Once you see Cookie Monster, you can’t unsee it.

@3littlebrdz @fesshole Nope. 28th is exactly in between Christmas Day and New Year's Day.

@fesshole If she's a blow up doll, let her down gently. (And don't give her a love bite.)

#ENGvFRA It should be called a touchdown instead of a try because you literally have to touch the ball down for it to count. In American "Football" you don't lol. 🤷‍♀️

@yourtriggered_9 You loons are painful. 🙄

@yourtriggered_9 *Border. He's clearly closing education too. 🙄🤡

@EdKrassen It's almost as if he fibbed.

Should have gone to...Vision Express.

Okay I'll put it down as a medium boulder...

@anon_opin What's the name of their song that goes... Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit yup yup rabbit yup yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny jabber rabbit yup rabbit rabbit bunny rabbit jabber jabber rabbit rabbit yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny bunny yup jabber rabbit?

People have heard of Bill Withers but not many know he had a brother called Bear. He invented telephone hold music.

My gf has just left me because of my constant puns about astrology... It finally Taurus apart. Fair enough. I think she had Arieson. (Sorry this was a bit Capri-corny.

When your grain of rice gets wet...

Me: I wonder if MC Hammer's autobiography is available in braille? Interviewer: I meant any questions about the job?

@MadTyAgain Because education hasn't been outlawed or at the very least, frowned upon here.

So "peaceful, never starts wars" president now wants ethnic cleansing so he can build a new golf resort in Gaza. We're so used to the phrase "you couldn't make it up" it's lost its impact but you truly couldn't. Bat shit crazy.🙄🤡

@anon_opin Nope. James Cossins' character sold outboard motors. Bernard Cribbins' character sold sspppppoooooooonns!

@NewtV1981 @demismonarchy Yeah I expect next they'll be mounting a violent coup to overthrow a democratic election, try to hang the VP, smear shit over the walls of the Capitol and whinge and cry about it for 4 fucking years...oh wait, that was you loony righty snowflakes. 😅👍😄😂🤣🙄🙄🙄🤡🤡🤡

@amyray67 @anon_opin Nah.

This counts as one of your 5 a day right?