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Mark Hollings

@markydh

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Quirky, passionate, caring, neurotic, Bipolar, socially conscious, gay. Good food, sightseeing, sport & music are some of my favourite things 🏳️‍🌈 🌹💙 💛

Newcastle upon Tyne
Joined January 2009
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9 months
@BethRigby And I bet he’s done it all without the use of a helicopter….
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3 years
First England goal. Declan Rice intercepts. Score. Second England goal. Kalvin Phillips intercepts. Score. THAT is why they are the best midfield duo for this #ENG team. #HUNENG.
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3 years
We couldn’t have dreamed of buying ballers like this just 3 years ago. We’ve come a very long way since Radz bought the club from Celino and I wish people would remember that fact. He has the potential to be better than Raphinha 😳 #lufc.
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3 years
Luis Sinisterra to Leeds, here we go. Deal confirmed, documents pending and then it will be announced. Feyenoord will receive €25m with add-ons, while Sinisterra has already agreed personal terms. ⚪️🤝 #LUFC . Tyler Adams will be official soon. Deal already done, £20m total fee.
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Mark Hollings
5 years
@brontecottage @carldinnen I’m not sure the billions of Bengalis he left to starve will forgive his ‘human flaws.’ We can revere the war leader whilst simultaneously confronting the fact that he was thoroughly unpleasant in almost all facets of his life.
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5 years
@LordCFalconer My word. That response, from a government that would like everyone else to watch their tone, demeans the role she has.
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4 years
@MarkOgden_ And yet both of them outplayed the two who play for the more illustrious clubs. Do you feel stupid, now?.
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2 years
@LUFC God Jesse is such a people person!.
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10 months
Liam Cooper. Gets name-checked by every departing player. His leadership will be missed after he leaves next month #lufc.
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Match of the Day
10 months
Who is a player that deserves more appreciation? ⬇️. #BBCFootball
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Mark Hollings
1 year
Unusual for Fiona Bruce to let a Labour politician have the floor like this. @lisanandy did us proud!.
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1 year
Suella Braverman is wrong. Multiculturalism isn’t the problem. But we know what the problem is…. #bbcqt
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4 years
@georgeIufc @LUFC @primevideosport Yes, she is. We won five straight games heading into lockdown without conceding a single goal. Lockdown slowed us down.
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4 years
@GaryLineker Bigger picture. Threaten the players and there’s a chance they don’t want to play for those shitty clubs. It’s not fair on them, but ultimately they are a club’s biggest commodity.
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4 years
@ben37600024 @mrjamesob He probably knows the difference between your and you’re. .
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6 years
@fyrfyterpj2003 @KTHopkins Feel free to take her off our hands.
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3 years
@Kenneth78622007 @PippaCrerar Sometimes abstaining also sends a message. Many of the abstainers are strong allies of Russia. When they don’t vote with them, that’s a statement in itself.
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2 years
Javi Gracia achieved finishing positions of 14th and 11th whilst managing Watford. He also got them to an FA Cup final. Anybody turning their nose up at him is an idiot 😂 #lufc.
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2 years
@DavidLinden I’m surprised she didn’t just eat him.
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3 years
Casual reminder to all #lufc fans. It’s Leeds United. Not Bielsa United 🙄.
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3 years
@ffsDH_70 @FootyAccums The only trait he shares with Richarlison is the fact he always looks angry. Otherwise he’s remarkably humble and hard working.
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5 years
@joepike What they mean: “We need a few hours to come up with an excuse for this particular trip.”.
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4 years
@England Please do 👍🏻 A few people owe him a few apologies!.
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4 years
@JohnnyMercerUK You’ve presided over a huge increase of relative poverty and a shameful expansion of food banks. You’ve frozen and cut benefits. So no, Johnny, you do not have a proud record in fighting poverty and improving life chances. You’ve directly caused poverty!.
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2 years
Our fans are utterly ridiculous. They moaned when we wouldn’t pay the asking price for the likes of CDK, Gakpo, etc. We’re about to pay the asking price for Rutter and guess what? They’re moaning. Pathetic 🙄 #lufc.
