Any auburn fan upset about bama fans celebrating us losing is dumb. We give them just as much hell as they give us. It part of the fun. Part of what makes it special
Cracked a tall boy before 11 AM today for many reasons : 1. My brother is getting married tomorrow 2. My date for the wedding canceled last min.
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. It's Friday the 13th, I feel extra spooky, and we'll probably die today anyway. 4. It's 5 o'clock somewhere 5. 280 characters🖕🏻
Any auburn fan upset about bama fans celebrating us losing is dumb. We give them just as much hell as they give us. It part of the fun. Part of what makes it special
After all the shit I’ve had to deal with this past year I went and got registered and I’m about to be back in a real classroom and off a damn truck and I couldn’t be any more excited about it. It’s been a grind but no more 5 am tweets from me starting August lol
Are you a young man age 13-20? Have you punched holes in walls that you need repaired ASAP before mom sees? Call me chief I got you covered. Sly plaster and wall repair at your service. In and out discreetly in under an hour. Can work under the cover of darkness if necessary
This morning before the sun ever even came up I saw a man walk into a gas station and grab a four loko and pay for it in change he clearly just scraped up. Whole time in line he was breathing like he just ran a marathon. This was only the 2nd wildest thing happen to me today lol
When I was in 3rd grade my dad almost got fired from his job because he gave a presentation using pictures from his digital camera and to their and his surprise was a picture of my 8 year old little boy ass I decided to take a pic of the day before
Lol I remember in 8th grade I posted the lyrics to “Young, Wild, and Free” on my Facebook wall. Little did I know I had ruthless and immediate backlash coming from both my mom and my nazi-like Christian school. Best part was at the time I had neither ever drank nor smoked lmao
This dude was tryna rob folks in Waffle House so a cook and some waitresses came chasing him in the store BEATING HIS ASS and he was talking bout “call the police l” and the cook said “fuck the police you getting street justice. You gon learn your lesson” I’m hear for that
Gooood morning to the beautiful people that like this tweet. May your Monday be smooth and your week even smoother. For the haters and losers, of which there are many, If you scroll by, you’re lucky if you even make it to Friday
@MrOhSoWreQless
This is true and it’s fucked up. But I think showing what appears to be a happy, loving, and normal family like this makes it even more chilling. Like you never know who is capable of what
Getting double cheeked up today folks payday tomorrow and the weekend is in the horizon. Keep grinding baby we almost there. It doesn’t have to be a bad day get up and get after that ass. Let’s have a Thursday
I get home from work. Eat. Catch up on tweets. Fire a couple mediocre ones off Just to relish in my 5-6 likes. Goodnight excited to do it again tomorrow. Subscribe pls
You’re stupid as hell. It’s literally fucking inside her. And now y’all are trying to take away the choice even if it’s made between both partners. Also I just looked at your profile and I’d like to know who tf you think you are 😂
mY bOdY mY cHoIcE is a stupid argument. A baby inside of you is not a part of your body. If a woman was pregnant, you wouldn’t ask her, how is your body? You would ask, how is your baby? Funny how it changes to a part of “your body” when you want to abort it.
#AlabamaAbortionBan
Gooooooood hump day morning! Halfway to another check baby let’s goooooooo but if you don’t like this tweet you’ll have a bad day. Sorry I don’t make the rules