Martin Houlden
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If forming an army, threatening Russia, taking over Italy & crushing Greece isn’t Hitleresque, I don’t know what is.
#BorisJohnson
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Apparently the suspicious package found at Old Trafford has been identified as a "trophy"
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I see
@Tobias_Ellwood
is unhappy with
@Nigel_Farage
and Reform again this morning - Perhaps if his party had tried to stop the rampant levels of knife crime in the UK, another boy wouldn't have been stabbed last night in Bournemouth, and Tobias would still have his job?
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It’s those poor people at the
#UKIP
membership department I feel sorry for. Some long hours ahead of you!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But they’re subject to an 8.5% tariff
Whilst we’re in the EU.
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The BBC have a strong left wing/remain bias, but i'm happy to stand up for
@TRISTANPASCOE
and say he's always given very balanced political reports with me. Sorry about the jeers last night - undeserved in your case.
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#UKIP
Win
#Bournemouth
vote with 37% of the vote. Cons 28% LibDems obliterated with less than 7%
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@Michael_Heaver
I live by the adage that if you’re annoying both Blair and Clarke then you’re doing something right!
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Break in and vandalism at UKIP Bournemouth Campaign Office last night. Superb response from Dorset Police
http://t.co/FcUYzXjZG4
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Dear
@LivingSocial
if you're wondering why I've unsubscribed, here's a screenshot of the crap you've been shovelling into my inbox in just the last 24 hours.
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Is anyone else thinking that
@38degrees
‘impartiality’ in the election might not be what it seems?
http://t.co/WhuPQZve09
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Thoroughly enjoyed
@GeoffNorcott
's new book "Where did I go right?" Can resonate with so many parts - very well observed. Get the Audible version!
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Still amazed to see that people in
#Rotherham
hate the Tories more than they love their own kids.
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RT
@jackduffin
:
#NUS
Conference has just voted to oppose
#UKIP
< Wonder if they’ll change after 2 years hunting around in the job market?
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Huge thanks to
@SuzanneEvans1
for officially opening our UKIP Bournemouth Office. A great start to the campaign!
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@MrHarryCole
Labour fundraising meeting: “how can we sell a tough stance on immigration to the voters?” - “Mugs” -Brilliant!
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Yet another Natalie Bennet car crash interview. I'm wondering if they really do have 54k members, or they just can't add up?
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@Michael_Heaver
it’s very important to listen to every single word Tony Blair says - then do the exact opposite!
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Superb UKIP election broadcast, very professional. Is
#newSecondParty
trending ahead of
#MyBritain
yet? (or
#heaversocks
?)
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Last night, my wife and I took
@DanielPriestley
to bed. Now that’s what I call being “Oversubscribed”
http://t.co/Z2q5P5YzGv
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RT
@LittleBlueDr
: Oh I see
@Laurawilkes
has deleted her tweet. Never mind, I grabbed it!
#ukip
http://t.co/JFiNbhfV8l
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Dear Europe. As a thank you for taking so many 'refugees' please accept this large wooden horse. Love Syria.
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webmasters - if you’re not keen on
#Pingdom
plans, try this
http://t.co/a4AlODh7Bh
totally free and up to 50 sites
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Hope The Guardian don’t get hold of this: UKIP member guilty of importing 'Class A’ Colombian:
http://t.co/b0erltcFQ1
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Penny Mordaunt's domain was first register in 2019 and then updated on April 1st this year
#guidofawkes
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This is not the dawn of 4 party politics - we still have 3 party politics… it’s just that the LIbDems no longer count
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@jackduffin
are you still allowed to call it a ‘full english’ sounds a bit offensive to immigrants if you ask me :-)
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So the US Military has lost an F-35.... Have they tried looking inside some of these?
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I suggested the first half...
Has anyone suggested switching the Labour Party off and switching it back on again yet?
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@Arron_banks
@Arron_banks
I'm the Reform PPC for Bournemouth East (I'm also the guy that acquired the domain and handed over to Liz back in 2016!) Can you follow so I can DM - some great plans I'd like to share with you.
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@liarpoliticians
What is it about the £183k a year taxpayer-funded pension that makes Lord Kinnock want to stay in the EU?
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In my Zendesk / Assistly conmparison i've found
#Freshdesk
which seems to all and more but about 1/3rd the cost. Any Freshdesk reviews?