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Mark Hollings
5 years
@jefferyparkins @Keir_Starmer There is no side to anti-racism, because that is always the right side to be on.
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2 years
Just gonna say it. I’d prefer McKennie to Ounahi. A good World Cup does not a great player make #lufc.
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2 years
Talks ongoing between Leeds United and Juventus on conditions of Weston McKennie deal. Discussions also on player side over personal terms. ⚪️🇺🇸 #LUFC. The other option for Leeds is Azzedine Ounahi from Angers.
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Mark Hollings
4 years
@SteveHaylesALAW @GNev2 He always comes across as a genuinely nice guy. Some Leeds fans need to remember there’s life outside football rivalries. What he did for homeless people during lockdown already marks him out as a top human being 👍🏻.
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4 years
@_ConservativeEd @OwenJones84 @JohnnyMercerUK This tweet sums up everything that is wrong with the Tory Party. Mercer doesn’t get a free pass on his terrible voting record in parliament by what he did in a previous life. Us mere mortals, judging by your tweet, should just doff our caps to our ‘betters?’.
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4 years
@LUFC @primevideosport Screenshotting this, just in case you’re told to delete it 😂.
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2 years
@bendepear @Channel4News I’ll generally be one of the first people to defend the BBC and what it (currently pretends) it stands for. But this needed to be called out. The Tories have infiltrated them at senior level in a way that’s verging on dangerous.
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2 years
@LiamMintzlufc19 @LUFC @tyler_adams14 Every PL club has been posting about their non-English players on their feeds when they are performing for their countries. It’s not that deep.
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Mark Hollings
4 years
@MarcusRashford @sistoney67 A quick screenshot sent to his school may be in order, here….
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Mark Hollings
1 year
This thread sums it all up. And it’s not just HS2. We are lagging massively behind most of Western and Northern Europe when it comes to electrification, too. And when we try it, it takes fecking forever to even get the vegetation clearance started, let alone the rest 😑.
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All the focus on HS2 is on what happens next rather than the last 10 years. Whatever decision is made there are serious questions about the competence of the British state and successive administrations that a 330 mile high-speed train line has proven (apparently) impossible.
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Mark Hollings
5 years
@BBCSport The state of the replies to this. Honestly, why are some (generally straight) men so damn threatened by Women’s football?.
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Mark Hollings
3 years
@BBCNews The Mail and it’s Sunday sibling have finally lost the plot, not that they ever had much to begin with.
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4 years
@afneil And you’re Chairperson of a publication that pays people to fawn over him.
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3 years
Bielsa’s small squad policy has simultaneously screwed the first team, the U23s and U18s, this season. All struggling due to players having to play at levels they really shouldn’t be. Frustrating #lufc.
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Mark Hollings
3 years
@LUFC Others may disagree, but I think this is a really good move for him. He’s a no nonsense CB who will fit in perfectly at Millwall and I’m sure he will come back a better player for the experience. Give it 2 years and he’ll be our first choice CB and maybe even Captain 👍🏻.
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Mark Hollings
2 years
Got to love Leeds fans. They’ve complained about our defence for weeks. We put up a very good defensive display (was Toney even on the pitch?) and instead they’re whingeing about the fact we didn’t score. Infuriating 🙄 #lufc.
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Mark Hollings
5 years
@scfccarwyn @TheSquareBall No, but he’s actually Welsh, which makes it all the sweeter 😂.
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2 years
@FulhamFC @JoeDonnohue We deserve that, to be fair. Well played 😂.
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4 years
@GaryLineker No. They just like to pretend they do as part of their pretend culture war.
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4 years
@valenciacf @LUFC To Valencia fans. We know what it’s like to have to sell all your best players to survive. We’ve been through it. You’ll get there.
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Mark Hollings
5 years
@patriotic_ally @MichaelLCrick It was a condition of the government bailout. It was imposed on the mayor by the government. They want people to think like you do because there’s a mayoral election next year.
