*bacteria enters my body*
Immune system~ raises the temperature to fight bacteria
Me~ takes a medicine to reduce the temperature( fever)
Immune system:
Relative uncle: em babu oka 25k vasthundha salary
Me: ayyo kadh uncle starting lo 55k istaru tarwatha mana work ni chusi 1lack varaku penchutharu
That uncle for few days:
Deciding life partner:
Girls: 9lpa ravali
Own house undali
Car and bike kuda undali
Manchi hight hu and alage colour hu undali
Boy's: reels cheyyakunda untey chalu
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Friend: rey! Mowa repu ni birthday kadhara oka manch surprise plan chesam
Me: entra
Friend: uruko hey! Chepte surprise ela avvudhi
Me: oh! Ala antava ... Ok
Frind: mowa! Ni shoe size enthara
Cab driver: Ee driving job ye correct sir okari kindha panicheyyalsina pani ledhu okari maata vinalsina avasaram ledhu
Me in back seat: koncham left ponivvu babu
Driver:
After chatting with online friend for few days calling him as rey mowa, macha, bava
He: sarey bro! I enjoyed a lot ika nen eltha nakasale board exams chadhuvukovale
Dad: entey current bill intha vachindhi
Mom: ento andi nenu adhe chustunna elano emo
Me who charges my phone 4 times
Lap top and my ear buds my smart watch and one Bluetooth speaker
Extroverts after taking introverts
Money from introverts after giving
So they never ask money to
Them back extroverts even
After knowing that
He would never return it