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perfect archetype of the "good" amazon character / only normal people plz

the menivilization 🇨🇱
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twitter found some accounts you might like: - nintendo pedophile - extremely unfunny racist guy - anime pedophile - guy who just wants a gf real bad
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hispanics solved the representation issue by simply drawing homer simpson with a shirt of their favorite soccer team
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@goatexpert my mouse wants to know where i am, mfer, im holding u
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"you see a beautiful woman drinking alone in a restaurant, how do you open" hey have you played fallout new vegas or are you some boring fucking bitch
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people love remembering r*bin williams as this vague icon for "mental health awareness" but personally i like to see him as an icon of doing blow and having sex with hookers
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@goatexpert like this?
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wow the food ad has the gays in it im cant wait to eat from the trash can 😋
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i cannot get over how cute the new sapphic McDonald's commercial is 😭
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and so you bravely went and proved them right by being all of that but online
Yea, I loved being called the f-slur, the r-slur, and a pussy bitch everyday simply for...having long hair and being a low-needs autist. It was so chill.
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it's not my problem
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i was wondering why my audio was glitching out until i looked under my desk lol
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i like listening to nick rochefort and pretending i know how cars work :)
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it brings me great joy to once again post my #pixelart portrait of norm macdonald ;‿;
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"world peace season 2" but with only half the original cast and a bunch of wiggers filling in for the people missing sounds like what sam hyde is already doing but with "world peace season 2" scribbled in sharpie on top
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personally i listented to metal because the music was good i didnt "join it" like if it was a wellness cult cheers
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2 years
if you're cold, he's cold. will you let him in? 🥺😭 #pixelart #doom #poorbaby
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its so sad when women hit the wall and make a cartoon crash sound and leave a hole shaped like their silhouette and a pink bump comes out of their hair and birds start circling the bump
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are you really happy or are you "found dead from suicide, no signs of mental illness previously" happy
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1 year
the "anime voice" is just the voice acting equivalent of the "how to draw manga" scholastic book
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dutch is like if someone made up a language to mock people who talk german
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2 years
i dont need an excuse, i dont have to do anything
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A 23 year old sculpted this. What's your excuse?
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woah! meg white needs me? okay, i'll do it. i'm going to bat for your drumming, meg white! i got your back, meg white!
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1 year
hey liberal check this out *clips into the floor* *rotates frantically*
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slurred speech is a symptom of having a stroke, the amount of slurs i see on the tl you guys must be stroking hard
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@goatexpert where is john this doesnt add up i know john where is john in the list
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2 years
with 'not okay' and 'honor society' being both available to watch right now, it's a huge day for horrible white bitches
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the only thing more embarrassing than being an incelcore musician is being a repentant ex-incelcore musician
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had the honor of creating this #pixelart illustration for the team at @kinekovideo — they're one of the best film preservation teams online and they deserve all the praise for their work! making this was super fun too — it's based on the very cool mascot design by @Amie_draws !
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hey you should walk down these stairs into my unlit basement, there are other brown people in there, you'll love it
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2 years
people with an agenda on twitter always have more followers than people who just wanna be left alone to enjoy things in peace, on the basis of shallow inter-political opportunism, catering to the lowest common denominator, and mass mental illness. hope this helps 😃👍
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if it happens for a third time, i doubt RLM will want to keep collab'ing with hollywood people again
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crazy how underrated rain is
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@goatspecialist rw twitter mfers crawling on all fours for a single drop of validation from some hags that may or may not actually even be women? thats crazy that rarely happens every other day like clockwork
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you're a girl AND a gamer AND you want my credit card information?!?! wow
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anyone who lifts who can recommend me a good weight in kg to start with?
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i just LOVE the faces at the end of "life's a glitch, then you die" from #thesimpsons episode "treehouse of horror X." like, it's supposed to be an horrifying ending so why are they smiling lol #pixelart
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guysss do u wanna join my band so we can rock against bush and stop the war in the middle east
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my cat found a new trolling strat where she sits behind my computer monitor pulling my mouse cable and i have to grab her and yeet her the fuck off my desk like im uncle phil and she's jazzy jeff
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2 years
here you go, a perfectly normal pikachu #pixelart #pikachu #pokemon
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2 years
got my charizard to level 100 using rare candies now its going bald and suffering from ED
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🔥🔥🔥 🔥🐐🔥 🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
hollywood promoting films by letting my hispanic ass know there's a brown person in it is fucking weird, like someone trying to convince you to go to a party on the basis of there being other brown people there, that's a creepy weird white person thing to do, i dont trust it
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By buying Atomic Heart, you are paying for Atomic Heart. By buying Atomic Heart, you are sponsoring Atomic Heart. For you it's Atomic Heart, it's Atomic Heart, and for Ukraine, it's Atomic Heart and Atomic Heart. Think twice, do you want to be like Atomic Heart or be Atomic Heart
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@YorkshireReborn mmm i love marvel moviess mmm,mmmmm
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@BoetaGrandpa plant based ice cream did not begin with milk substitutes; it began with words.