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Mark Hollings
2 years
I’m actually in shock that there are Leeds fans out there who seriously want Dyche to replace Marsch. I mean the guy plays the worst brand of football imaginable 😂🤷🏼‍♂️ #lufc.
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3 years
@Newells_en I guess Bielsa’s popped in? 😂.
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2 years
@andrew_lilico @JMPSimor @mrjamesob If you don’t care about equality, then sorry love, you’re not a Christian. You just like to pretend you are.
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3 years
@ajg8701 @PhilHay_ @David_Ornstein @andrearadri He was offering Winks and van de Beek to Bielsa and Bielsa turned them down.
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Mark Hollings
5 years
@SimonClarkeMP @MikeBrownGaz That safe space would have been his Wife’s brother, who lives in London. Categorically not his parents, who live 260 miles away. It beggars belief that you lot are desperately protecting one man when you almost all forced a scientist to resign.
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2 years
@AkposubiMarvis4 @LUFC Why should we? Tuchel showed zero respect to us in his post-match press conference.
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3 years
@RafaelH117 “Tell me Barcelona can’t afford him without saying they can’t afford him.”.
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Mark Hollings
4 years
@SkySportsPL If anyone tries to ridicule his mental health issues because he has money, they should have a serious word with themselves. Mental ill-health is no respecter of socioeconomic status.
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Mark Hollings
5 years
@AllieHBNews Report pages 2-3? Telegraph doing what’s asked of them as the government’s propaganda newsletter.
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Mark Hollings
7 years
@Nigel_Farage @patel4witham Is it coincidence that the leading Brexiteers in govt are all raging incompetents?.
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2 years
@LUFC We got the best winger in the Eredivisie for £60 million LESS than another team paid for an arrogant Brazilian 👍🏻😁.
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2 years
So I guess @BBCMOTD are part of the anti-Wolves conspiracy based on that analysis, ay guys? 😂😉 @TheSquareBall.
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5 years
@IanDunt I hated Freshers Week. Forced socialising with people you don’t know. Awful.
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5 years
@bbclaurak If they really think Tom Watson would be the one wrecking Labour’s chances, they’re deluded beyond belief!.
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8 years
@KirstieMAllsopp Most of us don't have the luxury of an alternative. .
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2 years
@LUFC @premierleague And Jesse was Manager of the Week 👍🏻.
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4 years
@Josepi28 @JeffStelling @LUFC @primevideosport It isn’t a good observation because even the season before last, our running stats were just as good. We just couldn’t score the goals that our domination of games merited, then had 50 minutes of mental madness in the 2nd leg of the play offs.
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8 months
@PaulBrandITV He’s not been given a bloody chance. Presenter has already lost control.
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6 years
@Steven_Swinford @SamCoatesTimes Would this count as a leak? 😂.
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3 years
@StevieGlynn77 @TechnicallyRon It’s his choice not to be vaccinated. It’s Australia’s choice not to allow him entry due to that. Simple.
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@calvinrobinson @TelMondo2022 @beverleyturner @LozzaFox Fornication with kids was rather popular in the church, though.
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@SkyBetChamp @LUFC Making up 17 points since new year is something nobody expected, our fans included!.
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5 years
@WilliamMBHolmes @MrHarryCole Oh jog on. Someone ill enough to require childcare cannot drive the length of England. He thought he was above the law and has been found out.
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4 years
@BBCMOTD He doesn’t always say a lot, but he leads by example. It’s why he’s a future Leeds captain.
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4 years
@LUFC Casilla? What the fuck? Why?.
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3 years
@cluffy84 Well that’s unbelievably rude. By you lot, not him.
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2 years
@ColourComing @JeremyVineOn5 You do realise one has to meet some very strict criteria to be eligible for a blue badge, yeah? How the hell do you know what conditions your neighbour does or doesn’t have?.
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3 years
@ConorMcGilligxn It should be the last game he ever plays for Leeds, too.
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@_LiamWalker_ @MrHarryCole It’s called networking and diplomacy, hun. Your lot might like to try it sometime.
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3 years
@bbclaurak That’s one way of wording “He did as he was told by Johnson.”.
