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Lord Mandelslime

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Old enough to remember when Lineker was white.

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Lord Mandelslime

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@GaryLineker If you were going to take advice from something that chased a ball. Would you listen to.....

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@NotCunty Lego boots.

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@applepieshorty @south_eastone @Callan4077 I honestly did.

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@south_eastone @Callan4077 When you said "your old boy" earlier, I thought you meant, your knob.🤭 Hope things are ok with your dad.

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@TheNorfolkLion Mad as a box of frogs.

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@Jessrocks71 I appreciate your recipes👍

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@NotCunty @AJBthe5th Indeed, a cowboy would have just slapped on some blackjack

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@DAVE_RB2 @OxSwp It's all the testosterone.

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@PobPart15 That's all you can do.😁

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@Mick_Spilligan @HazBrown1 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Hamza_a96 He's a terrorist and you're right, nobody cares.

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@baronlordvader @NicJenkins6 @Weggster Someone posted the other week, that the waitress has just celebrated her 90th birthday.

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@StopULEZToday @MikeRowland84 @doris_from As the ex leper said 😂

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@Sacha_Lord You promoted labour....own it.

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@cramiworld @MikeRowland84 @doris_from 😂😂😂😂😂 excellent

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@stellacreasy @Telegraph Your fucking ratios😂😂

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@Mr_Beeks No

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@MikeRowland84 @doris_from You've got pronouns and hair like a girl, wanker.

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