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@marv0cado
george’s father
9 months
Shagz unaamka 10 unapatana na agemates wako wameosha nguo wamefungulia kuku wamekata nyasi wamechinja ngombe wamechemsha nduma wameenda stage
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@marv0cado
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1 year
@litlettee Like she’s so pretty and whimsical
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@marv0cado
george’s father
10 months
Running in the rain is so ghetto eww kwani how much is an umbrella
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Umecram till number ya Black Curves. Content ya course yako is where you draw the line.
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@marv0cado
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10 months
me liking your highlights from july 2022 because they look good and shame is a social construct:
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@marv0cado
george’s father
10 months
Lecturers wanakatazanga watu wamefika late kuingia class is everything okay at home?? How does it feel to be stuck in an unhappy marriage??? Nkt.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
The problem started in primary school when I learnt how to turn sweaters into babies.
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@marv0cado
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1 year
Me after randomly remembering Carlotta akichoma dress ya Paloma na pasi:
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@marv0cado
george’s father
9 months
Kama mpesa yako sai iko 100+ unaringa
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@marv0cado
george’s father
9 months
Spotify needs to add an update where you send songs to someone else’s queue
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Clothes shopping with parents has to be top 5 in most stressful experiences.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
God of urgency nitoe kwa kitanda niende nisome.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
You ever stare at a word long enough that it’s spelling stops making sense??
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
making out with someone who has velo in their mouth >>>>>
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
We’d make such a cute couple if you just saw the vision!!!
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
In my head mimi siwezi ibiwa simu. Nakukimbiza nakushika nakueka headlock na ngumi tatu nachukua simu. Alafu watu hapo around wana cheer.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
I’m giving Kenyan music a chance and OMG?!??!?!! Hamkuniambia mbona? Recommendations pls 🤲🏿
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
Finally used my s3x playlist for its intended purpose 🥹
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
I will “what are we” to you very boldly idc.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
How I sleep at night knowing there’s people out here who struggle with insomnia:
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@shawrizz
thisissorandom🍉
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Kwani the wicked hatutapata ata lepe la usingizi Jameni 😭
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
name a show where the first season ate and the rest threw up. i’ll start: 1. Bridgerton 2. Euphoria
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Talking to myself but I’m wearing my airpods so it looks like I’m on a phone call.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
11 months
Huduma day na sijahudumiwa 😔😔
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Our class rep is INDIAN like miss girl fight for your rights at least?!?!?!
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
J Cole’s verse on Pretty Little Fears.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
@_kathesh Let’s talk about them liking your every message 😭😭😭
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
How I’m sleeping tonight knowing damn well I may have contributed to age limit being introduced in Cafe Kaya.
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@marv0cado
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1 year
text them during angel numbers… feed their delusions…
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@marv0cado
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9 months
How mfs in alliance used to walk:
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@marv0cado
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@marv0cado
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@labandar0n yoo “unakaa kama hukai” 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
Malibu update 💝
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Flirty Carlos son or Priscilla Waimani daughter
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Cactus owino🐛(Richard Gere in a Tux)
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Kwani everyone doesn't like flirty Carlos??? I'd kms😭😭
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
A minute of silence for the UON students sleeping in the school hostels 😞😞😞
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@marv0cado
george’s father
10 months
Uko “hey” “hey” kila siku on delivered hadi unadelete zingine kiasi ndo zisikae mingi 😭😭
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
Classes zenyu zinakaa ugly by the way… nyinyi wenye mnatustreak.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
9 months
Ijboled w my friends yesterday
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@marv0cado
george’s father
9 months
huto tunywele twa uso tunani nini 🤭🤭
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@Facedasarcasm
The 🐓🍭 Residence
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What’s your favorite face card that says, “take a seat”? 🤔
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
y’all on the tl need to decide on whether kaleidoscope is a good or a mid show
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Pesa niko nayo saa hii nikiwithdraw atanipea zikiwa coins
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
It’s okoa sem season and to get in character I’m walking around like Annalise Keating so I can get things done.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Why my eyes red?! Where your dad???
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
Wananipea longs instead of shots 😭😭😭 nusu tumbler????
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
abeg i dont have cool cousins 😭😭
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
We’re bookmarking those your body tweets na tunajishikashika nazo.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
mimi nasuffer 😭😭 azin E inamaanisha?!?
