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mark e smith

@markesmith50

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I am the music industry I am the anti-christ of the music industry I am the landlords best friend I am not appreciated

Near Bury

Joined January 2012

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mark e smith

@markesmith50

9 years

Extricate - To remove oneself from a difficult situation Haha Sacked - To be dismissed

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mark e smith

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9 years

I never felt more like singing the blues

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mark e smith

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10 years

Reminder today is Sunday Roast Day Anybody serving salad (you know who you are) will be dealt with

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mark e smith

@markesmith50

10 years

I hate the countryside. Everywhere I go I can smell piss

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mark e smith

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10 years

I'm either going nuts or I'm being stalked by The Wurzels

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mark e smith

@markesmith50

10 years

Better get me soddin wellies out

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mark e smith

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10 years

Ich bin ein Mancunian

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mark e smith

@markesmith50

10 years

I felt decidedly I'll Not like me alcohol normally kills anything I have

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mark e smith

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10 years

And people tell me that I talk funnoy

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mark e smith

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10 years

Mark E's on the road again Wearing pissed stain clothes again It's a gift

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mark e smith

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10 years

RT @ILUDICROUSGROUP: @markesmith50 Half the tickets sold already http://t.co/RcINonov0m

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mark e smith

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10 years

Tonight I'm a 58 year old man with a hangover Pint and chaser it is then

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mark e smith

@markesmith50

10 years

Night all

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mark e smith

@markesmith50

10 years

If I was spotted on Saturday I would just like to say that I was really really drunk Then again I will be next saturday

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mark e smith

@markesmith50

10 years

I think the Bints got OCD Maybe now she'll tidy the house

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mark e smith

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10 years

It just gets worse Now I'm advertising bathrooms What next. Extricate stain remover

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mark e smith

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10 years

Maybe Dante's created a new ring of hell just for me

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mark e smith

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10 years

First a tribute band now a book The no marks trundle on

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mark e smith

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10 years

Mornin all Well that was a long New Year's Eve

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mark e smith

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10 years

Either I've just seen a real life Hobbit or I'm pissed

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