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"Day in the life of a 29 year old Albanian diaspora living with his parents"
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First attested mention of Albanians is a crime report. Can't make it up.
The first attested written mention of the Albanian language was on 14 July 1284 in Dubrovnik (modern Croatia) when a crime witness testified: "I heard a voice crying on the mountain in the Albanian language" (Latin: Audivi unam vocem, clamantem in monte in lingua albanesca).
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Dudes last name is literally Vojvoda lmfao ain't no way.
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They think repeating their buzzwords and slapping their rudimentary symbols over and over again will make a difference lmao. It's a Shar Mountain dog and has nothing to do with Albania. Insecure to the bone.
Albanian man with his Albanian shepherd puppies, known as the Albanian/Illyrian dog in Albanian lands 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱♥️. Illyrian/Albanian shepherds 🐕 are the most trusted dogs. They are autochthonous in the Albanian Alps, Sharri Mountains, for more than 2500 years.
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Tetovo is in Macedonia. Don't skip school .
🇦🇱🇭🇷Dukan Ahmeti (16) is the biggest talent .For NK Istra 1961, he is currently apart of the Croatia u17s and he is being scouted by AC Milan. His family hails from Tetova, Albania and speaks Albanian first in his household, he’s a very huge talent in Croatia and one to watch.
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Both smuggling cocaine?.
A soldier who fought for freedom and protected his country, was killed by Serbs during the 90s war, which resulted in the deaths of thousands of innocent people at the hands of Serbian forces. His son is following in the footsteps of his legendary father.
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Keep these in mind when Albanians blame the Macedonians and Serbs for "killing children" .
The youngest martyr of the Albanian Nation, only 14 years old. Glory to our Hero 🫡
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Thanks @AberdeenFC fans for the welcome and support you gave Bojan. Now I have a team to support in Scotland 💪.
🔴⚪️👋🏻 Bojan Miovski’s farewell today at Aberdeen as planned…. …he’s set to join Girona next week, deal almost done and here we go soon 🤝🏻.
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At this point it's more cost effective to imprison Albanians at birth and just release the normal ones once they're 18.
🚨 BREAKING: Albanian🇦🇱 islamist from 🇲🇰 #NorthMacedonia Beran A. (19) planned the terrorist attack at the Taylor Swift concert in #Austria 🇦🇹. Thus organizers canceled the concert. During the police interrogation he said that he planned to kill "non-believers in #Vienna.
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Thousands of dollars worth of Albanian online AstroTurf campaigns/accounts like Admirim and Kos Data are getting dog-walked by an angry Romanian because KosData didn't list Romania in the medal count. Years of effort to rehabilitate Albanian image online down the drain 💪🇷🇴.
🇦🇱 Albanians have the lowest IQ in Europe, with an average score of 81.75, making them almost borderline mentally retarded. Data: World Population Review (2024)
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Didn't I tell you?. Goes to German airport and speaks Albanian, gets banned and now cries "hate crime" and oppression like a classic BLM PoC lmfao. Love it.
Bebe Rexha provides update:. “I BELIEVE THIS TO BE A HATE CRIME BECAUSE I AM ALBANIAN. HE WOULD NOT LET ME TAKE HIS NAME.”
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KFOR when you ask them how UCK was able to cross the Serbia/Macedonia border fully armed 276 times a day to commit terrorist attacks in 2001.
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Greeks will never recover from this.
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So funny when a modern nation adopts a medieval symbol in 1912 and then suddenly retroactively it means it's the longest flag in use lmao.
🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱. The 5th oldest flag in Europe. Our hateful neighbors can simply just suck it.
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@FightHaven Albanians in replies talking about a fair fight is peak irony. Don't have the balls to fight unless its 10v1 but a few of them get knocked around and they suddenly know and want dueling rules implemented lmao.
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🇧🇬 Prime Minister Petkov left stuttering on BBC interview after host points out his hypocrisy.
