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movies, wrestling, bed rotting. all opinions my own. he/him
Joined May 2018
so after one too many public breakdowns on here, ive decided to put my ego aside and finally start crowdfunding to leave my shitty situation. really any little bit counts — i just need to rebuild my savings so i can finally live my life.
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gojira getting accused of doing satanic rituals…metal is so back.
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the fact that the golden globes gaslit and essentially mocked brendan fraser for being assaulted by their former president for YEARS, only to turn around and nominate him for an award to get him back into their good graces…what an absolutely spineless and horrid organization.
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HIS NAME IS COUNT ORLOCK. NOSFERATU IS THE OLD ROMANIAN TRANSLATION OF VAMPIRE. NOSFERATU IS NOT THE NAME OF THE VAMPIRE.
Bill Skarsgård will play the titular monster in Robert Eggers’ ‘NOSFERATU’ remake. (Source: Deadline)
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sorry if this makes me a loser but this is genuinely depressing to me. online anthropology is being destroyed each and every day all because some billionaire is upset that he isn’t getting high enough post engagement.
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no bc it’s so disrespectful that they put the best actor category dead last, made his likeness into an nft, and then rushed to end the show as soon as the winner was announced.
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“there has to be a place in feminism for women who look and act like me”
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good for her.
Millie Bobby Brown Says She’s Never Seen a Marvel or Harry Potter Movie
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these are two extremely different movies.
i dont know how but these type of films making a comeback is related just give me Five minutes to prove it
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netflix’s revival of gilmore girls reportedly averaged nearly five million viewers when it premiered. it’s also the only place you can watch the original series on streaming as netflix owns exclusive licensing rights. i don’t think it’s that hard to put two and two together here.
Sean Gunn going to the Netflix picket line while knowing WB pays his royalties and NOT Netflix so he doesn’t get in the way of his brother’s bag (that’s probably as big as the greedy CEO’s he’s protesting) is kinda scummy.
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the mainstream media doesn’t want you to know this
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how long has his bit been in development. how deep does it go.
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i hope the new saw movie continues this new and cherished tradition of putting backwards hats on characters to show that a scene takes place in the past
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i really do hate you people for bastardizing “art is supposed to make you uncomfortable” because you’ve taken one of art’s most thrilling facets (how it toys with your emotions and sense of surroundings) and used it to defend yourself for enjoying rape scenes in movies.
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if there absolutely cannot be more than one female director nomination, i am happy it went to the director of the complex legal drama than the director of the toy commercial
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yeah the oscar selfie is cringe and old and whatever idc. its still one of the most popular social media posts in history and now the original post is just. gone. imagine how many other photos and posts pre-2015 have been lost to the ether.
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amber liu sensing stans blaming her for every kpop controversy
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actors will really put their reputations on the line working for an abusive director for the sake of “the craft” only for the end product to look like shit.
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found an insane post recommended to me on pinterest
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honestly? normalize getting violent when someone sexually harasses you and refuses to stop.
Jacob Elordi is involved in a police investigation in Australia after allegedly assaulting a radio producer on Saturday.
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baz luhrmann was so real for trying to bankrupt netflix within its first couple years as a streaming service.
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absolutely undefeated
Quote this with the worst tweet ever.
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thinking about some of my favorite photos ever shot
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this really is the perfect example of how assault survivors are treated under the hollywood system. you’re abused, outcast, gaslit, made out to be black sheep of the industry…but then, when they realize you’re actually worth something, you get showered with performative praise.
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the fact that succession will be ending on all the characters facing the music on how their “trivial” problems can literally destroy the lives of so many people…god dammit jesse armstrong you maniac. it’s fucking brilliant and cruel and so unbelievably fitting.
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gonna start calling male actors who frequently collaborate with male directors “muses”.
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@selahspades the fact that this was the first death of a woman shown in the jurassic park franchise 😭.
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@guymrdth it’ll never not amaze me how peele refused to just keep doing it over and over, but rather, recognized his own flaws and tried to improve upon them while widening his scale. and that’s why when you look at all three of his movies, get out isn’t the best of the bunch.
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fake “women covered in blood <3” posters when real monstrous feminine enjoyers come at them.
Ethel Cain (an indie transwoman musician) made this post about an hour ago on tumblr & then deleted it.
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effectively, wb does not control the distribution of gilmore girls like they used to. they theoretically own the ip but netflix is in full control of how it’s being consumed. THATS the issue here, you fucking clown.
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director famously avoidant of relationship drama greta gerwig.
