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Almost definitely not the Marlene you’re looking for. Hates chocolate, loves fandom and fragrance. Purely personal account!

New York, USA
Joined April 2009
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@marlene
Marlene!
4 years
From now on, every time someone says “but more whites are killed by the cops every year,” I won’t say anything... I’ll just send ‘em this
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Luciano Garbati, the sculptor behind quite possibly my favorite piece of art ever (Medusa with the head of Perseus) just announced that he received permission from the City of NY to install a bronze version of her for the public to enjoy! I AM SO EXCITED.
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UPDATE: the bronze version of this Medusa statue is going up in front of the County Criminal Courthouse in Collect Pond Park next Tuesday, October 13th! She’ll be there for six months. If you’re in NYC and have the chance to go see her, please do!
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Marlene!
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Luciano Garbati, the sculptor behind quite possibly my favorite piece of art ever (Medusa with the head of Perseus) just announced that he received permission from the City of NY to install a bronze version of her for the public to enjoy! I AM SO EXCITED.
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Haitians & Dominicans are often “hereditary enemies” (the latter haven’t treated the former very well), but we became best friends anyway. If Crowley & Aziraphale were ladies of Caribbean descent, we like to think they’d look like us! @michaelsheen @neilhimself @GoodOmensPrime
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Oh dang, do I spy some @_gabrielpicolo and @kamigarcia in the wilds of NYC?
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Here’s the original TikTok so you can follow the creator and download the video:
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Walking around and I hear a voice go, “Are you Taako from TV?” and...?!
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Just kidding I will say something but this is a good start
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Oh hey this got a lot of retweets so donate thanks:
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Happy 30th anniversary, Good Omens. ✨ @neilhimself @drmuig @GoodOmensPrime @michaelsheen
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@GigawattConduit “DIOS MÍO” (Nobody says that unless you’re like an ancient grandma, maybe)
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4 years
Sometimes you just have to recreate a Ripley photo with a plush and a vacuum cleaner. Happy #AlienDay .
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Hello from me, a shameless Mads stan at the Death Stranding popup. ✌🏽
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More #DeathStranding behind-the-scenes content for you thirsty Mads Mikkelsen stans, because I love and appreciate you. (I’m very sorry for potato mode.)
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Hi, did you know that if Kermit and Miss Piggy actually have children this is what they’ll officially look like You’re welcome
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So full disclosure, my long-haired Aziraphale was inspired by 1. this incredible art and 2. my desire to cosplay (versions of) characters with hair texture similar to my own Hope I can do those cute braids next time!
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Another request! Long puffy curls!! #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanArt
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4 years
May I present to you: the most homoerotic moment in all of X-Men: Evolution
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4 years
You have the support of this vegetarian. Steak-umm bless
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we're a frozen meat brand posting ads inevitably made to misdirect people and generate sales, so this is peak irony, but hey we live in a society so please make informed decisions to the best of your ability and don't let anecdotes dictate your worldview ok steak-umm bless
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@BrolyLegacy @RiccoFajardo “Black lives matter” doesn’t mean “no other lives matter.” You’re right, we have to deal with police brutality across the board. But we ALSO need to deal with the inherit racism that makes Black Americans more susceptible to it. It’s okay to talk about both.
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@KarlaDalesk00 OK Karla. Here are some peer reviewed studies adjusting for crime rates: And please look up the cases of Breonna Taylor and Botham Jean, killed in their own homes by police. No crimes committed.
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Too many notifications so I’m muting this, but please support black trans lives. You should donate outright, but if a custom vinyl toy will motivate you to give more, all proceeds are being donated:
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Marlene!
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(Please share!) I’m auctioning a ONE-OF-A-KIND CUSTOM FUNKO POP, with 100% of proceeds donated (split) to @BlkTransTravel and @blacktransusa . You pick the character, I make the figure. Attached are examples of past customs. Auction ends June 19!
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4 years
Fanfic is the only thing getting me through this goddamn quarantine and I will not tolerate any disrespect toward it in this household.
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4 years
If you would like to support Luciano and Bek Andersen, the two masterminds behind this project, please consider purchasing a limited edition Medusa replica for your own home! There are only ~30 left:
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@jeflnyc She’ll be 7 feet tall and stand in the park across from the New York County Criminal Courthouse, which is where Harvey Weinstein was tried. The full announcement is here!
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@jacoh55 @Gizmodo Or, or, we could be happy that a minor inconvenience for most people has been potentially eliminated, and praise the fact that this would do wonders for folks with limited mobility (the elderly, the disabled, etc.).
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Tomorrow is my last day at Tumblr. 🥺 I’ve been here 7 years, working behind the scenes to serve our vibrant community. Choosing to leave a team that I genuinely adore was HARD. But it’s time for a change, and I’m excited to share what’s next soon. Love you always, Tumbly. 💕
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I feel like Persephone might not enjoy her new haircut as much as I do.
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Marlene!
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THE BANGS ARE BACK BABEE
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#DeathStranding out here giving us the Mads Mikkelsen content we want and need. Thanks, Kojima.
