Markus Jambalaya Simpson
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@Slammin_Sammiee
My first thought is Ryan Leaf, but Jamarcus Russell was so terrible I think he may go down as the biggest BUST in the NFL.
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@fangirlfornfl
Any one that follows me, I will absolutely follow back. Love connecting with fellow sports fans 😎 IFB
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Oh he’s real. And he’s spectacular!! Go Stros!! 😎
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Kansas begins their 2023 / 2024 season next week. I am super pumped. College basketball is one of my favorite sports and this year’s KU team looks really solid. Let the games begin. ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK KU!! 😎
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8,000 followers. Y’all rock. Thank you for the follow. Looking forward to connecting with even more of y’all. Have a fantastic week 😎👊
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@GamedayGarage
Any one that follows me, I will absolutely follow back. Love connecting with fellow sports fans 😎 IFB
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@SpoonOfZeke
Good morning to you Zeke!! And to everyone else, IFB always. Enjoy connecting with fellow sports fans on here. 😎
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@DropOutHouston
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Following you now. FB appreciated. IFB always. Looking forward to connecting with even more great sports fans on here 😎
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@hickman_judah
Following now. FB appreciated. IFB always. Love connecting with more people here 😎
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Just unfollowed a bunch of unfollowers. IFB all that follow me, but I also unfollow all those that unfollow me. Those that stick with me, I stick with as well. Hope y’all have a great day!! 😎
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It’s so generous what you do to help your followers Zeke. You rock buddy!! 😎
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I hope you all have a fantastic day!! 😎
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@CookedByKuminga
Following now. FB appreciated 😎 IFB always. Enjoy connecting with sports fans. Also, I hope everyone is having a great Memorial Day weekend. Cheers 🍻
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@TylerSmithFraud
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Thank you for the shout out good sir. Following all on here I wasn’t already following. FB appreciated 😎
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Is it college basketball season yet? ROCK CHALK!! 😎
A veteran starting lineup with Bill Self leading the way? Sign me up.
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@robncypress
I still think you gotta give Abreu more time to figure it out. I know, he’s been terrible so far. But we don’t have a great alternative right now. Singleton is not a major league player anymore, loperfido ain’t ready yet, and Dubon is our UTIL.
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Wake Forest upsets number 8 Duke. Madness continues!! 😎🏀
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@Suppa_icy63
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Good football conversation is always welcome here. Regardless of team affiliation. Good luck to all your teams unless they are playing my cowboys. Lol 😂
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@camibrown1984
Glad he got on another team. We will miss him and all he did for the Stros but it was time for both sides to move on. Best of luck to you Maldy. And no matter where he goes, Once an Astro, always an Astro!! 😎
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Minute Maid Park tonight, Wrigley Field tomorrow. Man I love baseball. Go Stros!! 😎
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Just curious, how long do y’all typically give for people that you follow to follow back? I’m usually a couple days and then I purge the unfollowers. Just wondering how y’all do it.
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@yeaaasyaaa_
Yeah my mom just passed away a couple of weeks ago so this is my first Mother’s Day without her and it’s been a tough day to say the least. I’ve been telling everyone, hug your mom like it’s the last hug you’ll get cause you never know when it will be.
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@SanAntonioTim
Just drives me crazy at this point. Obviously still a lot of season left but it feels like the Astros are inventing ways to lose this year 🤬
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@camibrown1984
My guess is Singleton. Mostly because Abreu makes so much money Crane won’t be willing to cut him just yet.
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Following you Rob. Follow back appreciated 😎👊
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@DropOutHouston
Gotchu. Follow back appreciated 😎
IFB always. And always enjoy connecting with more sports fans
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@CapzWindy
I will follow back anyone that follows me.
Looking forward to connecting with more awesome people here 😎🤝
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@minjoonieluv390
You’re way happier than I would be if my flight was delayed by an hour 😂. Have a safe flight 😎
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Thank you. Following you back now as well 😎
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Following you now Aceman79. Follow back appreciated 😎
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Thank you good sir for following back 😎
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@SGPNJB
So much so that I even watch the XFL and the USFL. Lol, I’m what you call a football junkie 😂
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@mattysoul
Good morning. IFB 😎
Looking forward to connecting with even more people on here!! 😀
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Wooooooooo what a special teams play for the Texans. Brand new ballgame now. Go Texans!! 😎
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Goodbye Mom. You were the best Mother a guy could ask for. You don’t have to be in pain anymore. I love you and will never forget you!!
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Thank you for including me. Anyone that follows me, I follow back 💯😎🤝
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Just got to over 3,400 followers. I want you all to know I appreciate every one of you. I hope you’re all enjoying your evening. 😎👊
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I absolutely love these early season college basketball tournaments. This Maui invitational has been tremendous so far. Kansas gets a very tough early season test tonight in Marquette. Let’s get this W.
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWKS!! 😎
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@robncypress
For this single season, what Dubon provided with altuve missing so much time, was so incredibly important it can’t be overstated. But overall time with the Stros, Diaz and Marwin were more impactful players overall.
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Had to start the game way late today so just finished watching it. And how “sweep” it was.
Go Stros!! 😎🤘🏻
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