Johnny depp calling amber heard a cum guzzler, overused flappy fish market , a 50 cent stripper and he wouldn’t touch her with a glove really made my day 😭😭😭😭😭
That Instagram suggestion slide when you’re trynna watch peoples stories is my worst Fucken enemy I stay requesting people on accident when I’m trynna skip stories 😐
Y’all my coworker poured water on my back and called me a wetback today 🤨 and he’s not Mexican or nothing and I said he was racist asf for that and he’s like cause you took it that way ???? Excuse me I never called HR so fast
Bro someone at my job drank my dr.pepper and I know who’s big ass it was and I dead told him I know it was you and that I was gonna throw his food away 😭 bro went and checked his locker that’s how I knew it was him 😩
Reminds me of that time my old manager and me got to the break room at the same time and he opened the break room and he goes “ beauty before ugly” and he walks in first he gagged me