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we desperately need to destigmatize film production education as being a dead end option because you get people talking about green screen overlay like it’s the most advanced thing any television show has ever done.
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the reason may december didn’t get more than one nomination is because it tackles the side of the industry that academy voters would rather ignore
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the rooftop scene in may december clears every performance in barbie by the way.
2024 Oscar nominations – Best Supporting Actor. • Sterling K. Brown, American Fiction.• Robert Downey Jr., Oppenheimer.• Robert De Niro, Killers of the Flower Moon.• Ryan Gosling, Barbie.• Mark Ruffalo, Poor Things
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the fact that *this* specific look of harley’s is so iconic and barely anyone references her (far better designed) outfits from the other two movies in her trilogy will never not be maddening to me.
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ai software not being recognized as legitimate writing in media…guys it’s all going to be okay 😄😄😄😄😄😄.
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turn on james mangold all you want, but he’ll always be a hall of famer for this alone
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@theshapeburns lionsgate realizing that their movie about the healthcare affordability crisis is resonating with test audiences
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like it’s very clear that this video and his “new” one was shot on the same day so. how long as he been working on this 😭.
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the iconic bike slide from akira is extremely hard to pull off in live action because the specific angle of kaneda’s bike would have caused it to fall while in motion. the only live action homage of the shot that wasn’t accomplished by a technicality was from jordan peele’s nope
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i will always maintain that birds of prey would’ve done an elemental-esque box office comeback based on word of mouth, had it not released *right* before the pandemic.
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i will say though that we really, really shouldn’t start speculating that people who make bad exploitation art are actual sex criminals because you risk creating a very slippery slope into policing art as a whole.
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so what happens when only one streaming service is able to gain control of a highly popular dramedy and only services it out to two hyperspecific cable channels? the residuals dry up insanely fast, and it doesn’t matter if your brother is an exec. you’re still fucked.
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also it’s important to note that gilmore girls is syndicated but only on two niche cable channels: uptv (and only for the thanksgiving holiday) and logo tv. the average viewership numbers for these channels do not come *close* to how many subscribers netflix has.
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the culkins surviving a turbulent childhood in the spotlight and turning their careers into only playing little freaks is very important.
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doctor sleep ends with danny burning the overlook hotel to the ground while seeing the ghost of his mother as a metaphor for not allowing the past to be recreated over and over again.
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let me see if i can gather my thoughts, as succinctly and palatable for social media consumption as possible. there's seemingly no right way lesbians and queer women can create art about our experiences. no matter how we create this art, no matter what we do. it turns out wrong.
god dammit, i *just* retired from criticism, and now i'm gonna have to write about the love lies bleeding theater fiasco, aren't i.
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it’s so insane that, for as long as the akira slide has been referenced in pop culture, there’s only two real instances of it being accomplished in live action because the physics of it are difficult to pull off
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i saw a tweet recently asking “who is art really supposed to be uncomfortable for” and i just got very sad thinking about how good art is uncomfortable for everyone regardless of identity (a feeling that is perceived differently across its audience) and yet it’s used in this way.
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wake up babe new rhianca married lesbian couple picture just dropped
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celebrities only exist to entertain the masses, so why should they matter if they can’t even do that? BOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅.
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honestly the ezra miller allegations/expose couldn’t have come at a worse time, when trans and nonbinary people are being labeled en masse as groomers. i’m honestly terrified for how people are going to weaponize the actions of one against everyone.
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promising young woman being this award season’s joker/bo rhap/three billboards is a win for girlbosses everywhere.
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i swear this isn’t meant to be a dig or jab or a way to prevent women from doing anything. i’m just genuinely lost and the descriptor of “hot girl movie” as a lost art form makes me even more confused?.
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we truly live in a society.
Selena Gomez will star in Drake-produced psychological-thriller 'Spiral' directed by Petra Collins. The story follows a former social media influencer whose addiction to social media is causing her body to literally fall apart. (via @DEADLINE)
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every time pinocchio was like “oh wow, i love being a real boy! everything is so lovely!” not understanding that the world he was experiencing was being torn apart by a fascist war machine
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ending the show on the story’s terms instead of dragging it out pointlessly and running it into the ground >>>>>>>.
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it’s so crazy how anyone was able to get out of this movie unscathed but *especially* her.
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personally i think a man who helped harvey weinstein blacklist women he’s assaulted and has allegedly groped women himself should be followed and humiliated for the rest of his life!.
How do people not see how weird and fucked up this is Lmao.
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and only six of them are by female critics, mine included 🙃 that may not be a major gap at first glance, but it says so much about what critic demographics are able to write for major publications during these festivals.