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Happy Halloween from a classic Medusa! I look weird without eyebrows!
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I made this for @Bainst06 and I’m pretty proud of it. ☺️ Assembled a blank resin kit and painted it. The Mind Stone in the scepter glows in the dark!
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Where is the lie
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غادة
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curly hair
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One of my favorite details from Encanto is that you can see all the fine little hairs on the back of Luisa’s neck. I’ve never seen that in animation before. I’ve got ‘em too!
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How y’all outside of NYC survive without bodegas?
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3 years
I’m delighted to announce that today is my first day at @Linktree_ ! ✨ I don’t talk about work much on here, but I’m so excited about this opportunity to serve a whole new (and huge!) community of incredible users. Here we go!
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4 years
Akira starts with mass riots by the unemployed because of an irresponsible government. It references the Tokyo Olympics a few short months away. It ends with an overpowered man-child nearly destroying all of civilization. Now may not have been the best time to watch that.
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I met a girl through Craigslist when I bought some plant pots off her. A few days later she texts me and says she has something that was meant for me. She gifted me a bright yellow jumpsuit. I have never before felt more Seen in my life.
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1. I no longer live in NYC 2. I own a house now 3. This is my first decorative purchase for said house (shout out to @cookiesmut ’s fantastic work)
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Because there are some truly stupid replies to this tweet, I’m adding $250 of my own money regardless of what’s raised lmao. It’ll be dispersed this Friday to organizations listed in . Thanks for the nudge!
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Marlene!
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I’m a simple woman. I see @TessaThompson_x in a power suit on West World, I buy a power suit.
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Looks to see #BirdsOfPrey . 🤡
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@DenifLewesa I mean... Sure? But I guess that means we’d have to rip down the original Perseus with the Head of Medusa statue from its post in Italy too, then. Because by your logic, that’s misogynistic right?
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Sometimes I think about Colin Farrell in Fantastic Beasts and I just get really sad about what could have been in the sequels. (A decent, extremely hot villain) (Versus... whatever the hell it is that we got)
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Marlene!
5 years
I feel like I could... cosplay Yennefer pretty well, maybe? (Still deciding if I WANT to, but I COULD.)
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Marlene!
2 years
Also, if you’re looking to say hi at NYCC, I look like this now so.
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I found my company photo from 5 years ago; my hair was all damaged from straightening for 20+ years. 🙃 Compare to today!
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I just realized how I was sitting so I took a picture. What am I like this
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@Konmael @RothAndrewM If you’re trying to justify these deaths by arguing that black people are inherently more violent because of their race, the discussion ends here. Breonna and Botham were killed in their own homes, having committed no crimes, as were countless others.
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Haven’t shared a proper selfie in a while. Here’s a WFH edition.
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Update: it fits and, more importantly, it has SHOULDER PADS!!
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People wonder why millennials get hyperfixated on shows and video games but sometimes I’d much rather be rooting around in a fictional world of someone else’s design than deal with the hellscape that’s actually around me.
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Marlene!
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✨Official Tokyo trip thread✨
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Marlene!
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CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
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Although I’m Dominican, I grew up here in the States. As a result, I’m disconnected from a lot of the history and culture that my parents are familiar with. I’ve been pushing more and more to hear those stories. Here are some interesting things I’ve learned recently:
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I am once again asking for my graphic designer friends to make themselves known. ☺️🙏🏽 (Don’t worry, there is money involved.)
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I’m halfway done with the Sabrina trade by @79SemiFinalist , @itsveronicafish , @AndyTFish & Jack Morelli. It’s so good and so cute that I had to find some time to pay respect to her adorable design. (Shout out to @Rawnzilla , btw, you’re a gem.)
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Marlene!
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Final photos of my Shape of Water custom with glow in the dark accents. ✨ I really didn’t think the original did the character justice (see thread) so I thought I could make it more accurate! @RealGDT , do you approve?
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On this, the last day of 2020, I would like to say: I feel that Darth Maul woulda had pierced nips, personally
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“ilikecomicstoo” is dead. Here’s why I’m starting over:
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Got outfit compliments from three different women today so I’m feeling preeeetty good.
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THE RANGE ✨
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Marlene!
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I wish Marvel would do what A24 did with Green Knight and stream Shang-Chi for at least one night. Just really don’t feel safe enough to go back into theaters around here, but I���d love to see the movie and support the cast. 🥺
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Hi! I’m Marlene. I spend way too much time on the Internet. Surprisingly, that’s worked out to my advantage. I love my job at Tumblr, comics, custom toys, writing and playing dress up. También hablo español. 🇩🇴 Here’s a thread of interesting stuff I’ve done:
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@JJ_Smoot She was raped by Poseidon and cursed by Athena, yes. She should probably go after them next, but it seems she’s just starting with the dude that directly tried to kill her! It’s a literal inverse of the Perseus statue that already existed.
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Yes, I saw the Blue Beetle trailer. Yes, I am EXTREMELY EXCITED. Here’s a photo of me from a literal decade ago, repping the Blue Beetle love. I’ve been waiting for this moment.
