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Gay Twitter’s darling dad 👨 6’3 ambiverted overthinker, big ❤️ Writing and music lover 📝 95% lovable, 100% authentic 😊 #BeKind 💍 to @Nick415702 🏳️‍🌈

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6 years
@_michaelmay_ @mvddm We luv an intellectual pickup line. Education is sexier than many people might think.
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Bullies made this young man feel so awful about himself for only being himself. He attempted suicide and is now on life support. His family and friends are praying for a full recovery. You WILL make it through this and we all love you so much. Friends, please pray for him. 🙏❤️🌈
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@michaeIangeIo @likesmoth Fixed 🏳️‍🌈
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@tyler02020202 I have a feeling she’ll be fine
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@GoodPillowCo @davidhogg111 Looking forward to seeing @GoodPillowCo thrive. I also hope @davidhogg111 can rejoin the company at some point. All the best to you guys.
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@jonstewart Long live Jon ❤️
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@SoualiganAmazon I didn’t see any cats in that video. Too busy doing 🐈 stuff.
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Hello Mr. @AliVelshi ! Thank you for your inspiring and informative interview on the @MeidasTouch podcast. I loved listening to it and look forward to the next one. @MeidasNetwork #HoldPowerToAccount
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@glaad My husband got promoted at work!
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@zxkkss @Jim674 The perfect meme does not exis—
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@justsaynotojoe @ComesJoey I don’t like how accurate this is, but I do love me some spinach 😍
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6 years
@jtimberlake I was wondering if you were gonna mention the selfie incident and you did. This made my morning! 😂
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@clawcerer You’ll need something to mop up the sauce
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First time baking baguettes from scratch
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Lobster avocado brioche toast with a poached egg 😋
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@SaiB0i This is it, Sai. The tweet that will open the floodgates…
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@LOLKNBR Kuip on Juan Perez: "He was a pitch away from getting released." Miller: "The crowd would've signed the papers." #PerezMania
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I’m so gay that not even my teeth are straight.
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Our neighbors decorated elaborately this year ☠️🦴👻
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@AriesHomo Either that or something’s “canceled”
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3 years
Another year older and wiser 🥳
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❣️ Sending lots of love to all my oomfs 🫶
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3 years
So pretty 😍🌺
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Avocado toasts with smoked salmon and poached eggs
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Make 💖 love ❤️ not war in 2024
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@adamyeaa Find someone who looks at you like this ❣️
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Ya can’t have too much pizza
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Joe Biden to Joe Biden
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Thank you to all these lovely people for making my time on this app joyous and pleasurable ♥️
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@annemollison_ @dog_rates Jackson dressed up like Woody
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Live look at Brandon Belt enjoying life despite not being selected to the All-Star Game for some reason.
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Wash up 🧼
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@JBinAV His “health issues” are probably a cover for his denial of the risk of exposure.
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Tomato bisque shrimp and lobster pan roast with honey-drizzled cornbread
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Happy Sunday, everyone. I have good news: I’m going to be a guncle (again)!
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Paneer tikka masala with Basmati rice and buttery garlic naan
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@it_meirl_bot @iampreradovich Wasn’t he known for something called the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? I guess the person who hung the photo was uncertain as to which Heisenberg to display.
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Good morning everyone and happy Monday! I hope you enjoy the sunshine today and remember that you are loved 🌞❤️😎😇
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Lobster, crab, and shrimp gumbo with a Pinot. This took all day for us to make, and boy was it worth it.