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@marv0cado
george’s father
9 months
“Talk to my hand my head is busy Give me a break before I go chizi” I mean- 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@ryandontnut
Homelander's weakness 🍼
9 months
Defund class 2 clapbacks
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
I want the confidence of people who post on tiktok.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
“Wacha nikusave sasa,” said this classmate of mine after 7 whole months of interaction
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@marv0cado
george’s father
10 months
@abby_joa31148 Try this 😭😭
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@marv0cado
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1 year
@itsvelzian It’s giving
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
@OnlyMatthewss A very valid question right here!!! Ama they’re juh vibing like
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
@arianatorswildt 😫😫😫
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
the sun was sunning
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Chapo 40 sawa. ICE CREAM CONE 50?!??!?!
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
“I’ve grown and I’ve learnt” ebu grow na huko 😭😭😭
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
have you ever been attracted to someone’s walking style??
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
@SarahO_Connell @SimuLiu can I get an ax²+bx+c=0 up in here
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@marv0cado
george’s father
7 months
Birthdays should start in March and end in November. If otherwise you’re an attention seeker just say that
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
vile maths inanichenga uni unaeza kosa kuamini marks zangu za KCSE
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
This one next to me kwa mat is giving me severe side eyes as I scroll through the TL… She’s looking at this rn too LMAO hi hun
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george’s father
1 year
Hii jasho ya watu wa UON hadi inaonjeka on top of kunusika 😕
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
mnapost my funny tweets kwa status zenu alafu mnacrop jina 😕… hiyo tabia mtawacha
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
The feminine urge to steal huto tu toy cars twa driving school 😩😩
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
we can see your tiktok reposts btw 💕
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
instagram ATE with that new thing above the dm’s like
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Med students mko serious mnasoma literally all the parts of the body?? Za ndani na za nje pia??? 🫢
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
watu si wajinga bwanaa…
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@marv0cado
george’s father
11 months
Watu walikuwa wanaumwa na nairobi fly tukiwa shule ewwww that was embarrassing
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@marv0cado
george’s father
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george’s father
1 year
In my head mimi siwezi ibiwa simu. Nakukimbiza nakushika nakueka headlock na ngumi tatu nachukua simu. Alafu watu hapo around wana cheer.
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@marv0cado
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2 years
Hold people accountable.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
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Med students wa JKUAT mko sawa?? The liquor is too much 🥵
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
I’m too young to be this old
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
Me freaking out after ppl say “I know you from twitter” as if my avi and my pinned tweets are not my literal face:
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@marv0cado
george’s father
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nimepata doo kwa mfuko ya nguo mungu bariki wengine tafadhali
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
two “i don’t chase i attract” ppl waiting for the other to text first:
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@marv0cado
george’s father
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That one person who is dedicated to sending you reels on instagram instead of sending you tiktoks like a normal person.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
idk ask them
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@targturf_
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1 year
how do you serve cunt in an evil way?
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@marv0cado
george’s father
9 months
Mnaboo wtf mbona mmesha fungua spotify wrapped zenyu?? Kwani hampendi suspense???
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
Never in a million years will you guess what happened when I saw my ex today for the first time this year.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
“that’s my doggie “we mbwa” doggie”
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
the aunties are drinking this one up for the next two weeks…
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
I remember my favorite thing to do in school was telling people “birthday yako imeisha” the day after their birthday.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
snap map mko evenly distributed 🤣
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
“umewatch the real housewives of- ”
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@marv0cado
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I’ll say yes so fast when someone says “can I ask you a personal question?” as if I won’t be shook by the question they throw at me.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
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“Ye ive always had your twitter” …wdym you’VE ALWAYS had my twiTTER!!???
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
currently playing organic chemistry tutor at x1.75 because my exams are coming up and i have never attended a maths lecture
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
I think I’m sad and going through shit and then I come on here to find everyone sad and going through shit. Vv comforting, 10/10 app. I love Twitter.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
11 months
It’s kim kardashian’s birthday and you’re watching football
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@marv0cado
george’s father
10 months
@kaundalvin You said:
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
Curating your personality for me to fall in love with you is very wild behavior.
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
Westmall twitter if interaction circles and ngl links were not a thing:
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@marv0cado
george’s father
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@MainaShawn none if they both say no homo
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@marv0cado
george’s father
2 years
@Harryssfw kenya before her bbl
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@marv0cado
george’s father
1 year
Airpods zikinyeshewa zinaachanga kuwork????!?? 😭😭😭
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@marv0cado
george’s father
7 months
When our racist misogynistic homophobic ableist roommate brings us fruits from home every Sunday so we forgive him 💕
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