Logged back into this godforsaken app because I knew there would be a Scott Wampler love fest happening, and seeing how loved he was is a comfort tonight. Here’s my last ever Twitter thread, and it’s about one of the dearest friends I’ve ever had.
To the female horror creators, especially the marginalized ones, who are seeing things implode in the industry right now: do not fucking stop. Keeping writing, keep planning. You matter. Your stories matter, so goddamn much. We're going to keep fighting and eventually, we'll win.
I love getting my monthly newsletter from the Satanic Temple. It's always like "Hail Satan! Here's an update on our campaign to raise money to buy tampons for unhoused people. And a recipe for vegan lasagna. Have a blasphemous day!"
The most romantic part of Valentine’s weekend was
@Jeremy_Lambert
finding me in stress tears because my biceps ripped open the dress I was going to wear to my event and saying “Babe, I know you’re stressed out.. but that was pretty cool.”
Alright, here goes.
2009: Tattooed high school drop out, anxious young lady trying to figure things out
2019: Still all those things, only I'm a bestselling author now.
(And I figured out my eyebrows.)
People ask me why I’m not having kids, but why become a parent when I can build a candy empire and invite six unsuspecting children to compete for the right to uphold my legacy?
Five spits for an enemy, Lilith 🧛🏻♀️
Happy Halloween from me and my little dolly.
This will be the first time I’ve done a book event as a vampire. Join us soon (link below) for the GIRLY DRINKS virtual launch!
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever been wrapping Christmas presents and had the scissors catch the wrapping paper so that it glides along in one perfect cut?
Still not seeing enough hype about this LESBIAN POWERLIFTING HOCKEY-PLAYING WEREWOLF MOVIE. It’s on Prime, folks, and it’s currently my favorite 2023 film
So, one of the things we noticed immediately about our new house is the alarming amount of ravens. Like, 20 at a time - horror movie raven numbers. We found out yesterday it’s because our neighbor bakes them cookies.
When one woman (
@atrask
on IG) read THE LADY FROM THE BLACK LAGOON and told her daughter that the Creature was designed by a woman, she immediately wanted to dress up like her.
Happy birthday to Shirley Jackson, the queen of horror, cats, cocktails and absolutely not giving a fuck. Cheers to you, you bad bitch 🖤
“I delight in what I fear.”
As we near the end of this hell-year, you don’t have to call something a “guilty pleasure” anymore. No matter what you read/listen to/watch, that shit got you through 2020. Embrace it.
Everyone tells you how great your 30s are, but not how frustrating it is that you can’t go back in time and tell your 20s self how hot she is and that she needs to stop putting up with so much bullshit.
If you are thrilled about the resurgence of Brendan Fraser’s career, it’s a good idea to watch both seasons of Doom Patrol and see how fucking incredible he is as Cliff Steele
Reminder: if you want to see more films by marginalized filmmakers or read more books by marginalized authors, you can just ... use Google and find them. They're making stuff. It might not be getting marketed to you.
Getting ready to slowly re-emerge. Now that I’m fully vaxxed, about to go to (the outdoor seating area of) a restaurant for the first time since 3/20. I am so excited to order a cocktail, I could cry (I might cry)
I’m 30 years old and still hesitant to buy a shirt from a band whose albums I haven’t *totally* memorized, just in case some fuckhead metal bro decides to quiz me about it