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The irony of
@toryboypierce
trying to pretend he's supporting women, all whilst verbally domineering and bullying
@beverleyturner
is painful to watch. Stand up for innocent until proven Bev - you've got bigger balls than that slimy beta male.
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@DressBagShoes
I know you mean well, but it’s this sort of production that gives the Remain side ammunition. Would you consider removing?
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The BBC can fire as many people like Aled Jones as they like, but it still won't make amends for their complicity with Savile, Harris et al
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If Calais migrants were genuine why they all single men? If fleeing war surely you'd ensure your wife+kids got out with you?
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@voteleavedorset
@Nigel_Farage
@TiceRichard
@drdavidbull
@benhabib6
@voteleavedorset
can you follow me so I can DM. I am reform PPC for B-East
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Is anyone out there importing pre-sharpened pitchforks? Just thinking it may be a really good business opportunity.
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@ukipwebmaster
@voteleavedorset
@Nigel_Farage
@TiceRichard
@drdavidbull
@benhabib6
@UKIP
@reformparty_uk
@SteveUnwin01
@ClarkeMicah
@LoisPerry26
@KTHopkins
I have a vague recollection of such events ;-)
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@ukipwebmaster
@rog_ukip
Better to point out that the debt is now twice as bad in less than half the time. Is that fiscal conservatism then?
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@ukipwebmaster
:
#UKIP
has an iconic brand which is up there with Apple and Coca-Cola! < It’s “The Real Thing"
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David Cameron's ancestral estate in Aberdeenshire is called "Blairmore" - make of that what you will!
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"Robert Mugabe" backwards is what a Yorkshireman says when he finally finds a shop selling extra strong mints.
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Walking the dog on beach – was approached by a Cadburys ice-cream boat playing Benny Hill theme tune
#AmNotOnDrugs
http://t.co/bvgd4ezIEL
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@zapier
just sent ping + trace routes through to contact@ Ping results are: "Request timeout for icmp_seq 0"
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Psssst, don’t the EU know - there’s no such thing as a Gruffalo
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Cabbies on strike in protest against new technology is like Newspapers not printing because everyone’s reading online!
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Greece votes “No” and Unite back Jeremy Corbyn. Can today get any better?
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Has Maria Miller Resigned Yet?
http://t.co/zz5KTX1n2E
#MariaMiller
I've picked Thursday 5pm in the sweepstake! Get popcorn!
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So Ursula von der Leyen is elected President of the EU Commission after receiving 51% of the vote... Are the people who didn't vote for her now going to wage a three year campaign to have another vote?
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Hey Jeremy Corbyn. If Peter Mandleson invites you on a hill-walking holiday, I’d advise you give it a miss. Ok?
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Micheal Gove wants to cut prison sentences to ease overcrowding. Might I suggest he starts by releasing Sgt Alexander Blackman?
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@Suits_USA
love it, but please ditch the Auto-Donna storyline. It's so
#SharkJumping
it’s cringeworthy!
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@DickDelingpole
is it possible to be assassinated by combination of organic asparagus and faux leather sandals?
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@daily_internet
inbound transfer has completed, but your control panel still showing ‘inbound’ thus no access to DNS. Urgent
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Final
#NottingHillCarnival
stats:
320 arrests
5 stabbings
1 acid attack
2 in life-threatening condition
35 police injured
67 knife arrests
12 sex assaults
94 drug offenses
47 emergency workers attacks
And what does Two-Tier Kier have to say?....
Silence
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@jimmycarr
's new book must have been written by the lovechild of Deepak Chopra and Geppetto. But it's a brilliant read - get it now and be very surprised
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Cycling: An open letter to current Bournemouth Councillors. Please read:
http://t.co/b3FLKXXzqO
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@MrHarryCole
Special guest was due to be 8th President of the European Commission, but Caine insisted on blowing the bloody Delors off
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The weather seems to be giving it’s result on last nights election results:
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Hey
@Empire_Cinemas
you just lost over £25 as you tried to charge £2.20 booking fee. Odeon charge 21p on same tickets
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My advice? Pay close attention to whatever the CBI says, and then do the exact opposite.
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@liarpoliticians
Indeed: forming an army, threatening Russia, taking over Italy & crushing Greece. The EU are continuing the 1000 years
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@maxkeiser
you should buy yourself a sharp pointed umbrella and walk around with it just to freak them out.
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