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My beautiful girlfriend is looking for a modeling agency in Miami, FL — anyone have any contacts?
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today i also restored the artwork for the 'ihatovo monogatari' OST. it's not perfect, but since i started from a bad source anyway, i'm glad to have something just "good enough" :D
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is "spy × family" actually good or is it "good"?
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the hardest enemy in dark souls so far is the mouse and keyboard
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none of the best posters have a brand or a gimmick, they're just funny
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@goatexpert i stood up to what i presume is your national anthem to show my respect
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i go by jerusalem professionally but my friends know me as dopesmoker
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everyone excited about that nu metal concert like "wow this concert was like custom made for me" not realizing it's an oldies show for grandpas with a few new bands thrown in
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i love being a Schizo on the Schizo App while listening to my Schizo music and wearing my Schizo School Shooter clothes i guess im just such a Schizo lolz
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the wholesome reddit "people" found my p*xel art i know no peace
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youth pastor trying to convince kids to learn about the "largest anarchy server in the world," the middle east, and "the best player in that server," jesus christ
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1 year
liminal spaces are empty or abandoned places that appear eerie, forlorn, and often surreal
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@goatexpert it's always been a 1% of autists actually knowing how to operate the machines. everyone else only learns to ask the autist to fix em for them.
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i installed windows 11 and i gotta say i just love the new windows experience it really feels like microsoft is pushing their OS to new horizons im excited for whats to come for my new OS im a worm i squirm in the floor i like to eat dirt fungi and bacteria
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rting trans surgery gore shit on my fucking timeline to own the libs is like covering yourself in shit to prove that it smells bad and its gross
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7-eleven. reminds me of that tragedy
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kids this day on they're phone frittering, frittering away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too
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consider this lost media mystery…… solved 😎
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there was a meme or photo of a white cat sitting like a person going ohohohohohoho that people used to post when they ate a lot of food. i dont have the picture, but spiritually, im that cat
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mi recently fell off da wagon looks like mi gonna be burying anoda prostitute in da forest again
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being the only facepic avi in a debate about womens looks is like being the only normal person at the special olympics
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kids are on they phones sexting and fuxting while in my day we were busy deleting system32 and listening to linking park
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i came up with cute funny horse bedtime, it was an inside joke me and my friends invented. if you see someone tweeting it, they're stealing it from me.
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eating spinach in my lasagna but not being a gay ebook peddler about it
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>you will never be a mysterious japanese image from the 2000s
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ran out of olive oil, time to die
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finally some REAL ART on this account lol lmfao
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the tweets that are "for me" aren't
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going around with a black t-shirt saying 𝐘 𝐨 𝐮 𝐓 𝐮 𝐛 𝐞 𝐏 𝐨 𝐨 𝐩 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝟐𝟎𝐗𝐗
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did some neon art of carbuncle from #puyopuyo ♡ still bad at puyo puyo champions but at least i can #pixelart good u‿u
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mery chrisums
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the "everyone whos fucked your mom" iceberg [8:31:02]
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took a photo of my router goblin ♡
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this stable diffusion youtuber i follow uploading a video in which he used his "philosophy degree" to argue that AI art was "more ethical than commissions" because you could "give that money to starving african children instead"
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1 year
"manscaped"? where did he go?
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its not enough for me to win, the previous 999,999 visitors of this site must fail
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k-cat
2 years
i want the confidence of a man who posts a looksmaxxing advice thread and then ends it with the most rancid gay ass selfie imaginable
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panda onigiri 🐼🍙 #pixelart
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1 year
i hope that, in the future, people will look back on this period of history and say 'ew'
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video essay americans deserve no rights
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twitch americans cry and apologize for showing porn on stream, when back in the day you'd always add a touch of love to your screenshots by pretending to have all kinds of horrific porn open in the other tabs/windows, we used to be a country
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i HAD to try my hand at drawing this at 2x just to see if i could capture how creepy these sprites look lol #pixelart
@MarioBrothBlog
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Game & Watch Gallery 3 contains a bizarre unused graphic of two characters, possibly stylized versions of Mario and Luigi, carrying a Pikachu in a manner usually used for animals being prepared to be roasted over a fire.
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they're making a game about twitter
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Final Fantasy 16 will include hate crimes, drugs, and prostitution according to its age rating. #FF16 @finalfantasyxvi
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im just a baby i dont know what a geveva convection is 🥺👉👈
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no fucking way the sequel we've been all waiting for
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its not the views nor the likes what really matters, but the conversations that sprung from my tweets :) <— full of cope
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@goatexpert is this u
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my mum, god bless her soul, found a way to get locked out of her bank, forgot her card’s pin, and doesn’t have access to her email because its literally one made by her employer two jobs ago lmfao
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𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒  Easy Paycheck
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im gonna love posting some long copypastas that everyone recognizes and finds somewhat amusing and then never using the new extra character limit again
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