Don't get caught.

If, and this is a big if, the world’s richest man who commands a fleet of rocket ships and self-driving cars actually improves the state of the USA, we can’t write dystopian sci-fi anymore, I’m sorry.

How many times can someone interrupt your reading before you’re allowed to throw your book at them?

“What do you need to go there for? Your mother took me there in ’92, and a neo-Nazi youth stole my wallet from our hotel room. You know what it was like being transported from camp to camp while trying to get in touch with my bank?” Then he drained what was probably his third can of Diet Coke that morning.

@SketchesbyBoze As real as it gets.

@runthinkwrite

@raekennedy_ Do you have a man?

@katiecouric Haha, we still won’t believe them, Katie.

@kentacket @lippyent Greatest theme song in TV history.

@BussinWTB There should be a shot of Dylan Mulvaney sadly looking out his window when the invites are flying around.

@AmericanGwyn I'm trying, Aaron.