So, I’m back 🎉, did u miss me🤔😂😂. Spent a lot of time travelling. Was nice to land in a country without going straight to a heliport or docks 😂. Seen my consultant twice. Says my condition is progressive but the meds are helping. Told him my ambition is to see this Xmas and next Xmas 🤞. He is hopeful 🎉 Spent 3 weeks in the sun/shade snorkelling and scubaing, massive depths of almost 5 mtrs 😂😂😂 Also I’m all full of lion fish, conch n Jonny cakes, I love that place. It’s like my 2nd home paid for by me, not Lord Alli 🤷‍♂️ Big news !!!! Met someone new 🎉🎉🎉🎉, well not new, someone I knew years ago but linked up again. The person? Me !!!!! Took some time but I remembered what I used to be like and tell u what, I’m not a bad bloke 😂😂😂. Also decided that I’ll be spending the rest of my life with me, I mean, what’s the point of falling in love with someone for a year? Makes no sense at all, so my days will be spent in my own company 😂 I might put up some pronouns to make it official 😂😂😂😂 So, back on twitter for a while, had a look last night and it’s good to see it’s still down in the gutter. Looking forward to catching up with some, burning bridges with others and telling most to fuck off as per normal. Play nice. Still love some of u lots and lots of u some 🥰🥰

Che soave zeffiretto - LE NOZZE DI FIGARO via @YouTube Early night away from screens required. Night night fuckers xx

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@NotSorrySami Beggars can’t be choosers 🤷‍♂️😭

@joannebenbrook Yet. It’s only 7pm 😂

@WelshBitch6996 U drive a hard bargain😂

@joannebenbrook 🤔🤔🤔

@NotSorrySami Virgin 😂

@WelshBitch6996 Oh go on then, mates rates 😂😂

@WelshBitch6996 Trust me, my XL hands are worth every penny 😂😂

@_llmac @ActivePatriotUK 😂😂😂. Played that game before.

@_llmac @Browbar1 The gang of wee hallions

@_llmac @Browbar1 Bout ye😂

@Browbar1 Don’t be so modest, u know ur a tart 😂😂

@_llmac @ActivePatriotUK I laughed a little too much at that 😂

@NicJenkins6 Mega line up tbf.

@Weggster @tgcharlton I was being polite (rare for me)😂😂

@Browbar1 So basically the same lifestyle but with a few quid in the bank 😂

@_llmac Getting old now. Got a little grey beard goin on 😂