months ago oomf mentioned this concept but couldn’t find the art for it and I thought it was so cool and I haven’t stopped thinking about it. So. Heavyrain
to expand a bit in an ak lens, imagine if cannot goodenough becomes playable but in truth he's a sickly young girl who wants to keeps getting shoved in as dokutah's "canon" girlfriend and even has a whole 3d cg where they prance and fly through the skies in lurve
i think the evilest manfred has ever been is when he burnt down that village full of civilians and soldiers in front of paprika who goes "WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T DO THAT"
ulpianus really is one of the driest most boring men in arknights personality wise but i still can't hate him cause i look at him and i go "that's just the bloodborne hunter, hunter from bloodborne" the design is so cool 😭