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Haven’t selfied in a while. Hey, y’all.
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Happy #StarWarsDay ! Here’s a mini shoot of Space Dad, featuring Poe Dameron’s Classic Lip Bite (TM) and Oscar Isaac’s Hot Cigarette Time (TM). #MayThe4th
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I saw Batman Beyond on the timeline and suddenly remembered scaring the shit out of the D.A.R.E. rep in grade school because I insisted that “slappers” were a real threat to the youth. But he’d never heard of them. (Because they only existed in Batman Beyond.)
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@clammyheart You still have rights! You created the original design so it’s yours regardless of if it’s fan art. I’m not a lawyer, but if you have the bandwidth definitely chat with an IP attorney.
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The good news is that I look great in my new dress. The bad news is that I tied the belt into a knot behind my back and now I’m stuck in it for several hours until my SO can rescue me.
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NYC offers guidance in these trying times.
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Some of the lovely people in my life pitched in so I could get this beautiful Medusa ring from @SofiaAjram for my birthday. I’ll treasure it forever. 🥺
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More sun! More button downs! More selfies!!
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I’m watching Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time. Thoughts so far: - Uncle Iroh is a boss - Aang reminds me of Harry Potter in that you see his growth and his emotional maturity develop (but it’s painful to watch) - The diversity of Asian cultures represented is SO RAD
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Paris police sent a warning that Marlene Dietrich would be arrested if she wore menswear in the city. She disembarked in a tweed suit complete with a tie, overcoat, beret and sunglasses. (She was not arrested.) Proud to have been named after her!
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It’s 4AM and it is taking every conceivable ounce of my willpower not to impulse buy the Venom Cosbaby and Nendoroid
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Marlene!
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What up new followers. How ya doin’? How’s life?
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5 years
Did I impulse buy these? Yes, my good bitch. They look about as ridiculous as expected.
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So like are we all doing our variant Loki-sonas or what
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Bringing back my America Chavez cosplay today ✨
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I don’t talk much about work here but last fall I was promoted to lead a team of 20 people, so that’s pretty exciting. 😌👌🏽 It’s still hard to wrap my head around it.
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Just got an email that my GIANT 12-FOOT SKELETON will be shipped on/before October 1st which means WE GET TO SCARE SOME NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN THIS YEAR
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Tumblr’s Year in Review is out and Good Omens/Ineffable Husbands absolutely crushed it as the most popular things on Tumblr in 2019. @neilhimself @drmuig @michaelsheen : You should be very proud!
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tumblr dot com the website and app
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We survived another decade and can't think of a better way to celebrate than by reviewing the year! You loved Pokémon and Marvel movies, BTS and all the SKAMs. Click through to see what was the best of the best ➡️ (🎨 by leoniejulie) #Druck
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A love letter to @discordapp : Thank you for saving text I’d painstakingly typed even after the app closes. Thank you for dark mode, which I discovered last night (it gave my eyes an orgasm). Thank you for a not-obnoxious notification sound. I love you three thousand, Marlene
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mentally I am here
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Hello everyone, I’ve found my aesthetic, I’ve found everything I’ve been working toward my entire life. It is by David Koma and would cost several months worth of rent.
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Today I remembered when Nightcrawler’s voice actor whispered a line from the cartoon into my ear and I turned a shade of red that I did not know brown people were capable of achieving
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We clean up all right.
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My simple take on unhealthy relationships and fandom— Ship Harley/Joker or Will/Hannigram all you want. Enjoy fanart or fanfic (it’s good). But when you start to cross the line into PRAISING those relationships or yearning for a similar IRL relationship, that’s when I’m out. 😬
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I’m walking outside in NYC and everyone is smiling! A guy just ran across the street screaming, “TRUMP IS OUT!” My mom texted me from the Bronx saying people are setting off fireworks in broad daylight! WHAT A GREAT DAY.
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5 years
Before and after. 👌🏽
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Hello friends, ya girl got her first sponsored post (please clap). 😌 These (very cute imo) new glasses are from a company called Firmoo. My honest review + link to get your first pair free over on Insta:
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Two things I have learned about #Loki from the series: 1. He would be great in a L’Oréal commercial 2. He needs to learn the earthly wonder of ✨scrunchies✨
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I’ve been ahead of the trend for years! YEARS!
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First vaccine dosage ✅ They keep you in an observation room for 15 minutes to ensure you didn’t have a bad reaction. Phew!
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Oh no I rediscovered blue eyeliner
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🥳 it me birth
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I’m a fully realized creation! 🌂✨ Some brilliant close-ups of my Taako, courtesy of @ kwiatekphoto on Instagram.
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How I know I need a new professional headshot: this is the only recent one I had to provide... for an official government event. That’s a lightsaber. End my suffering. :’)
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This is on THE TRUTH. Harry Potter, Underworld, Twilight— garbage werewolves. Van Helsing, though? 👌🏽
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Abi ✨️
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HUGH JACKMAN'S VAN HELSING HAS THE BEST LOOKING WEREWOLVES IN FILMS DON'T @ ME. LOOK AT THAT HUSBAND MATERIAL
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