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This shit again lmfao.
🇦🇱 FACT . Albanian flag is one of the oldest in the world. First used in the League of Lezha in 1443, nevertheless the unique two-headed eagle symbol is used way before in Albania. Happy Flag Day to Albanians
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Ottoman mosque. Not Albanian, it was finished in 1438. Abdurahman Pasha's reconstruction does not make it Albanian.
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I would be embarrassed if my peoples best players were this "patriotic" while playing in another countries shirt lmfao.
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literally kosovo and albos in macedonia lmao.
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Every day on this app.
Dear Slavo -"Macedonians", .I see you're flattering yourselves in the QT, so here we go. Your hatred of Albanians is more fear than hatred, it's the resentment of the underdog, of the slave, the loser, the oppressed. We have been oppressed by the same peoples (Serbs & Greeks .1/.
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Only Greeks put statues of the people that conquered them.
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It's understandable that a parasite would not identify with the host that is feeding it. If you don't like it however, you can leave.
As 🇦🇱from 🇲🇰I hate being asked by foreigners where I‘m from. Bc I would have to say 🇲🇰but I don't identify with anything 🇲🇰 bc I'm 🇦🇱but I can't say I'm from 🇦🇱bc I live outside today's fake borders drawn by Western powers. But then I would have to give a lesson on Balkan history.
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Albanians literally cannot think of anything else but greater Albania.
Mirlind Daku:. “The new kit? It should contain red and black and the map of Ethnic Albania.”
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The insistence of Albanians to use Kosovë instead of Kosovo even in English is a sign of how fragile their claim and/or identity is. You don't see people saying "My country Norge" or "I'm from Deutschland". The biggest irony is that Kosovo itself is a Serb name.
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Albanians posting a statue made by a Dane in the mid 1800s of the Roman god Vulcan as proof of some link to the ancients you literally can't make this up.
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Albanians never beating the negroid allegations.
A train in Germany. Where the fuck have they seen an albanian looking like that?!?!. They mixing us up with Morocco ffs
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Funny coming from a guy whos country doesn’t even exist, bro u live in a stimulation.
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Reality:
The people of Dinaric race are 🇦🇱 highlanders. Science using DNA confirms dinaric race is older than 10000 years and still today exists in north 🇦🇱 known as highlanders/ Malsoret. The tall people with long nose and big skulls. Look Italian police camper to Albanian highlander.
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On social media Vs IRL ⬇️
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So took a few minutes and drew up property tax collection rate averages from 2017 to 2019 and superimposed it with albanian population in Macedonia. Its funny how the "major albo municipality list" is practically also the "lowest taxes paid list"
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And then they wonder why everyone hates their guts lmfao.
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Whoah,,, 25 to 35c in the south of europe during the hottest months of the year,,,,, the south has fallen. .
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Just when you thought albanians have reached the bottom they keep surprising you lmfao.
As a @acmilan fan, I feel embarrassed and ashamed with the fact the club praised (just before the game) a fascist and genocide denier, like Novak Djokovic. Bravo Inter.
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How on earth did it fall at exactly the right angle to hit every single one of them this is not a looney tunes skit lmfao.
#FranceRiots: Masked crews of rioters have been going around the banlieues (suburbs) of Paris & cutting down poles that have CCTV cameras. In one incident, a severed pole crashed down on several of their own rioters. France has been crippled by days of race riots by youths of
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Everything about "greater Albania" is unaesthetic, the borders, the toponyms, the coat of arms, the colour schemes they use—full black on full red, bold Arial font 0/10.
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Croatia has to be so accepting because they don't want to ruin their good neighborly relations with Slovenia
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The flag. The language. The mountains.
TOP 10 MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS. 1. The flag of Albania.2. The Albanian Language.3. The Albanian Sea-side.4. The Albanian Mountains .5. Albanian Food.6. Traditional Albanian Dance- Valle.7. Albanian Oral Tradition.8. Albanian Clothing.9. Albanian Race.10. Albanian Music. 🇦🇱🔥.
