of occupation but times will change, Happy Independence day to Macedonia!
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