Man of Letters
@manofletterz
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I'm not pretty enough to be this big of a dick but here we are
Fennario
Joined October 2013
The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here.
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I'm at the age where getting ghosted is kind of a relief.
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Grilled cheese on a saturday night is so much better than going out on a saturday night.
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Twitter is for people who want attention while being left alone.
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The sluttiest thing a woman can do is whatever she wants.
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My Mom passed away earlier this year.The other day I was visiting my dad and there was 2 wine glasses in the sink so I asked if he had a friend over.And he said it was your mother's birthday yesterday so we had a glass of her favorite wine!.
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Stop saying hey gang unless we're solving a damn mystery.
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This is OatMan my friends dog, the breeder said she was too ugly to sell, look at that face. Where's the ugly?
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Is anyone else gonna tweet that their fucking car is getting 3 weeks to the gallon?.
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Twitter has a dying mall vibe to it, it's like all that's left is a comic book store, a news stand, a porn shop and an orange julius.
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There's no good Chinese food near me.That's why I'm like this.
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Some lady (Karen?) Called the post office I work at yesterday to report that she saw a mailman eating in his mail truck!!.
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Ever keep a voicemail just to hear someone's voice again?.
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As a mailman I'm very proud that we helped deliver this defeat!!.
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Twitter is the dirty ass neighborhood bar of the internet.
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I don't tweet for attention I just need a place to get the words out.
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There was a time, I shit you not, that I actually believed that most people were good.
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Twitter is the weirdest place to be called childish, for fucks sake we're all using made up names!.
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I store my abs under a layer of fat for safe keeping.
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I met my grandson, this is the best freaking day ever.
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Here's my dog Penny, let me see yours! Cats and bunnies are welcome to!
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Can you forgive your partner if he or she accidentally had sex with your best friend ??? . Is the tweet?.The question for me is how the fuck does sex accidentally happen? .Anyone?.
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How many of y'all have met someone on Twitter that you've then met in real life?.
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happy birthday to me happy birthday to me. there that takes care of that.
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Sunday will be my first mother's day without a mom!.
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Why are so many women 5'3 is this some sort of conspiracy?.
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Life is by far the stupidest hobby I ever picked up ugh.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate your own annoyingness?.
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What's a popular band that everyone likes but you hate, I'll go first I can't stand Aerosmith.
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My mom passed away on mother's day weekend five years ago, this isn't a happy weekend for me.
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Relax everybody, Doug from work doesn't think the coronavirus is a big deal!.
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You're not shadowbanned there's just no one left that cares.
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I don't really fit in anywhere I kind of just hang out in the in-between of life.
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52 is too old to find the woman of my dreams. right?.
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Trust me 9 out of 10 people here would rather see your pet's face than yours.
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Do people that eat beets know that they're eating beets?.
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On a scale of 1-10 how important is cheese in your life?.
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Ever wonder how many people consider you the biggest mistake they ever made?.
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Holy fuck I just got mansplained .You're all right it does suck.
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Did it ever occur to you that you just might not be all that attractive!.
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Mom died 2 years ago, Dad died last year, just found out my oldest brother was put on hospice care without much hope. Ain't life fucking grand.
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The tc blocked me last night cuz I wouldn't block someone she didn't like, some of y'all need to realize this ain't high school.
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I just talked to dad, he's all grouchy pissy and miserable so I think he's gonna be ok.
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In your opinion who's the greatest Rock Band ever?. And why is it Led Zeppelin?.
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Well since no one sees my tweets anymore I might as well let y'all know that my middle name is Clarence.
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A grown man just asked me if I like mittens?. Mittens?.
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Did it ever occur to you that you just might not be attractive!.
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Why are stupid people always the last to know that they're stupid?.
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I'm not here to entertain you I'm here to entertain me.
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One time I blocked a lady and she started a new account and followed me and I blocked her again and then she started another account and I gave up so if she's reading this sup crazy lady!.
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The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful, bitches love being called beautiful.
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I am not a liar, I'm a 50-year-old mailman that lives alone with his cat who the fuck is gonna make that up as a backstory.
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Here's the face of a mailman that's about to get 3 likes on his selfie
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It sucks caring for someone that makes you feel alone.
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Anyone else find it kinda peculiar, with all the Jeffery Epstein stuff we've heard over the last few years, that only a woman is going to jail?.
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I've been accused of being a catfish as if anyone is gonna pretend to be a single mailman that lives with his cat you fricken jackass.
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Stop crying about losing an hour, its leap year we picked up a whole freaking day sheesh.
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I blocked a woman over a cheese disagreement once if you were wondering how mature I was!.
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