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Albanian nationalists posting genetic results about their relatedness to Illyrians posting the wrong kind of genetic test. My friend what you should be testing is how related your mother and father are.
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Tetovo is not an Albanian city it was founded as a Slavic village in the 14th century and became a town in the 17th century Albanians were a minority in Tetovo until the 60's. Albanian diplomats in the 20th century said that only Turkish and Slavic were spoken in Tetovo.
It's located in the Albanian city of Tetova, has historically to this day been guarded & maintained by Albanians, the ones who pray in it 5 times a day are Albanians. It is an Albanian mosque through & through.
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"Our symbol of pride and culture". "Their symbol of hate, nationalism and genocide "
UEFA and the entire world must recognize the difference between the Albanian double headed eagle hand sign and the Serbian three finger salute. The Albanian double headed eagle hand sign represents cultural pride and unity, symbolizing Albanian heritage without any wartime
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Albanians be like:. "Here is our Albanian hero S̵̨̪̾̈́̿͐͛́̒̚͘͘t̴͕̓͊̃́͝e̸̟̲̯̣̼̺͉̬͐̃͜f̴̩̽ͅą̴̬̼̻̱͔̖͇̖̀͂̏͑̏̚n̶̢̛̛͔̝̩̩̼̠̜̗̽͛͑̚͝ ̵̻̞̑͋̓ġ̵̝̫͈̰̠͔̩̹̊̐̈̌̄̅e̵̢͈̻͎͉̘̹̾̈͝c̵̏̆̆ͅo̸̢̯̪̩̖̘͎̝̐͋́̚̕̚͝v̸̧̛̤̖̪͓͐̅̕͝". And hope nobody will notice his name is Slavic.
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Bulgarians and Greeks aren't:.- Using electricity that they don't pay for (see aracinovo et al.).- Not paying taxes (see literally any albo town).- Dealing drugs.- Dragging the IQ and PISA scores down.- Destroying the pension/medical system by using them without paying for them.
Greece refuses your name and identity, Bulgaria claims your ethnicity and language, Serbia disputes your religious institutions, but it is the Albanians you hate the most… for wanting to speak Albanian?.
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Iranian cleric vindicated unto eternity
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zero shame, zero sense
@la_macedonienne @sazomuerte360 You are not REAL Macedonians. #Facts .You are documented SLAVS that migrated to the Balkans 1000+ years after the demise of ancient Macedonia. The Vergina Sun - Star symbol is a trademarked HELLENIC symbol because it’s found all over ancient Greece. It has nothing to do with 🇲🇰
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These people genuinely believe that greater albania actually existed in real life and that it was separate from the ottomans and that some grand conspiracy literally signed a few papers in London and poof it disappeared lmfao.
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Can't believe Macedonia downgraded it's banknote design so dramatically.
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Reminder that Albanians emigrate out of Macedonia in such a disproportionate number that the German embassy in Macedonia replies in Albanian by default lmao.
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Sneaking Albanian in like we wouldn't notice.
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Twitter political commentators be like: surely if we arbitrarily choose to accommodate certain countries expansionist projects but not others this will bring peace to the Balkans.
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Albanians be naming their kids Woody Gymshitty and go "how did you know I was Albanian" 💀💀💀.
In a flagrant diplomatic violation, Macedonian security assaulted 🇽🇰 Kosovo’s President @VjosaOsmaniPRKS, blatantly disregarding international norms and exposing deep 🇷🇺 Kremlin-aligned 🇷🇸 Serbian influence in 🇲🇰 North Macedonia.
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Definition of goyslop.
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@VudiXhymshiti @VjosaOsmaniPRKS 1. She was flying as private citizen with wizzair.2. Even if she wanted to use "diplomatic immunity" the diplomatic pouches need to be designated and personal affects are still checked. 3. "Kosovo" is not a signatory of the Vienna Convention as it is not a UN member 🤡🤡🤡.