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1 year
@Peston Well considering Sunak is about to blame Labour for 13 years of disastrous Conservative governments, one shouldn’t be surprised.
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2 years
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg It was a Tory Prime Minister who asked her to do it 😂.
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4 years
@kanufree @LUFC Oh what a shame. We’ll never play in meaningless midweek friendly matches that no one really gives two fucks about.
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6 months
@alisterrobson @GrahamSmyth You need to get your eyes tested 😂.
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Mark Hollings
2 years
One thing I’ve not seen anyone talk about after our win is the referee. But just thought I’d say I thought Michael Oliver was superb. Probably the best refereeing performance I’ve seen in any of our games, this season. I only wish this was the rule, not the exception! #lufc.
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6 years
@paulwaugh And this is why an electronic voting system is essential.
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2 years
@SebastianEPayne No she wasn’t. He was in the chamber as evidenced by the fact there are pictures of him stood there. Why are you all parroting these outright lies as fact?.
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4 years
@S_J_Hopkinson @AdamCrafton_ 5, actually. 1 against City, 3 against Villa and 1 against Everton. More importantly, we’ve only conceded 1 in those 4 games (against City).
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4 years
@LUFC1992_v2 Will forever be known as the Raphinha Kit 😊.
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4 years
@KarlTurnerMP @KamalaHarris @Telegraph It’s the Telegraph. What do you expect? They’re just a posh person’s Daily Mail with bigger pages and longer words.
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4 years
@ezgjanalioski Thanks for the memories, Gjanni. You’ll always be one of my favourite ever Leeds players 🤍💙 You’ll be missed!.
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4 years
@LUFC And this is why people should stop having kittens about him only ever signing 1 year deals. Most managers sign long term deals knowing full well that they will get a hell of a pay off when they get sacked. Bielsa’s not interested in that. .
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2 years
@ConorMcGilligxn Well at least we know he controls his insta feed 😂.
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2 years
@DAZN_CA Shouldn’t be flying from London to Leeds in any case 🙄.
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4 years
@PhilHay_ So much good from that. Gjanni’s best game of the season, Raphinha doing Raphinha things, KP being his unflustered best, etc. But a word for Shack. He’s gonna be some player in that Klich position!.
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2 years
@bbctms @5liveSport He grounded the ball. It’s blindingly obvious and I don’t know how anyone could think otherwise 🤷🏼‍♂️.
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3 years
@JHoltMartyn @PhilHay_ @TheAthleticUK Does he? He’ll be signing a 5 year deal, no doubt. Plenty of time to make the fee worth it. Stop putting unnecessary pressure on the guy. That’s what killed him at Man United. Let’s not do the same thing.
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3 years
@TimHoolahan @JamesSharland10 @Wintheleague21 @ellis_platten It’s his job. It’s how he makes a living.
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@united_dave90 @Oddschanger It is where he was born and the team he supports….
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3 years
@ewannelsonLUFC Like the rest of the team, he’s low on confidence at the moment. And it can’t be easy playing behind the team with the worst defensive tactics in the league. He gets zero protection.
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3 years
@JoeMort84718279 @PhilHay_ @TheAthleticUK Since they signed him, he’s played in 50 PL games, several European games and had about 20 international caps. Of course he’s done plenty to warrant it!.
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4 years
@keeevvviiin @KieranMaguire Ben White won the Brighton PofT award and Leeds fans voted for him en masse 😂.
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1 year
@BBCNewsnight Why do you keep inviting this endless stream of Tufton Street grifters?.
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3 years
@JoeDonnohue Say what you like about the first team business, but there’s no doubt Orta has been massively successful with the 23s signings in the last 3 years. He’s got that part of his job spot on.
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8 years
@hendopolis @TheSun disgracing themselves as per usual. How about is selling arms to a country which indirectly funds the jihadis? No?.
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1 year
@Bren4Bassetlaw By all means point to the section of your manifesto from 2019 that said anything about the unlawful Rwanda scheme….
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3 years
@LUFC Good. Hopefully the Villa match will be postponed, too.
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