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Today is going to be great because it’s my birthday 🥳
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Homemade Panko-battered onion rings with spicy mayo dipping sauce 😍😋
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@DWUhlfelderLaw @Gldnbr2 As a Dem, I’m ok with that, Daniel. This is no longer our grandfathers’ GOP. It’s the “GQP.” If The US has any hope of having a conservative party opposition again, it will start with a dismantling. This party is clearly very messed up, to put it mildly. The schism has begun. 🇺🇸
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We hope you’re having a lovely weekend 😍
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Electoral College Electors: Make Hillary Clinton President on December 19 via @Change
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Wishing everyone who sees this lots of love! 💞🐰💋
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Cat 3 needs a hug
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Grilled ancho chili shrimp tacos with sliced avocado and pico de gallo
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Looking blue but not feeling it 💙
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A fun place to sit
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@Grindr Hey there, please explain why think it’s ok to glorify cheating. Calling this tweet a “joke” in defense won’t cut it. So what say you, @Grindr ? I’ll wait. #LotsOfLove
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I love my moots 🫶❤️😊
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Happy Friday, lovelies 🥰🤗♥️🌞 I hope it’s a great one for you and yours 😎💕😇
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Today we discovered a noodle joint and I’m in love with this ramen 😋 @DragonTigerNoCo
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Is this a sign? 🍑
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@isthismyalt @ThornsPerfected I think it’s mikecam
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Blooming beauties 🌺
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Attention, weather people! What’s this? 🤔🌫️
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Another batch, this time with freshly baked sourdough
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Tomato bisque shrimp and lobster pan roast with honey-drizzled cornbread
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The #CoyleTwins : making people smile since 2016 @CooperCoyle @LucCoyle
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Shrimp pad Thai
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Another year older, another year wiser, another year filled with gratitude and love! 🎁
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Simply the best Thai fried rice, served in a pineapple and paired with a crispy, runny fried egg! 🍤🍳🍍
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Avocado toast on homemade focaccia two ways: fresh mozzarella and crushed red pepper, smoked salmon and chives.
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Did someone say, “bad hare day?” 🐰
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When you say something over and over, it can start to sound a bit different. But love's not like that. If you love ❤️❤️ love, I think you'll LOVE this: #NeverTooMuchLove @LovePrideStore @NathWrites @DrewCooper_
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My husband just texted this to me. Yes, this is so us (without that last part)…because it DOES f***ing matter!
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Hey friends, I’ve had this account since 2010 and my access has been restored! For some unknown reason, my backup @maxisabitgay was s-worded. Can’t imagine which rule I could’ve broken; I’m no rebel. The most frustrating part is several tweets in my drafts have disappeared 🤷‍♂️.
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How is April over already? I feel it was January just last week…
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Taking a break from this app
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@KaciFen @BonLadino Correct. As my better half would say, “why they gotta ruin it by putting fruit in it?”
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@Mariano_G36 @Beamske @Dean_Friederich @mta_ian @XcoreCanada @Flinder36511196 @RunPopa Mushroom & tomato pie, topped with oregano & crushed red pepper; side of garlic knots, served with marinara & ranch.
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I asked my husband if I’d told him about the time 10 years ago that I ran into my 5th grade teacher. His response: “Was she upset about the car damage?”
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Bun in the sun 🐰🌞
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No longer wondering and this is so delish 🍸
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Nick ordered dessert by asking our server, “can we split an orange creamsicle martini?” We’re now wondering if we’ll be served one drink to share or two half drinks.
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@jtimberlake @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight Oh good! An excuse to use this JT GIF
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A PERFECT album from the 1990s that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
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A PERFECT album from the 1990's that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
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@notcapnamerica “For the last time, Karen, wine isn’t juice…” 😁🍷
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Cleaning can be fun if you do it pantsless
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Everything bagel with chive cream cheese, smoked salmon, mashed avocado, and red onion
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Bum: "We don't hardly get any credit, but we don't care. We don't need credit to win." #SFGiants #OrangeOctober
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A pigeon gave me a present in Central Park 😭. How was your day?
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Don’t mind me, just loving my new phone case, this shirt and this jacket 😍
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Does this mean good luck? 🍳 #doubleyolks
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Good morning, my amazing friends. I hope you enjoy a wonderful Wednesday! Be safe, stay warm, take care of yourselves and each other, and remember above all else, #youareloved 🌞❤️🤗 @MapleTommy @aj83652 @Fastball035 @RickyCVA14 @JakeRedmond4 @vskoreik @DonnieS5150 @Daniel_Tex18
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Psst, wanna hear a secret?
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If running away from problems counted as exercise, I’d be so fit.
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Good morning! If you’re reading this, I wish you a fantastic Friday 🌞 #muchlove
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Wow…Today has been the BEST Monday I’ve ever had! 🎉😎
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