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Bulgarians shamelessly exhibiting looted artefacts lmao.
The Trebenishte necropolis near Ohrid (VI-V c. BC) was discovered by the Bulgarian military in 1918. It was explored by Serbian, Macedonian and Slovenian archelogists for decades. Sofia is hosting a joint exhibition by Bulgaria, N. Macedonia and Serbia. An absolute must-see.
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Making a charcuterie board consisting solely of Croatian meats and cheeses for my Serbian gf
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Albanian begging someone else to beat the Serbs because they are incompetent lmao. Typical.
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@Prebond_Rex > Hide in villagers houses and don't let them leave despite warnings.> Continue to shoot from the houses .> "Oh kuku none they are bombing the house wtf" . yeah.
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1. Picture is from Stratsin near Kratovo in Macedonia. 2. Serbs fought against the Turkish army. Albanians acted only as volunteers. Albanians keep blatantly lying It's so sad lmfao
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Evil slavs killed "innocent" children. The children in question:.
Kurr nuk e harroje kete shikim e buzeqeshje. Vetem me kete foto kisha me guxu me i dale perpara Fadil Berishes, edhe Avni Selmanit, edhe çdo fotografi te botes. Ky eshte Fitush Kukaj, 17 vjeçar, ushtar i UÇK-se, pak dite para se te vritej ne Luften e Koshares.
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@AncientDardania The god breed doesn't have a nationality lmao. It's a mountain dog that has been known by many names. You are so starved of historical accomplishments that you stoop to appropriating a dog breed name, a name given to it by your enemies lmao.
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Albanians = BLM. Non-story of how a migrant smuggler assaulted a cop and tried to steal his gun resulted in a shootout that sadly took the life of a woman trying to cross the border illegally. Yet Albanians instantly go on a BLM-esque social justice crusade and cry oppression.
📣 Justice for Fatmata!. Fatmata was shot in front of her husband, by police, in Macedonia on Wednesday. She had just crossed the border from Greece, the country that had denied her asylum, making her invisible, a non person.
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"And the warriors of Alexander, where are they now?" "You're looking at 'em, asshole."
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Because the evil Serb Smoki obviously xhenosajded the autochthonous Dardanian Flips. Have you considered calling Madeleine Albright?.
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1. The etymology of Slav is bellow:.2. You were slaves of the Slavs (still crying oppression today).3. 90% of your "autochtonous" toponyms are of slavic origin. 4. Only reason you still exist is converting to Islam to lick the sultans boot. Biggest L on earth.
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Westoids discussing name changes and compromise solutions funny to see after Macedonia name dispute was considered silly and "backwards". .
friends know i am a hater and a contrarian, so i will just say it:. this whole concept is dumb, useless, ahistorical, and makes the United States look bad and petty
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Which ethnicity in the balkans claims it's been here since before the sun. But when asked how many toponyms they have in their own language the answer is always none?
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Source: US state department.
Најнизок квалитет на живот. 1. Русија.2. Места што ги напаѓа Русија.3. Места кај што живеат русофили
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Albania in their dreams (claims) vs Albania after getting a reality check by the evil barbarian illiterate slav invaders.
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How the bulgarian flag was created in 2 easy steps:.Step 1: Step 2:
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Albanian inferiority complex (especially albos from KiM) is really crazy lmfao.
Kosovar-British singer Rita Ora gets angry when Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic appears on billboard.
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@nntaleb If you republish the hardcover incerto series due to this you will ruin me financially.
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Beginning to think Western Europe is the real shit hole. Haven't seen a home or hotel in eastern Europe without AC ever.
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Albanian nationalist twitter losing 5 soldiers 🫡🫡.
🇨🇭🇽🇰 A Kosovar family has been ordered to leave Switzerland after being accused of receiving over 600,000 francs in social assistance.
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