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someone called me meanjerry and i haven’t been prouder of my name ✨

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@manjaribinnani
manjari
2 years
hey bhagwan itni chhoti height di hai mujhe isse acha toh hasbulla hi bana dete
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
looking for this guy who ordered pasta in an Aerocity cafe today around 1 pm. he was kinda ripped, in a black shirt and had nice eyes...wanted to talk to him, but missed it coz my cab guy kept calling me. twitter do your thing and help me find him
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@manjaribinnani
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8 months
Sri lanka sure made 358 but at what cost 🤣
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
started using “😭😭” as a joke bc ab din bhar roti rehti hu
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
media tweet wtvs
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
“naak beech mein nahi aati stupid”
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1 year
qrt with pics/clips that make you go "so is this what love looks like?" 👉👈
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
on their way to diwali ki safai 😩
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
@Sumittalwarr you’re tooo sweet! but i am really sorry if this invaded your privacy, had no such intent 🥺🙈
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
soft launching the tattoo
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
overdosed on asian today🤰
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
people who write ‘v’ instead of ‘bhi’ pls stop 😭
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
every week ek 5-day vacay zaruri hunda 😭
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@manjaribinnani
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8 months
laddu peela core 🥰✨
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8 months
time to light up the TL, qrt with your diwali fit pics ✨🤌
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
@goesbyabhi delhi ke cab wale wait nai seedha cancel karte 😭😭
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
subah se na sukoon mila hai naa hi koi will to live
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
everything went wrong after 2012, duniya wahi khatam ho jana tha
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
desi families when the tv remote stops working:
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
jab jaago tab suffering 👍
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
bring back 2017’s version of instagram where we could stalk other people’s activity 😭
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
you’re drunk, sitting in the backseat of your car with your friend by your side. facing each other, the street lights’ lighting up one half of their face, you’re having ‘the’ conversation
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@manjaribinnani
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8 months
tbh i kinda enjoy showing off the 4 strands of hair that i have 😚
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Quote with your fav hair pics
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
bachpan se hi na mujhe kalesh karne ka bahut craze hai
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
the older i get, the more i relate to this kid
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
itna rone lagi hu ki ab toh blush lagane ki bhi zarurat nai padti 👍
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
@Tinder_India heyy hi 👀
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
what’s the worst drink ever and why is it Sting 😩
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
funny cause i don’t remember dreaming about being a nalli berozgar 😃
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
my toxic trait is basically my entire existence 👍
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
@myntra batao batao 👀
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
taking a long walk here can fix me 🥰
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
genZ as parents will be like “sharmaji ke bete ko dekho kitna acha sexting karta hai”
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
my typos are getting too real
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
hi ex
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
@Tinder_India mirror selfies ftw 💪
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
@Tinder_India pisces ♓
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@manjaribinnani
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8 months
corporate majdoor ab diwali safai ke liye ghar ki majdoori karega 😤
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
sanu vi sutta de do kitthe kalle kalle jaayi jaane o 😭😭
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
ye ‘ameer baap ki bigdi hui beti’ banne ke liye kaunsa course karna padta hai?
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
@warlock_8 @seharmukhtar_ filhaal toh twitter hi kaynaat hai
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@manjaribinnani
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8 months
mood after 3 pegs and 4 ultra mild
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
my dil goes hmm wtf?
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
thanos pls chutki bajao monday nai dekha jayega 😭
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
bina koi paap kiye saza mil rahi hai isse acha toh paap hi kar leti
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2 years
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
“humpe ye kisne hara rang daala”
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
waiting for my ‘Wah life ho toh aisi’ moment (to be picked up by Yamraj asap)
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
bankrupt hu lekin phir bhi public mein UPI pin daalte time phone brightness karne ka ghamand hai
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
“smoking kills” haan toh bhai aur kis liye fookti hu
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@manjaribinnani
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3 years
"your password is weak" wait till you see my grammar while responding to my crush's msgs 😭
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"your password is weak" wait till you see my self control when texting someone I like 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
parents ko consent ki koi value hi nahi, bina puche mujhe paida kardiya 😫
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
sunday night vs. monday morning
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@manjaribinnani
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3 years
@zomato head massage** wtf
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
beech sadak mein baarish mein baithke zor zor se rone ka mann kar raha hai
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
kisi mein himmat hai toh mere bank account mein har hafte 5-6 cr daalke dikhao
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
einstein was right, ex = mc^2
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
cause of bankruptcy: 18rs ke UPI payments
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
@Tinder_India idk how to flirt so imma just ghost you - literally every genZ ever 😭😭😭
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
@Tinder_India small role, no impact
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
lie kahan hai 😃
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
our generation really went from “a for apple” to “a for anxiety” 👍
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3 years
@zomato ofc it's used for giving head
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
“subah hone na de” haan bhagwan pls 🙏
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
i don’t want these emails to find me anymore
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
i’m sorry but being called “mommy” can never be a turn on for me coz of this guy
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
“life has many ups and downs” bc ups kahan ghuske baitha hai??
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2 years
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2 years
qrt with beautiful sky pictures coz watching the sky together is a date, you up? 👉👈
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
😽😽
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1 year
the sexual tension between me and my bed during work calls >>>
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
photo nai bhai apne pure ex ko flush karungi tab mujhe chain milegi
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1 year
told my parents that I need therapy and they took me to an astrologer 👍
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2 years
"life is too short" haan bhai lambi chahiye bhi nai 👍
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@manjaribinnani
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3 years
ye 'No Nut November' se tumhe kya jab tumhara pura saal hi dry jaa raha ho 🤡
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
ghar pe tv ke naam pe kalesh dekhne ko milta hai ✨
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
you never realize how drunk you are until you’re back home lying on your bed 🫠
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
*delivery boy eating out somebody’s wife under the dining table* her husband:
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
sojao bhai waise bhi katega
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
you’re fighting your demons aur yahan mai khud ki demon hu, we ain’t the same 👍
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
humsafar chahiye tha ab hum-suffer karrahe 😔
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
*goes to the kitchen late at night* bartan:
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@manjaribinnani
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3 years
what base is it when they start picking up your slangs? 😏
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what base is it when they wear your scrunchie on their hand 🤔
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
@Tinder_India text: "this isn't working out" effect: 💇‍♀️💇‍♀️
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2 years
“itti si hasi itti si khushi” toh mai bhi deserve karti hu
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
neend churayi meri ek naye fkboi ne
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
it's a sunday, someone pls ask my boss to stop massaging me 😭😭
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@manjaribinnani
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10 months
only thing that’s standing between me and my dream lifestyle is the lack of generational wealth 😔
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
it may take time but things will get worse ♥️
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1 year
afternoon nap se kuch nai hoga ab toh mujhe coma mein jana hai
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
texting post 7 should be illegal 😭
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@manjaribinnani
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1 year
don’t expect me to keep a straight face after you say “my pleasure” coz my pervert brain won’t let me
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
chullu bhar paani nai tanki bhare daaru mein doobne ka mann karta hai
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
good morning, time to rise and whine ♥️
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2 years
hey (with the intention of going to therapy coz of you)
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
keep crying coz the worst it yet to come 👍
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
@Tinder_India ideal date or what🥹
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
queen chhodo yaar, mujhe rest in peace karne ka mauka kab milega 😔
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
koi batayega mujhe ki ye 144p wali zindagi ko 1080p mein kaise karu? 😔
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3 years
reelers' urge to destroy every bollywood song 🤡
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@manjaribinnani
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2 years
the only career vibes i give off is taking a sutta break in between meetings 😚
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