‘BOTTOMS’ debuts with 94% on Rotten Tomatoes from 17 reviews. Read our review:
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@itsnotjess123 we gave texas chainsaw massacre 2022 too much slack. i want everyone involved in that production to pay.
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i think it’s very funny that the dear evan hansen movie apparently cut out the song where everyone calls evan out for being a sociopath.
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i don't think we talked nearly enough about how logan specifically made his mausoleum have four cabinets.
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it’s taken me a while to realize this, but i think sufjan is one of our best writers about the nuances of queerness. there is a gentleness to his saddest songs and a bittersweetness to his happiest. but the one thing that isn’t there is doubt or regret for living his truth.
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in light of the fantastic four director news, here’s my fancast for reed richards, sue storm, ben grimm, and johnny storm
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jessica chastain and oscar isaac at the scenes of a marriage venice premiere after party
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re: topher grace, i feel like both "finally someone good in that cast" and "the bar is on the floor" sentiments don't really get to the big issue that masterston's victims are trying to convey. that being good people are punished/victimized by misogynistically violent systems.
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shelley duvall archive is such a fascinating case study into the importance of accessible archival work. i’d argue that without her, the impact of shelley’s loss would be a lot more sinister. but the work she put in to humanize such an icon is commendable.
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my ex trying to explain why they had sex with other people while in a relationship with me:.
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me jumping back in time to k*ll logan before he could fuck up roman’s life as a kid
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the massive increase in terf/radfem rhetoric On Here is insanely worrying. like it seems like every semi-viral tweet criticizing patriarchal violence nowadays comes from someone who thinks all trans people are either predators or betrayers.
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it is still wild to me that they aged down the reporters that broke the weinstein story for its movie adaptation, all because they wanted more “recognizable” names attached to it.
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okay i’m not having fun with the barbie leaks anymore.
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everything else about this tweet aside, calling portrait of a lady on fire a “lesbian tumblr movie” is hilarious given how i’m not entirely certain that celine sciamma even has internet.
If you're genuinely mad that Paul Schrader got overly upset at the possibility that voters who put "what if we made the whole movie out of lesbian tumblr" over Barry Lyndon might have been motivated by political over aesthetic concerns, what exactly do you get out of his art.
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@Jfcdoomblade talk to me really proves that using they to refer to one person isn't confusing or unnatural in the least bit.
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a certain pop star slash actor speaks like the only thing going on in his mind is a monkey banging cymbals.
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you guys have to be insane to want to shit-talk j smith cameron.
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i joke about being a romanista but even after tonight, i still consider him one of tv’s best characters. if anything, tonight proves what a fascinating and tragic character he is, destroying everything in his path no matter what happens because he can’t bear to be on his own.
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obsessed with the implication that she was just standing there, hearing gaga recite her lines, and decided to do nothing about her accent. she said “yeah that’s good keep it up” and absolutely nothing else.
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(that one short film director has an insane advantage over other directors in her category and people should have started calling her out on how unfair her campaigning has been a lot earlier).
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THIS QUOTE???????.
Lucasfilm was planning to give Gina Carano her own Star Wars show and announce it during Disney Investors Day, but scrapped it after her tweets in November. "They had been looking for a reason to fire her for two months, and today was the final straw". (via @THR)
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give me one good reason why adrien brody was there.
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it’s fair to say that steven yeun, danai gurira, and jon bernthal have had the best post-twd careers, right?.
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oppenheimer is largely told through an unreliable narrator. this narrator considered the women in his life to be nothing more than “hysterical set dressings” and only realized this wasn’t the case until it was too late. as such, kitty is the closest thing we have to a hero.
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I LOVE CREATIVITY I LOVE THE HUMAN SPIRIT I LOVE THE UNIQUENESS OF OUR ABILITIES AS ARTISTS I LOVE MEDIA AND MOVIES AND TV AND ART!!!!!!!!!
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i don’t understand how anyone can watch this sequence and say that mission impossible ii is a bad movie
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there is nothing left to redeem for any of them. all of the roys are complacent even in their stubborn denial of facts. there is nowhere to go for them but down, and we really shouldn’t have expected anything else.
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idk about you guys but i definitely feel like shiv’s pregnancy is meant to be a tragedy befitting of the fates logan instilled in them. feel however you want about it but don’t be obtuse and say that this is framed as a positive character development.
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it’s objectively hilarious to cast a guy in your movie as essentially a misogynistic incel then fall in love with him.
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very funny seeing people already complain about the wigs in barbie. they are dolls.
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