🍉mandy
@mandaxmary
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fit mom ⚜️ People don’t think it be how it be, but it do.
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Joined May 2016
Stop asking “where are the kids?” When you see her out by herself. That shit is not only annoying but it’s like telling her she doesn’t deserve time to herself.
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It costs $0 to leave his ass
Details on Khloe Kardashian Spending $1000s a Day to Hire Off Duty Cops Following Tristan Thompson Around So He Doesn’t Cheat With The Thotourage™
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Ok that snoop wine was good. 2 glasses had me asleep before 11 lol.
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“Kendrick keeps saying the same thing” if someone is a pedophile what else do you need to say? Dont ever let them live that shit down lol this is how you bring back shame.
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Hot sauce and lemon juice. Tartar sauce was never a thought 😭.
Tartar sauce is not available. What y’all putting on these fine ass filets
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As an ADULT why are you intentionally trying to hurt people? Unpack that.
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@Venusdapoop I’m just honored to be part of the collection. I know there’s more of these lmao.
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Not my mama calling me asking how my therapy session went & what we talked about. Girl we talking bout you.
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The stuff is the truth! If you smoke BUY THIS.
GO QUICK!. Grab 2 TheraBreath Gluten-Free Fresh Breath Oral Rinse for $11.72!. Clip the coupon on the page!.
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The best character lol my sons were so shocked when I told them it was you!.
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@thareaalthing The words on the table cloth in the second pic translates to “I wasn’t made to think. I was made to eat” WEIRD AF.
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My dad always wanted a son, got 2 girls instead. I’m glad I got to give him 2 grandsons ☺️☺️
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YoU dOnT lIkE tRuMp bUt I bEt yOu’Ll tAkE aNoThEr StImUlUs ChEck. Duh bitch bands is bands.
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If a man puts you in a better position, appreciate him. It’s nothing but losers out here.
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Wouldn’t it be funny if the staff jumped her
Keith Lee tipped the owner of Sweetly Seasoned in Dallas $4,000 plus an additional $860 so all customers could eat free for the remainder of the day. The owner was supposed to keep $2,000 and split the rest. Do y’all know that psychotic lady kept all the money?.
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“Don’t check me bitch check that back tooth” lmfaoooo why did he come for mfs like that.
I’m sorry man but Larry June be having me crying on his intros, “yea I was sippin this magnesium water w/ the bitch, ya’m sayin?” 😂😂😭😭😭.
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When black folks say “them babies gon sleep good tonight” this is exactly what happens 😂.
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I was depressed af & lost 30 lbs last year. Got my ass back in the gym & gained it all back & then some! 🤪
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when your friends roasting each other & you hear “boyyy I know you not laughing”.
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@ClassofNinety6 @Tendurag @TeamTeddyRay I went to a baby shower at an actual cabaret once LMAO as a child! That generation really cannot tell us shit lol.
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Dude out of everything in life. all the life lessons, struggles, heartbreaks. Nothing is harder than watching your parents age.
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About to mute this because y’all are negative for no reason. You should all look into postpartum depression and learn how to talk to mothers. You can’t look at a mom and tell what she’s going through. Nothing wrong with learning how to be more sensitive! Have a great day!.
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🤢 Nigga need an oil change.
No water in SIX YEARS?! I KNOW this nigga bloodstream moving like banana pudding.
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Now she can pay that lady back.
Zendaya has reportedly re-negotiated her deal for Euphoria and will now be paid nearly $1M per episode. 🤑
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Here’s a reminder to educate your sons about what women naturally endure so he doesn’t do corny shit like this as a grown man.
Look y'all😭😭😭😭I said can you go get me a cup of water. Look at this shit😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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$2 date getting some slurpees & being your total self >>> $200 date at some fancy place tryna impress each other.
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Me (a New Orleanian) watching y’all lose y’all minds over Keith Lee visiting Dallas because I know my city’s safe:
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Master P just be doing wtf he wanna do & make bags off it. I just love him.
Master P is dropping touchscreen machines called “The Ice Cream Shop”.
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A child shouldn’t own a tablet or iPad until they’re AT LEAST 6 years old. They’ll be fine with a coloring book.
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“He has curlies like me!” . Why representation matters. My son loves seeing a hero who looks like him. 🥹. #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse .#AcrossTheSpiderverse .#spiderverse .#MilesMorales
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We did it! Our big day was nothing short of perfect. Love you Papi ❤️
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My parents got it out the mud so I can be a “mommy and daddy paid for it” ass girl growing up. I’ll never be sorry for it. That’s the tone I’m setting for my kids too.
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Listen to her.
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